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because we’re all posting it, from now until the end of the regular season use the code GRETA30 to get 30% off twins tickets (from the official twins website and not third party). come be loud with me at my favorite place 🫶
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a beautiful woman named heat advisory keeps messaging me on my phone
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happy turtle bit off a cop's toe in the hudson river 100th anniversary to those to celebrate
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took my girl to her first baseball game yesterday and said “welcome to my world” and she replied “you said ‘i hate this dumb fucking sport’ and ‘i want to kill myself’ 34 times” and i will remember this night forever
took my girl to her first rave yesterday and said 'welcome to my world' and she replied 'our world now' and I will remember this night forever
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very cool!
this is also minnesota under tim walz. however this photo is from today and not 4 years ago immediately after the police did a murder and lied about it
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buying a $200 jersey because you love that a guy said a slur is insane
#BREAKING
: Jarren Duran’s jersey sales have broken the MLB record for most sales ever recorded in a single day…
This comes following his suspension for an anti LBTGEQ comment caught by a hot mic
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how it feels to eat ice cream out of a non-helmet container at a baseball game
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"CNN has learned that Vice President Kamala Harris has picked Minnesota Governor Tim Walz to be her running mate."
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no actually, i’d rather spend a ton of money on feeding children than for cops to take naps in their cars on nicollet mall
Liberal brains are exploding right now: “But they said this food was “free”. It shouldn’t cost anything.”
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oh my god they invented a situation where i will root for the yankees
Trevor Bauer announced that he will be pitching against the Yankees this Sunday as a member of the Diablos Rojos del México
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yeah minneapolis really sucks ugh definitely do not spend a beautiful summer evening in downtown minneapolis watching a twins game with friends, it’s terrible
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WHOLE SQUAD EFFORT. 👏
Ant - 27 PTS / 3 STL
Jaden - 21 PTS / 2 BLK
Mike - 13 PTS / 5 AST
KAT - 10 PTS / 13 REB / 5 AST
Naz - 10 PTS / 11 REB
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campaigning for every team to get crop tops
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wolves back
Atheists if JESUS is not real then please explain this…
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hope everyone is prepared for how annoying minnesotans are about to get
CNN: VP Harris has selected MN gov. Tim Walz to be her running mate.
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if you loved watching the olympics during the work day you’ll also love watching the paralympics during the work day
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“minneapolis is scary”
minneapolis:
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my dumbass thought this said autism and i was like??? ok????
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Why can’t hacker groups do something really useful and clear all our student debt
my student loan account is locked for an hour bc i entered my password wrong twice. who the hell do they think is trying to break in and pay my loans for me. why would i want to prevent that. Pleas let them in
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@the_standard82
@Brandon_Warne
@FBI
well it appears they already know about you, but maybe it is time for another visit
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why would i feel guilty about the treats i get at the ballpark? when i’m there it’s me, my 40 boyfriends, and all the little treats i could want. real life does not exist there, shame does not exist there
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@1929stockcrash
i’m sorry you’re going through this, same thing happened to me this past august. also, his mom would probably still want to be your friend tbh the mom of an ex who broke up with me like 6 years ago still interacts with my facebook posts
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“minneapolis is scary”
minneapolis:
Minneapolis has an annual party to celebrate the fake sharpening of a giant pencil sculpture and it is my favorite thing in the entire world
(video from @ axiostwincities on Instagram)
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Knuckle Puck is opening for the Jonas Brothers on their reunion tour
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the l in mlb stands for lesbians and the b in mlb stands for bisexuals
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exactly 27 red pills
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@Aug4151
@JoshuaPotash
Very cool country we have! Age discrimination is apparently a-ok if you’re younger
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i think pitchers and catchers should kiss when they have a good outing
On Valentine’s Day, you gotta remind the homies you love them 😘
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this looks like they’re about to do a glee club number at regionals
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brandon marsh really is the perfect name for a wet guy, like of course the guy named after a wetland is a wet guy
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imagine sitting in the upper deck of target center and you turn around and royce lewis is just right there
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“hE’s InNoCeNT”
he admitted to punching an unconscious woman
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accidentally creating a biological warfare situation
Yes... we apparently have a HR Sausage now.
No... we don't know why.
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if byron got taken out in a bratwurst accident i would have jumped off the balcony
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the water videos were just a distraction and our city connects are actually metro transit themed
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i don’t think i should be allowed to see through pants from section 210
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yankees fans have not suffered enough
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do you think bryce harper reads sports romance novels and when he gets to a baseball one he just sits there like “no, no that’s not how it is at all” when there are inaccuracies
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getting on my soapbox for the 500th time: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PAVE OVER A WETLAND I TRULY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY PUT VALLEY FAIR DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A WETLAND
Live look at ValleyFair right now 😱
📸: Insta - Nklokphoto
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Good morning to the person who yelled “you’re a murderer” at the press conference
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@ryanmasri_
Imagine the first thing you do after getting out of quarantine is go to Applebee’s
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Wow I can’t believe Taylor Swift is eating at the Mall of America Rainforest Cafe
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join us, friends
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AL Central - it just means more
The AL Central has as many teams above .500 as the entire National League 🔥👀
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getting mad about a dog in a cute little bandana is weirdo freak behavior
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10 in a row for my love, my god, my Jesus, my everything. I love you sausage and the Twins
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me getting dragged out of target field tonight for barking at joe ryan for 3 innings straight
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@jameson_burke
@makemyheadswim
That dress is cheaper than most prom dresses I saw in stores when I was in high school
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dislike seeing adult twins in public. feels like they’re going to ask me a riddle
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no, that was the minneapolis police department
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i have gone to 23 twins games this year and have not seen any gangs with machetes at all?? hmm do they just not show up for the games i go to? or maybe it’s all in your delusions?
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"It's so over" may endure for a night, but "we're so back" cometh in the morning
Winning games 1 & 2, then losing games 3, 4, & 5
…is exactly what happened to the Twins in the 1987 & 1991 World Series
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having brothers is good actually. especially when they get your whole vibe
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@ChristinePThoma
@WonderKing82
@samanthabaisden
Seriously, I’ve seen people saying “it makes them sick” and are boiling mad because Meghan looked at flowers people left at Windsor Castle. Like Jfc she’s supporting her husband and was invited by William & Kate.
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@OliviaD68564995
@DabAndGo
I used to work guest services at the Mall of America and we’d be cross trained on rides in the amusement park and I’d regularly get to work at the bounce house because I was the smallest employee and could easily chase the kids out of there 😂
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coming to you live from the afterlife (i have decided to stop being a baby and post the damn photos)
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new corduroy hat just dropped (or maybe it’s just new to me idk?)
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are they going to get sluttier the more games they win
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every time this happens i think about that time domingo german got to wash his hands instead of ejected
Edwin Diaz was ejected after umpires inspected his hands and glove before throwing a pitch to the Cubs in the 9th inning.
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@Gbemideyforyou
This hurts my heart, mine died by suicide on May 20th, 2017. Lauren was like my twin. There’s a void in my heart that will never fully heal. None of my friendships have felt the same ever sense, I would give anything to see her again jusy for a little while.
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