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When you realize you should have taken that 6/$150 million offer from the Astros
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Number of times on base:
Kyle Tucker - 1
All 5 Rangers - 0
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@BNightengale
Nobody cares Bob. We all know Seattle fans just started watching baseball last year.
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Opening day World Series winning %:
Yankees: 10.5%
Astros: 9%
Mets: 7.8%
Today:
Yankees: .9%
Astros: 11.9%
Mets: .2%
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“My first executive order - I’m sending Angel Hernandez to Guantanamo”
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The Rangers have zero championship banners hanging in their stadium.
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Astros fans celebrating no runs allowed by Montero and Stanek
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@ChesthairCheeto
@TheGameDayMLB
@CodifyBaseball
I’m willing to bet you if the Astros fell apart after 2017 it would be more of a joke and like haha your only championship was cheating and moved on. The success since then is what fuels it.
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He will love playing with our Japanese stars Josan Yakituve, Shodan Alvigatorez, and Jusan Torolander.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto reportedly wants to play on an MLB team with other Japanese players, per
@Yahoo_JAPAN_PR
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@MichaelJBier
He literally nods his head twice. You know 2 times. Like how many more championships we have over Arlington.
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Ohtani to the Astros makes too much sense.
1. We’re going to need a pitcher next year so we’re going to spend 25-30m anyway.
2. We need a good lefty bat. $20m. So an extra 5 you get Ohtani.
3. Watching the media have to shlob our knob after all these years would be hilarious.
4.
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This is all Kyle Tucker, Jeremy Pena and Framber Valdez’s fault.
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JV has updated his Twitter profile with Houston in the location and Houston Strong Banner 👀👀
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The Astros splitting a series against a last place team and then taking 2 and possibly setting up a sweep against the best team in the AL is so predictable.
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This is some A+ trolling that probably most people didn’t catch.
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Rough year for the Mariners. They never really recovered from their July World Series victory hangover against the Astros. Luckily though they will always have the memory of booing 3 guys and a manager who weren’t even on the 17 team at a fake game.
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I know this dude is like 14 and ate paint chips as a kid but we got JV for 2 more years and wouldn't have even made the playoffs without that trade. Plus the Mets are paying $100m. Meanwhile they traded Acuna for Max who is done.
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But you had 5 all-stars.
Blow it up. Call up Carter, call up Langford. See what you have in this organization. The season is OVER.
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@RangersInsiders
Only that your team sucks and is out of the playoffs. I mean you haven't won a championship in 62 years what's another?
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This already has projected higher ratings than the actual World Series.
GAMEDAY THREAD:
#CancunWS
🇲🇽 Game 1
OVERVIEW: The Houston Astros and Philadelphia Phillies battle it out for the Cancun World Series crown after missing the cut last year.
PITCHERS: Justin Verlander (0-0) vs. Zack Wheeler (0-0)
KEY MATCHUPS: Jose Abreu and Bryce Harper,
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Games before their first HR in 2023:
Jose Abreu: 51
Jon Singleton: 3
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The Texas Rangers have lost to the Houston Astros this season when we’ve started:
Ronel Blanco
Shawn Dubin
Brandon Bielak
In 3 of the last 4 game we won against them.
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We have a new banner hanging Arlington.
@RogueHouSports
@Rangers
Celebrating a beat down. Btw we outscored y’all by 6 runs this series
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I don't claim anything, bro. The baseball Hall of Fame on the other hand….(its located in Cooperstown, NY so you don't have to google it)
@strosfan86
Seeing a fan base that has one legit ring in their entire 50+ year history claiming to be a dynasty is what's hilarious, bro.
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@goodapplejokes
@DanClarkSports
So is every player who didn't take steroids, but knew their teammates were,also cheaters?
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7 Texas Rangers at a game hosted in Seattle ending the AL’s 10 year all-star game winning streak is pretty much exactly what you would expect.
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Imagine your first at bat at Yankees stadium being a 3 run bomb. Legend.
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Bregman, Yordan, Tucker, Abreu and Chas going 0-14 is much more inexcusable
Martin Maldonado hitting for himself here is inexcusable.
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“Jake actually apologized”
“Jake wasn’t one of core Astros who benefited from it like Correa and Altuve”
“Jake didn’t even play in the World Series”
-Dodgers fans on Twitter mental gymnastics over the next couple of days.
