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@jpvanhoy
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
You could do the same thing with any other equally sized slice of the country. These aren’t even coincidences, these are just “stuff that has happened in history in a section of the US.”
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@mtgreenee
@AOC
Marjorie, I challenge you to a debate on any of the following topics:
1. US Geography.
2. Conspiracy theories and why they’re wrong.
3. Forms of government and their basic definitions.
4. Immigration Policy, its history and implications for today.
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@mtgreenee
@SpeakerPelosi
I agree! It IS your values that are problematic. You know, how you dismiss a horrible mass shooting as a political stunt and diminish a family’s pain. Or how you believe any jackass conspiracy that looks shiny online. Honestly, your contributions to those committees would be…
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@laurenboebert
That would be fine if more people with the life experiences you’ve had, including you, had the requisite deep understanding of history, critical thinking, and political theory that other folks have. I'm actually *very* critial of "career politicians", but when someone...
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@POTUS
And what should we reward work with, Joe? Isn’t wealth the thing we’re all working for? So once we reward the work with the wealth, then what? See, this “rich people are bad” gag works great as long as the people you sell it to never get rich. Which has been the plan all along.
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@mtgreenee
A 5-year old kid IN YOUR DISTRICT just died of COVID. And one minute ago you tweet about “stop masking children”. Do you feel like you’re doing good work here? Do you feel like a good person today? Serious question, I really want an answer. You’re not big enough yet not to.
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@laurenboebert
…like you exhibits the Constitutional ignorance that you’ve shown, and the sophomoric need for attention that you have it completely invalidates any wisdom you could bring from whatever you think your life experiences afford you.
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@RepMTG
@mtgreenee
@RepJeffDuncan
Serious question: (again, without using Google) Do you know who Karl Marx is or anything he may have done during his life?
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@RayRayRooRoo77
Well, good, because it’s a combination Easter/Trans Day/my father-in-law’s birthday here at the secret Bunny headquarters, so I will not be producing any graphics today. In the meantime, you could just stare at a map and imagine a path, and think of historical events.
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@nicholadrummond
@InfoAgeStrategy
To clarify for readers unfamiliar with artillery—“52-calibre” doesn’t mean 0.52”, it means 155mm or 6.1”.
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@DailyCaller
@mtgreenee
Bullshit. If you regret those words why did you repeatedly ignore my and others’ calls to publicly state that? Why, when there are suddenly repercussions do you all of a sudden “regret” the words? And you can’t even...
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@mtgreenee
@mattgaetz
Man, after all that wailing and gnashing you did a couple months ago about who might be in a public bathroom with your college-aged daughter, and you’re so proud to hang out with that dude. You truly are spare parts, Marge.
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@pravalgi
@AdamKinzinger
“British Rule” and “Your own government” were the same thing at one time.
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@mtgreenee
@SpeakerPelosi
…minimal at best. You’re a junior rep. One of hundreds in the House. You really have very little power other than your apparent ability to scream bloody murder to convince people to donate money. You should be off that committee for ethical and philosophical reasons.
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@laurenboebert
This is what I’m talking about. Let me be very clear: DONALD TRUMP HAS ALREADY BEEN IMPEACHED BY THE VERY BODY YOU’RE PART OF. THE SENATE DOES NOT IMPEACH ANYONE. THEY ONLY CONVICT OR ACQUIT ON AN IMPEACHMENT THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. HIS LEAVING OFFICE IS IRRELEVANT. Also…
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@mtgreenee
I will donate $1,000 to your campaign fund if you can show me science that says there are “two genders”. (Real science, not some shit you find on one of your Facebook mom groups right beside the vaccine hoaxes and so forth).
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@share24
@justinamash
Few things are more satisfying than watching someone use the ultra-smarmy “I’ll wait” trope get owned this hard.
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@laurenboebert
You don’t “impeach [someone] from an office”. You impeach them for crimes committed while in office, and, as a result of conviction, they are removed from the office they previously held. So YOU’RE the person who doesn’t know how to govern if you don’t even…
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@laurenboebert
The only difference between this and a 10th grade book report is that you didn’t start out with “Webster’s Dictionary defines…”. Yes, it is about religion, yes it is about race. You’re lying to yourself and us at the same time. I can still help you, though, it’s not too late.
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@mtgreenee
And look, not a single one of them beating a police officer to death with an American Flag. Care to give me your thoughts on that?
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@KristySwansonXO
@mtgreenee
Do you also agree with her on the Jewish Space Laser, the cabal of pedophiles running the world or the idea that a missile hit the pentagon in ‘01 instead of an airliner? Are you willing to say this publicly?
