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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
One of the best photos I’ve ever seen. #HookEm
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@jordan_carlile
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@BoardGeniuses I mean, dude ain’t wrong
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
@HornSports I’m not going to say I’ve never seen a bad spot in a football game… but I have NEVER seen a team gifted 4 yards in the redzone of a close game. Pitiful.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@FOX4 Increased from 30k in 2011 to 61k in 2023? How is that even possible?
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@JustinC35441703 I’m new and have like 20. 😭 Texas Forever! 🤘🏼🐂 #NoLonghornfanUnder1k #HookEm
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@Creed The power of Creed.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@HookEm_Sports Sark’s opening script on Monday will be a masterpiece. I can feel it.
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
@michaelschwab13 You guys should be embarrassed. Lost 4 games in a row at home to a wild card team.
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7 months
@lancasterluke_ @Lane_Kiffin @TexasFootball @OleMissFB That’s garbage to type out and put on the internet.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@Rangers Lil’ Scherzer
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
Remember when Jimbo said this? 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@On3sports Nasty work
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Staff is cooking. #HookEm
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
@ChaseOrtiz18 @Doc_Texas I was about to type the same thing. They are bashing everything in sight. 😂🤘🏼
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Bally Sports app is the worst app in history. Can’t even watch the Duncanville game rn
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@texcrystal_ball Nahlin knows his stuff. It’s a wrap, boys and girls. 🤘🏼
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
This gives me life. It was so unprofessional to have a commissioner say that he wishes one member school beats another member school.
@Cory_Mose
Cory Mose
5 months
Good morning! Here's nearly 2min of Yormark struggling to get a word out... Today we find out if the Horns will make their first ever #CFBPlayoff #HookEm | #Texas
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@jordan_carlile
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@txforever A mid off 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
@blakebowerswar1 @AnthonyButler15 @startelegram I noticed that, too. He said something in the 7th that made me think we were losing the dang game 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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4 months
I’m a fan of this dude for life. Go be great and do big things! 🤘🏼🐂
@J_Whitt3
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Dear Texas. Thank you.
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
@TeaguerWoods @CFBONFOX Ouch! 😂 that’s a good one.
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
@Davidlemke15 @SquishyV20 @Doc_Texas We should get their best game and still win by 14+ with this roster. No excuses. 🤘🏼
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
😂🐂🤘🏼
@NashTalksTexas
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@jordan_carlile
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@gkketch @Doc_Texas Just let him stay. The kid picked who he picked.
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@Ian_A_Boyd If they can’t get pressure on Penix, no one can.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
@CFBRep
College Football Report
5 months
The SEC will feature these teams next season: • 12-1 Texas • 12-1 Alabama • 12-1 Georgia • 10-2 Missouri • 10-2 Oklahoma • 10-2 Ole Miss • 9-3 LSU Easily the best conference in CFB, will be a BLAST to watch.
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@jordan_carlile
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Go be great! 🤘🏼🐂
@XavierWorthy
Z A Y 🖤
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@jordan_carlile
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@HookEm_Sports @185___BIHHHH It ain’t weird. He’s just hating.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@statsowar I understand what you mean, but we saw his leg snap in 4k on live television. There was no hiding that injury. If it was some throwing shoulder tear or something like that, yes. This? No.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@BON_SBNation Zero killer instinct with this fucking team. Every game.
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
@BON_SBNation It was playing at Kyle Field against Auburn on Saturday. Pretty sure they play it every game. Do they know who Mo Bamba is?
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@jordan_carlile
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@MmaCardinal @dohertyjackk Yep! Kinda owned himself with this one.
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@jordan_carlile
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4 months
Sark is admirable. Dude never gives up.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@CallinShotsTV I do that for free now. 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Bryson gives the people sweet hell on this app. 😂🤘🏼
@HookEm_Sports
Bryson Buddahbelly
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Hello friend 👋🏼
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@Rangers @nathaniel_lowe Dude, silver slugger and now gold glove. Most underrated player in the mlb.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
Man, this legit made me sad. I am half cactus and will always wish Tech well.
@TexasTechFB
Texas Tech Football
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Tech and Texas. One more time. #WreckEm | @reliantenergy
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@jordan_carlile
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@BoardGeniuses I hope Mizzou smacks them next year.
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
@root4ku @statsowar Significantly meaning what? Y’all winning or keeping it within 2 TDs? On no planet is that team beating Texas yesterday.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@InsideTexas We?? It’s you, homeboy 😂😂
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@jordan_carlile
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@Doc_Texas Think of all the recruits that witnessed this murda live and in color.
