John “Rock & Roll” Tolkien
@jrockandrollt
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Beginner’s mind. Participant in the animating contest of freedom. Yeeing my haws afore I cain’t
Nevada, USA
Joined May 2014
“Princess Breakfast” at Disneyland with my kids. Almost spit out my coffee
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This is Michael Jordan in game 6 level shooting under pressure. My jaw dropped
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> be Coastie > Interdict drug boat > Shoot a 50 cal rifle > Rested on a floppy piece of webbing > From a moving helicopter > In ocean winds > At the ~2ft motor > Of a boat that is itself also moving > Humans are 10ft away from your target > ok.jpg
BREAKING: Coast Guard helicopter sniper takes out narco-boat in the Eastern Pacific in footage obtained by Fox News. The Coast Guard seized over 20,000 pounds of cocaine during the mission, which amounts to more than 7.5M potentially lethal doses, according to the outlet. "The
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Pictured: Golden Retrievers in repose. No brain activity. Thermodynamic nil. Absolute zero. Smooth fur no thoughts
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[Training/Relationship] Sometimes God allows us to chase something that ultimately proves disappointing—not because it is our final destination, but because the pursuit itself shapes us into the person He needs us to become for the true calling that lies ahead. The thirteen
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I’m dogsitting a dog that looks exactly like my dog and I don’t mean to be dogracist but I can’t tell them apart
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Happy black yoga pants & pony tail with a headband season to all who celebrate
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My B*TCH attorney has advised me that there are in fact still laws when one is off the Claws
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What are you doing gigachad? Building a company with a greater-than-2 billionaire-to-revenue ratio just to force Michael Burry to send an email to his Substack subscribers
“Palantir has the distinction of being the first billionaire:revenue ratio greater than one that I have seen. Five billionaires due to stock ownership, and less than four billion in annual revenue.” This Burry quote goes pretty hard. Credit where credit is due.
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Did you know? Rio Grande LNG has made ~$950,000 in charitable donations focused on community development and supporting 60+ local organizations.
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I found LT’s weekend whip
I found the final boss of junior officers financing ridiculous vehicles
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We are of course all entitled to our aesthetic preferences but I like this style and think it’s cool
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We are experiencing, hopefully, a return of stance & bravado after a milquetoast 2010s decade
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The world does not need another Subaru Outback / Honda Passport clone and I’m glad manufacturers have gotten the memo
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I love that Toyota, KIA, and Range Rover are going blockier with their new cars instead of this undifferentiated mass of small/midsize SUVs
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I love this car and tested it for Mrs. Tolkien, however - Toyota dealerships have like a 1 year waitlist for all of their cool new models - You can drive off the lot with a base trim any time - If you want any of the TRD / Pro / fancy Lexus models it’s like talking to a Rolex AD
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Not going to win any awards at the county fair but they should be tasty
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Sorry for being salty. I am a fan of some of these musicians and it is painful to hear them being done so dirty
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This fucking sucks. You made Lainey Wilson sound bad. How are you still employed?
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How is it possible to make Chris Stapleton sound mid? Who did this? Give me your job. I will figure it out in a weekend and do a better job.
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The sound mixing at the 2025 Country Music Awards is embarrassing. All the music sounds terrible. It’s very very bad.
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If someone spraypaints a swastika on my wife’s car because they don’t like Elon Musk I will take the video footage and hunt them down like a Liam Neeson movie
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