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@mtgreenee
All 15 parts of this mental diarrhea are false, misleading and/or outright fabricated, but this is the worst, most cultish, ridiculous part. The flag is a piece of cloth and it means nothing on its own. Worshipping it as a deity is sick and…
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@jasonintrator
@AshaRangappa_
A good backup response might be, “and yet I’m not the one standing in a store insulting a complete stranger based on national origin. Huh, weird.”
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@laurenboebert
If there are 11m of them, and they’ve been here over 10 years, that kinda puts a big kink in your claim that they’re somehow harmful, doesn’t it? Clearly they’ve been productive members of society to the point you don’t even realize they’re there anymore. So, what’s the problem?
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@Veteran4Trump
@mtgreenee
Speaking on behalf of Georgia, we’ll trade you Marjorie Greene for…let’s see…100 cases of Avocados, 5,000 MacBook air laptops (with the new processor) and an original print of Citizen Kane.
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@Gabby_Hoffman
It was his idea to start with. He’s got…what…8 million bucks or something in his budget to pay for new employees JUST to monitor every inflow/outflow.
And yes, it’s shameless, ridiculous and asinine.
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@laurenboebert
This is getting old. Seriously. If you don’t understand the goddamn document DM me and I’ll explain it to you. I’m not kidding. You NEED to understand the basic tenets of the basic documentation OF YOUR GODDAMN JOB. I’m really tired of you making a mockery of our country.
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@laurenboebert
In 500 words or less tell me how this diminishes what Donald Trump did on Jan. 6.
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@normale40897509
@BGatesIsaPyscho
Ok, once more for the slower kids:
The implication is that since these events happened in the path of the eclipse, that that has significance. If that were true there would need to be a statistically significant difference between this area and a random one. There is not…
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@laurenboebert
Well clearly since two non-scientists made less than accurate predictions that proves it’s all a big hoax, doesn’t it? Sure am glad I’ve got a salmonella-pushing restauranteur to figure out climate science for me.
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@laurenboebert
How in the metric hell did you ever run a business? “How does a service provider deal with increasing cost?” How, indeed. Oh, and by the way, gas prices always go up this time of year.
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@laurenboebert
Actually funding for the bridge you’re referring to was requested in 2020 by Elaine Chao, Trump’s Transportation Secy and Mitch McConnell’s wife. Schumer never requested the funding. So, if you’re going to continue to tweet this, at least tweet it accurately, please.
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@laurenboebert
Honestly the truth is we have 0 years left, the damage has already begun. Now it’s just a matter of how hard do you want to try and mitigate vs how much do you want to put towards research on undersea habitats while we wait to evolve into Gungans.
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@laurenboebert
A few points:
1. In terms of people democrats dislike, you’re still just in JV, kid.
2. You can’t really “check” anyone’s agenda. You’re 1/435th of the House.
3. It seems a little better than even odds you’re not going to keep that seat. The challengers are strong.
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@brianmrosenthal
@ChrisMegerian
@jessemckinley
Huh. Cuomo being less than honest. Please everyone stand by while I go find my “shocked” face.
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@RonFilipkowski
Well, you can’t argue the fact that Don Trump is one of the US’s top 50 greatest presidents.
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@morroweric
$83.65/hr* is how much this clown makes to sit there straight faced and unflinchingly prove he has no idea what he’s talking about, but pretend he does.
Think about that next time you vote, people of Connecticut.
Eighty-three dollars and sixty-five cents for every hour.
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@laurenboebert
I’m not a liberal, but I’ll answer: I don’t give a wet fart how much gas costs as long as I have unspoiled wilderness to enjoy. Do not give one single shit at all. Not even a little bit.
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@JackPosobiec
@mtgreenee
Hell of a hilarious dig against Team D, to be sure. But understand that this doesn’t prove what Team R is currently saying is true. It just means that both teams tell the same lies on a rotating basis. The most embarrassing part is…
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@mtgreenee
So you’re cool firing a doctor, who, even if he’s made mistakes, has the health of the citizens as his primary concern, but keeping a congressman who covered up sexual abuse in a D-1 college sports program? Isn’t that exactly what you were worried about a few weeks ago?
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@JoeBiden
A few points:
1. You don’t actually know what sovereignty means
2. You aren’t allowed to introduce legislation in a governing body over a country you don’t know all the parts of. Stop all legislative activities until you learn what states and territories make up the US.
#MAGA
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@laurenboebert
@bennyjohnson
Here are a few points:
1. Neither you nor Ben know what “to her face” means.
2. “You protect what you love”. No, ma’am, you protect what is vulnerable. The Southern border is doing fine. However, your friends showed the capitol to be vulnerable, so it needed to be secured.
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@laurenboebert
Fun fact, Ms. “Christian”. A “church” is a group of people, not a building. God is everywhere. You can pray, worship, read your religious text of choice anywhere anytime. You can even talk to other people in new, and amazing ways like “telephones” and “internets”.
