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I know she’d run a Pilates studio in the Sunshine Coast like it was the navy
margot holding a plank position for 4:10 minutes yeah i need her
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“Obsessed with these vibes” I say as I endlessly rewatch this video of schoolchildren cheering on a construction worker every time he shovels more dirt
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Literally the one great artwork of the covid era nothing compares
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Rest In Peace princess Diana you would have loved being cancelled via infographics
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This tweet remains the most linguistically important work to be created on this whole website
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Me trying to name the seven dwarves after I’ve just taken my mood stabiliser
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Don't even watch this show but this describes so many lousy people I've met throughout my life lmao
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Me: h-
Upper-middle class queer person who uses selective methods of self-infantilisation to distract from the heinous way they treat people in their interpersonal life:
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Miss Ursula K Le Guin describing that particular kind of frustration and/or fascination I feel whenever I open up the Twitter app
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While we’re on the topic of gay pop stars….they peaked here
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This is such an important message to send to the young gays of today 💕 you too can be accepted as long as you have a perfect body and 275k followers 💓like and share if you agree 😌🙌
This smokin’ hot Instastud with 275K+ followers just came out as gay
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Tumblr is finally getting deleted in 6 months which is good in its own way but it’s a shame that the finest piece of modern literature will go with it. Truly Pulitzer level
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It feels unreal to say but Sophie was a true mastermind and collaborator who birthed entire genres. Her presence is felt across the most experimental electronic music to the most immediate of pop songs. It may take years, still, to comprehend her contributions fully. Rip
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This was the moment the simulation truly went off the rails
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You know this really has been the vibe for the entire year
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A clear and urgent (not to mention fantastically written) open letter to
@lorde
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@precariatqueer
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Remember when Lily Tomlin showed up to a red carpet event with a Jane Fonda mugshot print clutch because....I quite simply think of it everyday. Truly no greater BFF energy - it must be said
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This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class
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"Grace compares Ansari’s sexual mannerisms to those of a horny, entitled 18-year-old. But he isn’t an 18-year-old. He’s a 34 year old celebrity who’s probably done more thinking about the nuances of dating and sex in the digital age than anyone else. He wrote a book about it."
I talked to a girl who says she went on a date with
@azizansari
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@babedotnet
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#TimesUp
#MeToo
#AzizAnsari
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Forbes: Kylie Jenner is a legitimate self-made billionaire
The all-knowing Fran Lebowitz:
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Art students I follow on Instagram: the body as a vessel. The body as.....a question. The body as a little knapsack. The body as an interstitial space. The body as a site of violence! The body as a pool of water. The body as a little puddle. The body.....as sublime titties
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Kylie Minogue
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Has anyone ever actually gotten work from LinkedIn or is there just a silent agreement that many of us (clowns) are participating in the largest online social experiment (global clown symposium) known to man
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I’m not saying that those with familial wealth or safety nets can’t make good work….but increasingly that is the only demographic with the freedom (or space? Time?) to do “art” and culture is the most depressing it’s been in like, 20 years
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“Millennials wish we could have had someone like Olivia Rodrigo growing up” please try not to be so disrespectful. We had the veronicas
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Economists please listen. There are three vital ways we can reinvigorate our economy in this time
- brunch with the girls
- drinks (with the girls)
- mimosas with - and I cannot stress this enough - the girls
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I’ve never met a female bus driver that didn’t emanate a benevolent and god-like energy
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There will be no viral tiktoks featuring him b/c there aren’t massive PR agencies getting gullible users to rehabilitate someone’s image for them, but I will always remember this interview and how uncommon responses like that were at the time
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This princess Diana private Facebook group contains some of the highest tier shitposts I’ve ever laid my eyes on...and these master craftsmen and women have no idea they’re doing it. No amount of effort or thought on my part could reach such levels
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In Australia we don't say "take a hike" we say "eat shit Lyle Shelton" and I think that's beautiful 🙂
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Woke guys from Melbourne be like “before I gaslight you....my pronouns are he/him or dangly/earring”
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Broke: “check in on your friends when they’re depressed xx”
Woke: “we need to campaign for better access to consistent services for mentally ill people”
Bespoke: “we need to aim toward fundamentally rerouting our culture so that people don’t feel so pathologically disconnected”
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Thinking about when Lenin asked “”what is the point of the Australian labor party”” in 1913, a hundred years before a horde of exasperated millennials would log on to Twitter to ask the very same thing
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You should never let yourself be lectured to by an Australian who’s parents pay for them to live in Berlin
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Truly so insane and devastating. The murderer (a gay cop) has also marched on the nsw police float, how anyone can continue to support the inclusion of these ridiculous uncool jokers in Mardi Gras is beyond me. What they call “safety” we call “surveillance”
#Breaking
: 29-year-old NSW Police officer Beau Lamarre has been charged with two counts of murder following the disappearance of Studio 10 presenter Jesse Baird and Qantas flight attendant Luke Davies.
