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@HoustonRockets @clutchpoints beat writer | @astrosCTH | Actor | opinions are my own | Check out our @CutTheNets_BSP Podcast

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@jga41agher Cam Johnson has both head coach and NBA TV analyst vibes
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@TheNBACentral @nbatradecenter1 highest overall in nba 2k: 75
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@WheelerJaylen @ClutchPoints @JimmyButler Sounds like a former player we all know…👀
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@UmpScorecards His umpiring is purely for entertainment now
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@BallySportsSW And they copy us too 😂😂 #Ready2Reign
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@SportsVanessa I’m literally dying at this 😂😂😂
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@TalkinBaseball_ Immaculate grid finna have a field day with this one
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@sk_griffith @tedcruz @astros So THATS why we’re losing
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@VolpeParm11 You’re missing Trevor Bauer, regardless if he wasn’t convicted😂
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@theneedledrop The big day.
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@BleacherReport @wojespn I honestly dunno how danny ainge does it. This is equivalent to acquiring collins for a bag of doritos
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@michaelschwab13 That has got to be the most asinine take I have ever heard in TV broadcasting.
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@capeshitsucks Just bad post endgame Marvel writing as usual
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@mynameiskase @HornyLanez OOOOOH I LUV MY WIFEEE I LUV MY WIFEEE AUUUGH
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@TheNBACentral @PatBevPod “best center in the league” 😂🤣
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@TalkinBaseball_ How original.
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@BrickMuse 2015-2019 Klay hits those
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@theneedledrop Loving your wife is cool and wholesome
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@TalkinBaseball_ bring back team jerseys cmon man
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@wojespn what a steal bro. cheap contract too
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@BenOndaTop Bruh we haven’t even advanced yet 😂rangers fans are bums
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@astros Greinke looks like a 20 year old college student talking to a 40 year old Verlander lmao
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@Mariners Thanks for winning today. That’s all I’ve ever needed from your team
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@tedcruz @Rangers Not a true fan
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@SportsTalk790 Guy in the blue hoodie is asking for a beating
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@fuzzyfromyt found another SAS meme masterpiece 😂
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@BenOndaTop Altuve still rakes at 33. Breggy will turn just 30 years. Yordan is 26. JV will shove. Framber and Javier will bounce back. Lance and Luis will be back. FULL YEAR OF YAINER. Still a solid pen. Need to make some moves but our dynasty is still very much alive. #GOSTROS
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@tedcruz @astros Go back to Cancun you hack
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@michaelschwab13 Doesn’t impress me till he gets back to 20 HR 😂
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@michaelschwab13 Nah, it’s a political post. Dude is bad at his job and therefore bad for Houston sports
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@BiasedHouston I’m riding with Ime. Jalen cannot play effectively right now. Its sad but that’s our reality
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@SwipaCam Just another shift at his 9-5. Nothing to see here.
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@Dbacks Dbacks admin needs a raise. Amazing find
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@HouCounterplot Social media is a Warzone. you’re gonna have to take a lot of heat, especially if its something you said about the very team you will be covering. Sure these go over the line but if you’re a reporter if you can’t take an animosity or just ignore it if you are sensitive to it,
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@BiasedHouston We will definitely win more than 22 games.
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@michaelschwab13 Our team lives rent free in their heads to no end 😂
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@astros @AirNatlGuard Common Astros Tweet W
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@HoustonRockets THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE ALPI THE BASKETBALL. An article I wrote about him
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@michaeljknowles @benshapiro Let’s see this debate. I want Ben to demolish him
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@TalkinBaseball_ It’s painfully hysterical that the lowest ERA in the AL this year is barely 3.00
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@BradeauxNBA I wanna know who his agent is. Definitely a masterdebater
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@HoopMixOnly 6.5 . If he stopped at 8am in charlotte it would be a classic.
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@RangersInsiders Were you trying to rile us Astros fans up? Bc you failed miserably this post is cringe 😂😂😂
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@JoshDoncic77 replace jenna with Ye and then we gud
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@PitchingNinja This is incredible. Set up a foot outside and the ball goes further than that. Still gets a swing and miss😂
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@BraedonLewis125 @TalkinBaseball_ Thor didn’t make his official debut until a couple hours ago so I think the grid plays by that rule
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@BiasedHouston It’s a damn good thing the rest of the three years aren’t guaranteed 😂
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@SportsTalk790 Man’s already got the off-season Cancun drip 😂💀 seasons over y’all ✌️
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@Dexerto Hear me out: she’s kind fine…
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@TalkinBaseball_ Is this from 2013?