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@mtgreenee
Wait, weren’t you just telling us yesterday that we shouldn’t be concerned about things you posted in the past. January is last month bub! Also, instead of re-posting, why won’t you simply make this post: “I do not believe Sandy Hook or Parkland were staged by democrats”? Why?
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@laurenboebert
I will write letters to all 534 other members of congress in support of your bills if you meet these criteria:
1. Without consulting anyone else or Google, write a 500-word essay on why the Paris Accord is bad.
2. Without consulting anyone else write a 500-word essay...
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@mtgreenee
If you spent as much time reading and understanding the Constitution and learning about Political Science as you did fucking around with picking up heavy shit, you might be worth a damn at your job.
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@ITR_IsThisReal
@BGatesIsaPyscho
This. Extremely this. That “I’ll wait” gag is almost as annoying as the “asking for a friend” one.
And yeah, this has been explained a bazillion times. Either you get it or you don’t.
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@SeanscSs
@JonahDispatch
Serious question, would love a response:
What do you think profit is? That is, how would you define the word profit if I asked you what it meant?
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@mtgreenee
@JoeBiden
All politicians are “all about the money”. You’re also a politician. You’re all about the money too. Your indignation is because he’s getting it and you’re not. Don’t pretend it’s anything else.
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@mtgreenee
Definitely gotta screenshot this. Margie, do you want to go ahead and claim this was tweeted by someone you hired who doesn’t share your views? Or did you personally just agree there needs to be term limits on YOUR job and agree that the body you’re a part of is in the shitter?
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@mtgreenee
That is patently false. If you believe God created life on Earth, and you believe She created chromosomes, then you MUST accept that there are multiple combinations of these chromosomes as proven by science. It’s not just XX and XY. It’s just not. Easily provable.
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@ChrisMurphyCT
1. Where did you get those data? I can’t find anything newer than 2018.
2. Correlation doesn’t prove causation. We’re all the new deaths from new guns?
3. Again, data source? I’m VERY skeptical those are real numbers.
4. Reducing a complex issue to one factor is beyond stupid.
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@mtgreenee
Unless those people don’t fit into your archaic, naive ideas about sex, sexuality, or gender, right?
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@mtgreenee
@ericswalwell
I’m not sure you want to throw the stone of “who had sex with whom” from that glass house you live in, kiddo.
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@mtgreenee
You talking about “bowing to a false god” is the most hypocritical thing I’ll read today, I’m sure.
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@mtgreenee
A few points:
1. You’re not “one of us”. My dad didn’t give me a business to run and I know how to think for myself.
2. Yeah, people do hate you for who you are, which is at least equitable and defensible.
3. Why was the swamp not drained in the 4 years Trump promised to?
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@laurenboebert
@mattgaetz
1. The House already does the pledge at the opening of the day.
2. You all took an oath to uphold the Constitution when you took office, saying the pledge is superfluous.
3. The flag pledge is, historically, a propaganda move to indoctrinate immigrants, not a real expr. of duty.
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@patriottakes
If you really want to generate revenue off this account, you need to consider selling t-shirts that say, “make god fry their soils in batshit oil”.
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@mtgreenee
It’s pretty easy to be a “successful business owner” when your dad builds a successful business and then just hands it over to you. Your only skill at that point is “don’t fuck up”. Of course, starting a trendy business at the height of a fad is foolproof, too. Great work!
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@laurenboebert
Look at the bright side, though, if you kept your restaurant closed 6 days a week, how many fewer people would get food poisoning?
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@jpalmer349
@mtgreenee
No, Jamie, I do not. I cannot “stand” with anyone who is racist, ignorant, and refuses to resolve her issues despite people repeatedly trying to help. Instead, I stand with the Constitution, and people who understand that we’re all the same regardless of melanin content.
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@laurenboebert
I’d be grateful if you could define “draconian” without using Google or a dictionary. Just off the top of your head, define it.
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@OrganizingPow3r
So you think that double jeopardy (that you can’t be tried twice for the same crime) is a “loophole”?? Seriously?
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@mtgreenee
Actually it was when Your Lord & Savior pulled out of the agreement that Iran said, “Screw it, if you aren’t in it, neither are we” and re-started their program. Also a sovereign nation has the right to build anything they want. The most important thing IS the
#ImpeachmentTrial
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@RonFilipkowski
“Twitter is a danger to us all by deeming itself the judge of speech on its platform.”
Huh. Someone typed that, read it back and then thought, “yeah, that makes sense” and posted it online. Weird.
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@laurenboebert
@tedcruz
In today’s example of “Ultra-reductionist false equivalency” politics by Lauren Bleepbloop, we have this gem. Good job, Lauren, you’ve done well! There’ll be a little something extra in your welcome packet on your next Mar-a-Lago trip!
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@patriottakes
I’ll keep asking til I get an answer. Why do so many people publish rant videos filmed in their cars? Is this just a stylistic trend? If so, why? Is there some clever rationale?
