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2 years
CNN+ didn’t even last as long as Jeffrey Toobin during a Zoom meeting
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I’m devastated by how many people say they’ll leave twitter when Elon Musk buys it. Judy36573820🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 #istandwithbiden will be dearly missed
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I took my 3 month old to florida and she said “gay” once we got off the plane. Ron Desantis personally detained her but Disney welcomed her with open arms. She is now trans
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1950: I bet in 2022 they’ll have flying cars 2022: The president publicly announced that he has cancer but it might just be his dementia
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CNBC is so afraid to misgender the trans Army officer who tried to give soldiers’ medical information to Russia that they changed their article 3 times
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I taught my dad how to use twitter. I’ve created a monster
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The violent rhetoric coming from the right is appalling. We (the noted good guys) just want to orphan their kids
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“The woman who’s womb we rented didn’t produce the perfect designer baby we ordered!”
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RadioShack exec: we aren’t getting enough engagement on social, anyone have suggestions on what to do? Underpaid intern: [snorting line of coke] burn it to the ground
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Some YouTuber has been having a full blown meltdown in my dm requests for 15 minutes straight
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imagine wearing a N-95, getting quadruple vaxxed and staying home for 3 years just to catch covid from Biden sniffing your hair lmfaoo
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Beto O’Rourke when he sees a school shooting he can exploit for personal gain
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When you go back to the bar you got kicked out of last weekend
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KAMALA: "The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.”
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LOL y’all are great
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No way LMAO
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@FreeBeacon this is the best GOP campaign ad I've ever seen
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If you were born between 1990 and 2000 this tweet is for you You just lost the game
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BREAKING: Newsom has ordered the power only be turned on at the French Laundry for his private dinner party
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The two genders
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It seems like lots of people from California are mad at my tweets. Just turn off your computer to save energy and you won’t have to see them
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@SethDillon When your entire worldview is annihilated in 5 minutes by a high school freshman
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The NBC reporter who interviewed Fetterman watching the debate after libs screeched at her for 2 weeks for saying he couldn’t understand conversations
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@realchrisrufo @MattWalshBlog The sign language interpreter
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Would you prefer “unguided tour”?
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Symone D. Sanders Townsend
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Please folks stop calling it a “raid.”
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Imagine buying a Tesla and voting Democrat to save the planet and now you can’t turn your lights on lmao
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This is the society they want
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Holy cow, it’s a Never Trumper!
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@PolitiFact Guys he’s totally fine and not in cognitive decline. He’s definitely not in cognitive decline why would you ever say he’s in cognitive decline
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Seize the endowments
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One of the pro-lifers at the SCOTUS protest walked into the middle of the pro-abortion crowd and yelled, “SEEEETHE”
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We live in a dystopian nightmare
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Was about to ask who did this but then I saw the watermark @grandoldmemes don’t miss
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If Ana Navarro is a Republican then Josh Hawley is a Democrat and I’m a fish
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ABC set to name CNN's Republican commentator Ana Navarro AND Alyssa Farah Griffin as permanent co-hosts on The View
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All the banned accounts coming back to twitter
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This is the same woman who showed up at a private citizen’s home to harass them over @libsoftiktok , an anonymous twitter account, but I hope her “severe PTSD” is getting better
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Washington Free Beacon
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Taylor Lorenz says that she has "severe PTSD" from mean tweets directed at her. "It's horrifying," she says before breaking down in tears.
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Voters: What are you going to do about inflation? I can’t afford groceries, my family is starving Dems: You know what else is starving? Democracy.
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Fascinating
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When you try to take down @libsoftiktok but you accidentally get it trending
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All the liberal men getting vasectomies?
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Spent the weekend watching the Masters with my best friend. She’s a huge golf girl
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@willchamberlain something wrong?
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@FreeBeacon Pearl Nelson’s husband listening to this
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Biden voters coping so hard
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California is so beautiful this time of year
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Democracy Dies in Darkness
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Antifa just arrived at scotus
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Serious tension between protesters & counter-protesters @scotus
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I’m not surprised Jeffrey Toobin is against overturning Roe, there’s good chance his computer has an unplanned pregnancy
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The Fetterman campaign spent all week implying the debate was going to go poorly and somehow it was still much, much worse than anyone expected #PASen
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He’s still going lol
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Lmfao no way
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White House comms team every time Biden opens his mouth
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i cannot stop laughing at this it looks like every high school girl's senior picture
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The Pandemic Is Waning. Anthony Fauci Has a Few More Lessons to Share. @jessedittmar
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Last time I checked it was “she.” CNBC has now changed it back to “their.” I will keep you all updated!
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They’re saying the quiet part out loud
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How it started / how it’s going
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Doing her best Joe Biden impression
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The president of the United States stood here tonight and declared half the country as enemies of the state
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Wtf
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A group of “LBGT/feminist” pro-lifers just arrived @scotus
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“You’re telling me he weighed the crack? On a scale? And FILMED it?”
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Will she be at the night of rage
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White House comms team when Biden gets Covid and distracts everyone so they don’t have to explain why he accidentally said he has cancer
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Brian Stelter’s fan must be crushed
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BREAKING: Brian Stelter is leaving CNN, NPR reports The network canceled his show, ‘Reliable Sources.’
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Peter Doocy: I have a question Psaki:
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ron desantis saying we should chuck fauci into the potomac is terrible. we should all be allowed to line up on either side and throw him back and forth like a frisbee
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You can now remove your uterus and get a double mastectomy for "gender affirmation" before you can buy a can of whipped cream in New York
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New York stores begin enforcing ban on sale of whipped cream canisters to those under 21
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@nypost I don’t want to bother typing this out anymore
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Everything went downhill after U2 put their album on all of our phones
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@SethDillon @JennaEllisEsq “It’s a shame that you’re not going to be able to say that I was an alumni” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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@elonmusk This is definitely gonna be the most voted on poll in twitter history What’s the current one? Does anyone know?
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6 months with our sweet girl 🌻
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This is …. eerie.
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🚨 It seems that, according to Reuters, CNBC did NOT misgender the first transgender Army official who was indicted for being a Russian spy because apparently the first transgender Army official who was indicted for being a Russian spy is no longer transgender?
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I would rather be called a bitch than a girlboss
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Pro-abortion protesters shouted down a speaker because he’s a man “Let a woman speak!” He says “I’m wrapping up!”
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He said "have cancer," present tense, not *had* cancer. You'd think "fact-checkers" would at least listen to the clip first!
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How dumb is this tweet? Check out Biden's medical report. Before he became president, he'd had non-melanoma skin cancers removed. Has no one at @RNCResearch ever had this common procedure?
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@Iplaywithgerms You might as well wear a flashing neon sign that says “I’m annoying”
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The other nurses standing in the hallway waiting for her to finish
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I have an entire box of toys for my 8-month-old but she prefers to just play with a box of tissues and try to eat her feet lol
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A lot of time went in to the optics of Biden’s speech tonight. Nothing was unintentional. They know exactly what they’re doing
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Mike Lindell: MyPillows are 2 for 1 right now if you use your promo code :) The FBI:
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They hate you
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Washington Free Beacon
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MSNBC guest: "There is a great deal of Americans where it is uncomfortable that they're spending more, but they are not gonna go under. You've got to stop complaining ... you still have your job ... so I'm gonna need you to calm down and back off."
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