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Joe Bergeron - 16 tuddies in 2012. 😮‍💨
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@Hookem_Sports69
Hook'em Sports
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Who’s one of your favorite Longhorn from the dark days? I’ll go first. David Ash🤘 #TexasLonghorns
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
I’ve been listening to the Finebaum show every single day on my drive home, and Jim is my favorite caller. 😂 He gives Paul the business.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@MMAHistoryToday UFC legend Carlos Newton. 16 Wins- 14 Losses
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
😮‍💨
@hookemjg
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5 months
Such a clean pic for Mr. Playoff
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
Just gotta come to terms with it. SF owns Dak.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@On3sports Danggggg Hit him in the gonads
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Same 😂
@Casstastic4
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My Heart says buy the sugar bowl tickets. My head says I really love having electricity. 😭
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@jordan_carlile
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4 months
Happy New Year and Hook’Em Horns 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
@BeardWonder2 @tthom718 @johnpaulp Hope it’s Ole Miss. Less impact all around. Those two could flip rosters and Kiffin still isn’t beating Saban.
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4 months
@jontweetssports I would pay good money for someone to make a video like this after every show so that I don’t have to skip through 4 different 45 minute episodes every day on my drive home from work. The callers make this show what it is. 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Our assassin is coming for it all.
@InsideTexas
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@Doc_Texas The dude just shows up. He is HIM
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6 months
@InsideTexas Love it. Let’s gooooo.
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5 months
@Babevo6777 Congrats! 🎉🥳
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
I’m in the Super Bowl for my fantasy league. How we feel about this lineup, boys?
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Heather opened up these sour patch and ate all the good ones.
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@jordan_carlile
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7 months
Today I learned that Texas A&M doesn’t have a special teams coach. That’s super random.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
Great Wall of Chile
@Locati0ns
Epic Maps 🗺️
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South America elevation tile map.
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@jordan_carlile
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@DallasStars Green robo
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@ATXGamer2 I agree. They are terrible. 🤮
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@jordan_carlile
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5 months
Boys, those refs had to throw the flag to let Oregon back into this thing. Couldn’t have their heisman frontrunner going out sad.
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6 months
@kylescott90 @TexasFootball Thank you, sir. 🫡
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@Doc_Texas Gotta have it.
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4 months
@TheLegend120139 Was a good run. The best there ever was.
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
@PFTCommenter He’s mentioned that to one of his longtime callers recently lol said they should all get together and start a podcast. I think he told Larry from Shelby to do it last month. 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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@Doc_Texas Makes me sad and sick. 😔 So cruel. I hope they are caught.
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8 months
@RMissita @Doc_Texas He can’t. It’s every other damn play. 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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8 months
Fourth quarter we should start going for 2. Give Baylor a proper send off. 😂🤘🏼
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5 months
@robwalton Adorable! Thank you, sir.
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Suga Bowl, baby. Let’s gooooo. 🤘🏼🤘🏼
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@JKMJXH3 Yep. Tale as old as time. Can’t let Bama hang around.
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@SapientJim45 @richfromatl @TimBrando That’s a shame. Love your calls. But I understand.
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@HookEm_Sports Yah, we lit
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@LonghornInOmaha Amen. Good looking group. 🤘🏼
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@HookEm_Sports Gma is the goat. Hook’Em little buddy. 🤘🏼
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@BBsBigHouse1 @UnnecRoughness I was gonna talk shit about Michigan then I realized we played the deaf school. 😂
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@jordan_carlile
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6 months
Looking like we need Georgia to beat Bama. Michigan or OSU to blow out the other. And probably FSU to drop one. But obviously we need to win out which is not a given at all.
@On3sports
On3
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BREAKING: Week 10 College Football AP Poll🚨
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@jordan_carlile
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Don’t let us get hot!
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20-3 and Washington forgets how to move the football on offense. How can you not get 2.5 yards a play with two of the best receivers in football?
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I think AJ won the Finebaum show today. He actually made Paul laugh 😂
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@PatrickMedRep Lips 100%. The scraping of a fork on teeth is my personal hell.
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@BON_SBNation They’ll never land another coach worth his salt if they do this. 5-10m is one thing. 76m is a whole different story.
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@jordan_carlile
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😂😂
@Cover3FilmRoom
Cover 3 Film Room
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It was a good run for Nick Saban
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@SikeItsMike23 Yeah, it’s weak sauce. Scared ppl do shit like that.
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@TheLegend120139 All good. No real way of knowing that would happen, Legend. He seemed locked in.
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@ThrowBackFrog @CycloneLarry69 Okay, this is pretty funny 😂😂 Well done.
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I guess we’ll never know!! @Rangers
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5 months
@Doc_Texas Bama already won based on that reaction. Sheesh.
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4 months
@H8OU2 Lotta wasabi. Then it’s just hot and you don’t taste anything else. 😂
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