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@EdwardP65967804 Ever wonder why this didn’t receive a single like or repost?
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@astros God awful managing on the pitching side. Dusty’s got trouble knowing what’s the right time to take his starters out.
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@espn WHO CARES
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@michaelschwab13 McCormick getting an off day? Why’s this?
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@chancetherapper Tweak your album dude it’s really disappointing
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@sku_chies @ayeejuju Are we really gonna have the Kanye vs Drake debate? It’s Kanye and will always be Kanye. He revolutionized the music production game. Love Drake, but all he’s done has been consistent. Being consistent isn’t necessarily groundbreaking
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@JP_Fuller @BenOndaTop dude was carrying the team on his back moron😂did you watch?
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@HalToHell @AstrosOptimism2 Heterosexually speaking cole looks like a snack with facial hair compared to a baby looking 50 year old
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@KOT4Q It’s crazy how true that really is. It’s why we got Fred VanVleet who’s turned the #Rockets offense completely around. The necessity of a good backup point is needed too, which is why Fred’s playing 44 minutes a game 😂
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@nytimes “Your truth”
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@BRWalkoff @JoelReuterBR Yainer Diaz isn’t given any love man
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@JayCuda Khris Davis 2.0
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@michaelschwab13 Astros trade for a #3 pitcher who is out with Tommy John but is available for next season
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@RTNBA The good morning Kobe rap video tweets you did was how I ended up following you
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@MichaelJBier There’s certainly a case for it. Athletes can get big naturally, but this is a bit extreme. Just look at his neck lol it’s bigger than his face
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@TalkinYanks Not even his best season but pitching this whole year has taken a dip as a whole
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@MLBONFOX @BenVerlander look at all those small media teams at the top 5!
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@michaelschwab13 No words other than just sheer disappointment
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@michaelschwab13 @BNightengale As he should. Just utter malpractice from the @MLB and @MLBUA
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@JoshDoncic77 racist? lmao open your eyes. the man supports nazis and is anti-semitic. 😂
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@jakedc6 I get this sentiment, but most of the 2022 roster is back. Say what you want about the players, but Dusty and the front office haven’t made key decisions to try and repeat. They fired the GM, made roster decisions without a GM, and then consistently make excuses for not
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@AstrosOptimism2 Two now 🔥🔥
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@HowUBenFeller @TalkinBaseball_ @ArlingtonPD Yeah we did. 2 million to be exact.
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@NickScurfield last dodgers fan with a mask on in 2023 made me squirm
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@JomboyMedia unintentionally the best meme in sports right now😂
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@BiasedHouston We had players like Pablo prigioni and kostas papanikolaou getting playing time😂
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@BradeauxNBA Efficiency is key, but take a look at the last 3 games of point distribution among the starting lineup. Solid stuff even though we’re 1-2 .
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@MLBONFOX @NathanSRuiz Add him to the long list of season ending pitcher injuries this year because of the pitch clock.
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@Rangers South Oklahoma is Absolute frauds. Just pathetic 😂😂😂😂
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@Rangers No words😂😂😂😂
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@Cheeeesy_ @capeshitsucks Aside from a couple stinkers, 2008-2019 was the heyday for Marvel Studios
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@Kasiim_13 Clearly don’t understand what he’s mainly here for.
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@ILiveOffHate @strosfan86 Take this down dude lots of people died due to Harvey.
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@BradeauxNBA He is public enemy #1 in Houston.
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@michaelschwab13 Six. Those were so clean.
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@michaelschwab13 Ugh this sucks! Why does this lineup have to be SO GOOD? I hate it!!
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@BenOndaTop I’d argue Dusty’s decision to keep brown on the mound was worse
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@UmpScorecards Pat Hoberg goin through it. Hasn’t had a good game in a minute
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@RTNBA League so Softtt
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@DiscussingFilm Episode 4 was so all over the place
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@BradeauxNBA Clippers broadcast have my respect. They were praising the rockets team all night
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