Dodgers are signing outfielder Jake Marisnick to a big league deal, source confirms to The Athletic.
@thevandalorian
was on it.
Gives the Dodgers a right-handed bat.
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People blaming a rookie replacement player for a loss when our bullpen gave up 7 runs….this loss is on our pen,
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From 1997 to 2016 the Astros:
1 NL Pennant
2 NLDS
3 Wild Cards
7 Post Season Appearances
4 NL Central Winner
That period is better than the entire history of Arlington (minus one pennant)
Funny. Same HOU fans who beat their chest over the last 6 seasons, completely ignoring the previous 20 seasons before 2017, want to jump on TEX fans for being happy about their most recent W vs HOU. You wouldn't think defending champs would be so insecure, but here we are.
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Are Astros fans really upset about us looking to add Bellinger? Why would you be upset trying to help a guy who wants to win his first legitimate championship?
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The “We choked in August when everyone thought it would be May” isn’t the flex you think it is.
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For the “We should’ve just signed Verlander in the winter” crowd remember this past winter we didn’t expect to lose Garcia and Lance for the season. Plans change and sometimes you have to as well.
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We have signed Brandon Bielak to a 5 year $90 million extension.
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Hey dumb Astros twitter:
When you score one run against the worst pitching staff in baseball, that’s not the managers fault.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
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The most memorable win in Seattle’s T-Mobile Park continues to be this
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The Astros had a 5.8% chance of winning the division 2 days ago 😂😂😂
What an Arlington job!
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Seeing a fanbase who just started watching baseball in October in the replies here is hilarious.
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I hope these wonderful folks are having a great time tonight.
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Julks was a fun story but getting Brantley back is becoming more important by the AB.
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Definitely how I would act towards someone who I thought was wearing an illegal device to get signs and cheated against me.
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Back of the baseball card, bitches.
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Just remember when they stop booing us it means we’re no longer relevant.
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Astros are playing the A’s this week and once again Mike Fiers isn't starting any of the games this series. What a coward.
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Montero last 7 games:
10.1 IP
3 H
2 ER
4 BB
7 K
1 HR
1.74 ERA
He’s getting there.
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Astros fans celebrating Hunter Brown not imploding in the 4th inning
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Astros SP last 4 games:
Blanco - 5.0
Brown - 4.0
Dubin - 4.0
Javier - 4.1
If you can’t understand why the bullpen is a mess and trying to squeeze one inning out of starter with a 4 run lead I don’t know what to tell you.
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Bro you lost to Ronel Blanco and Sean Dubin.
@BenOndaTop
The rangers whole bullpen is trash that’s the only reason the Astros have these two wins
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@CardinalsReek
Welcome to the trade deadline. Where every year Yankees fans think that other MLB teams want their trash for All-Star caliber players. It’s a tradition like no other.
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When you don’t know what pitch is coming
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How it started:
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"Billy, this is the 1-7 of the Astros lineup. There only defect is that when they go 6/60 over 2 games they lose ball games. When they go 6/24 with 3 Home runs they win ballgames, yet the fans blame the losses on the catcher."
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Lmao may want to look up what little brother means.
@eddie_hassan
@Rangers
Cheating losers obsessed with the Rangers, seeking validation from big brother as always 🤣🤣🤣
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Just get me Yordan and Tuve back. Get a SP at the deadline. League still runs through Houston
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I’m sorry but this lineup could be insane:
Bellinger/Dubon
Bregman
Yordan
Altuve
Tucker
Abreu
Chas/Pena
Diaz/Chas
Peña/Maldy
Dubon gives guys off the rest of the season and pinch hits.
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KYKE TUCKER SAVES OUR SEASON
RYAN PRESSLY SAVES THE GAME
THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE INEVITABLE!!!
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Spring training should be held at MMP this year so they can practice winning games at home.
The Astros are starting to work out at Minute Maid Park to get ready for spring training. Jose Altuve, Yordan Alvarez, Yainer Diaz and Joey Loperfido were among the guys in attendance today.
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Nobody wants to hear this but Montero has been one of our best relievers over the past month
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I could really use some thoughts and prayers.
Nothing serious just about to watch an Astros game.
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