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@David_Rudnick
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Time's New Roman
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Joined November 2009
My uncle brought his new girlfriend to Thanksgiving dinner. She’s half his age and refers to herself in the third person as “Jamaican Masterpiece”. She is a white woman who has never been to Jamaica. I don’t know her real name because my uncle also calls her Jamaican Masterpiece.
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This is my favorite genre of post: “Hi my name is John Capitalist Regulationsarebad. Recently I’ve noticed everything in Europe is better, healthier, and I’m happier being here. However, they have more wealth distribution and a social safety net. Can someone explain this to me?”
why is it that vacationing in Europe is so amazing, and yet, the largest company in Europe is 10% the size of NVIDIA. https://t.co/U40WM413Qr
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oh jesus i didnt even realise the second player he vaporizes was a nutmeg. what in heck
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followed that CL madness via text on shitty plane wifi. now im in tokyo. what are your opinions on those apples.
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THE OPENER 🔓 Timber meets Saka's perfect delivery from a corner to give us the lead 🤩 🔴 1-0 ⚫️ (22)
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A nice profile of Udo Kier’s Palm Springs home and the library within that ends thus
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we three kings of orient are bearing gifts we travel afar field and fountain, moor and mountain following yonder star
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you'll never know how close you came
Would pay good money just to get a sneak peek at a @David_Rudnick designed tifo (even if it is for Arsenal).
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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol
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THREE AND EZE Ebs caps off a masterful display to seal his hat-trick 🤩 🔴 4-1 ⚪️ (76)
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