Police say a white van was used to transport the bodies of Baird and Davies,…
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“Karen is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
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Easy to reach for hyperbole when we write obituaries and social media often isn’t appropriate but I honestly think she was responsible for an entire generation of young trans kids picking up the confidence to make electronic music using only their laptops....a wholesome legacy 💖
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Um Chelsea manning smuggled state secrets to Wikileaks by putting them on a CD with "lady gaga" on it...I cant stomach how iconic this is...
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Weird how after jobseeker was raised I no longer run through a mental checklist of what I’m able to afford on any given day. It’s like my brain doesn’t know how to function normally without this long-standing ritual. I can get lunch AND dinner? Truly a stunning proposition!
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So many incredible people who lack confidence in their talent and too many mediocre people who think too highly about their abilities, which is why it’s imperative that you be the hype man for your friends at all costs
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Me, delusional: pinkpantheress is to sugababes what Charli xcx is to spice girls
Dad: how’s the job search going?
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Some chamomile girls? Or do we want some earl grey this evening
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Can y'all please, please read a different book. I'm begging you
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Janelle Monae: Everything is sex, except sex, which is power, yknow....power is just sex!
Oscar Wilde: I know, wig
Simone De Beauvoir: I feel that already
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If the name of your landlord sounds familiar you should not, if curious, google her name and discover she is a noteworthy queer artist who uses your rent money to make bad performance art overseas about “radical utopias”…..idgaf if you’re multidisciplinary just fix my ceiling 😂
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Sydney queer scene: fetishisation of wealth
Melbourne queer scene: fetishisation of poverty
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Glad to hear of new funding for the arts but we can never truly have a scandalous/interesting/all-inclusive cultural output until student payments are raised (evil bi women can afford to study pretentious texts) and jobseeker is raised (gay men return to being bohemian layabouts)
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Being a "young person" in Sydney means having to repeatedly come into contact with undergraduate men who speak with conviction, are well-read, articulate, and seem switched-on but have the temperament, sensibility and emotional capacity of a 15 year old 4chan user
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Tried so many times to come up with a suitable caption for this and for the first time words have failed me....like the fact that I’ve sent this to so many people and have had to verify multiple times that it is in fact real
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Wow would you look at that. Accruing wealth isn't so difficult after all
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“Trauma gave me a good sense of humour” and is this good sense of humour in the room with us right now
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Remember when Mariah Carey resolutely protested the mandatory assignment of gender expectations at birth? An icon and ally to the LGBTQIA!
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Me in 2008 spending minimum 10 hours a day searching the internet to find specific album artwork to my iTunes for the sake of aesthetic continuity: “I do not have a mental disorder”
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It was only a matter of time before a fashion label hopped on this one
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And to all our queer elders who took the hardest hits for us to get to this point, who died without recognition before they could see the fruits of their actions 👊your contributions don't go unseen
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For many years I sat on panels with writers at festivals, and attended those festivals, featuring nice educated writers who insisted that all our problems could be solved if Penny Wong were to become prime minister. I wonder where those writers are now
The scenes from the explosion at a Gaza City hospital are deeply distressing. It is clear there has been a devastating loss of life.
Our thoughts are with those killed, those injured and their loved ones.
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Just walked into a coffee shop in Adelaide, South Australia and everyone behind the counter, not really knowing me but knowing I had a fat ass and a gorilla grip coochie, erupted into spontaneous applause
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The top she's wearing very nearly ended global conflict
Beyoncé's debut album "Dangerously In Love" was released 14 years ago today! The album was critically-acclaimed & earned her 5 GRAMMYs. 👑
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If anyone wants to know what it’s like to rent in Sydney, know that our gas provider was aware that there was a leak at our house for at least 3 months and they only bothered telling us about it after we all got sick and received a $6000 bill....wish I was joking 🤪
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Honestly feel like this quote has kept me sane for 10 years lol
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Is “goth gf” the equivalent to the manic pixie dream girl archetype, catered to a post-tumblr generation? Urgently seeking answers
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Dad ten years ago: don't trust everyone you talk to on any online forums. They could be anyone.
Dad now: my new Facebook friend Anastazia Kaleznik, who added me without any prior contact, reassured me that Prince was murdered for speaking out about the dangers of chemtrails
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Melbourne queer: hmm you didn't use the right terminology so you deserve to die
Melbourne queer after getting slightly criticised in return:
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It’s so fucked up that I just quoted the “there can be a hundred people in a room...” gaga interview in a job interview and the interviewer was visibly affected by how profound it was. I promise it was involuntary but I’m still so shaken I need a Xanax. Goodbye
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"Two things can be true at the same time" I whisper to myself ominously
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The Wikipedia page for “gay icon” certainly doesn’t disappoint
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My mindset every single day I log on to Australian twitter
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You could tell me I look like a supermodel and it still wouldn’t top the ego boost from when nurses tell you that you have “good veins”
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