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@ElizLaraOrtega1
@pravalgi
@AdamKinzinger
Judging by this question you, too, do not have the aptitude to discuss this point. Please find another activity.
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@mtgreenee
Where do I text if I think you’re a low rent tool with the mental capacity of a high-end refrigerator?
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@stinkology
@weirddalle
Because the first bite of salt (lightly seasoned with eggs) will cause a coronary event so large that the bologna will never be a factor whatsoever.
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@newsmax
@mtgreenee
That’s one of the bigger piles of emotional, fact-less political pandering shit I’ve seen. Then again, I don’t really watch Newsmax much, so I probably missed some stuff…
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@cliftonaduncan
A lot of people cheering on mandates are saying “my body/my choice” in the very next breath.
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@Demo2020cracy
1. Yes, jets have always done that.
2. That jet is not climbing, that’s an optical illusion
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@patriottakes
I’m a software engineer from Georgia. I’ve identified approximately 97 Senate seats that should be vacated and filled with actual human beings with some modicum of understanding of the Constitution and a minimum amount of empathy and compassion for their fellow citizens.
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@CarenHarkins1
@BGatesIsaPyscho
Let’s compromise, how about you just imagine a swath of the same width running from Southern California to Washington DC.
Now think of all the historical events that occurred in that swath.
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@mtgreenee
I understand parents often think highly of their children, that’s how parenting works. But seriously, why do you think so many people are interested to see your daughter poop? I assure you nobody is, and this “weird shit will happen in bathrooms" fear is totally unfounded.
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@laurenboebert
…understand the basic procedures of THE OFFICE YOU FUCKING HOLD or the basic DEFINITIONS OF WORDS. You truly are a spectacularly unqualified legislator without the mental, intellectual or moral requirements that holding office should require. And I’ll tell you what’s worse…
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@mtgreenee
@RonDeSantisFL
“The election was stolen, everybody knows it”
“Most Americans support all this gun control”
“Everyone...loves...DeSantis”
Everyone: this is a common persuasive trick by politicians. Do not fall for it. Anytime someone assures you that “everyone agrees”, they probably don’t.
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@laurenboebert
Lady, you didn’t predict ANYTHING, you didn’t HAVE a Bingo card, you’re just trying to mimic the adults in the room with that joke. Your predictive powers are less than nil. Quick Quiz: Predict what happens when you don’t cook meat to the proper temperature?
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@mtgreenee
It’s not “going to hurt”, ma’am. Here’s what people don’t understand about this “I’ll just walk off the job!” flex:
1. You don’t get paid when you do it.
2. Other people want that job
3. Hunger is a much bigger motivator to most people than some ridiculous RedHad ideal.
So…
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@mtgreenee
I don’t want to hear the words “trust the science” come out of your mouth EVER AGAIN until you get past this “male and female” bullshit. It’s not a hard thing to Google, Marge. You’ve got all that free time you warned us about, USE it for something beneficial.
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@laurenboebert
…even as abysmal as you are at your job, you’re still about twice as good at it as
@mtgreene
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@CawthornforNC
. The House is truly in dire straits in 2021. God help us.
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@itsJeffTiedrich
I’d watch that. If, the next day, I got to watch a similar program where Bill and Hillary had to explain every single transaction of the Clinton Foundation in great detail.
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@bengundrum2890
@laurenboebert
To be fair, the exact point of a public school is to worry about what a large group of children do and eat. And, to some degree, say and wear. So I don’t think your argument works here.
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@laurenboebert
So is COVID a big deal, or not a big deal? You can’t have it both ways Lauren.
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@KFILE
@Popehat
This must be the story she was trying to get out ahead of a few hours ago.
@mtgreenee
do you have answers for my questions yet?
@mtgreenee
A few questions, ma’am, if you have the time:
1. What does it say about your judgement that you let people “manage [your] pages” who don’t represent your views?
2. Do you now officially disavow any QAnon conspiracies?
3. What is socialism?
Thanks in advance for your time.
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@CoriBush
I dunno, will you admit that there’s no Jewish space laser, that a real plane really hit the pentagon or that the 2020 election was conducted fairly and legally?
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@mtgreenee
A few questions, ma’am, if you have the time:
1. What does it say about your judgement that you let people “manage [your] pages” who don’t represent your views?
2. Do you now officially disavow any QAnon conspiracies?
3. What is socialism?
Thanks in advance for your time.
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@laurenboebert
You’re already in office. Why does anyone need to donate for you to do the job you were elected to do? What do you need money for? Will other congresspersons not talk to you unless you pay them? SERIOUS QUESTION:
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@laurenboebert
How do you have time to tweet today? Shouldn’t you be busy crafting responses to questions you’re about to get asked by the 1/6 committee?
Or do you not read the news?
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