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@johndoe

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@johndoe

1 year

i’m @jdoe at the new site … pinning this here cryptically to try to avoid getting my account permanently suspended. find me there.

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1 year

A crowd that came out to see Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock lustily booed Elon Musk every time he tried to speak

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@johndoe

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"50th anniversary of march… change happens … incrementally. you might be afraid, but just keep marching" — @MichelleObama #WWDC17

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@johndoe

5 years

saw this in person with @Collin_McHugh 's friend @bhcarpenter . it was impressive live, just as amazing via replay.

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I see you @Collin_McHugh . Damn matrix. #Astros

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Jon Erlichman

@JonErlichman

7 years

On this day in 2007: Twitter wins SXSW Web Award in the "Blog" category. Jack Dorsey's acceptance speech is less than 140 characters. #SXSW

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@johndoe

3 years

meanwhile, back at the “COVID19-is-killing-a-9/11-worth-of-americans-every-day-for-the-past-few-weeks-and-there-is-a-more-contagious-strain-on-the-way” ranch …

Eric Feigl-Ding

@DrEricDing

3 years

⚠️CRUSH VIRUS NOW OR ELSE WE ARE SCREWED: Denmark’s CDC thinks new B117 #SARSCoV2 variant is so much more contagious (R +0.4 to +0.7) & inevitable that **if any country does not crush the R<0.7 now**, we will be completely #COVID19 screwed by Feb/March.🧵

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@johndoe

6 years

c'mon, @jack . join the dance. #oneteam

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@johndoe

1 year

@aabewhite no one better. learned so much from you. so much fun sharing an office with you, @_dml , @solavaj (& @NolanOBrien virtually) for a short time a while back :) whatever you land will be lucky to have you.

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@johndoe

3 years

@bernandes_ @davidhillgm @john_sipher @OriginalYoni @TylerLevine let’s give those japanese precision walkers some sousaphones trombones and see how well they do on grass fields.

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@johndoe

5 years

some of the Twitter UK team out for grom gelato

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@johndoe

5 years

been working @Twitter 5yrs. as I add those i'm grateful to have on this journey, I'm finally glad for 280. special thanks for being mentors & leaders I try to emulate: @aabewhite @amdev @dbedingfield @_dml @iamdavidhart @niw @NolanOBrien @psychs @ryfar @TannerOakes @yipe @_zma_

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@johndoe

5 years

this cracks me up. we have clearer images of Pluto & Chiron.

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@markgurman

5 years

And looks like there is an escape key to the left of the Touch Bar. No such space left of the Touch Bar on the image for the 15-inch model. (the one without the red circle).

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@johndoe

4 years

@Stonekettle Biden 253 Trump 213 Jenny 867-5309

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@johndoe

3 years

@fykster @tony_zy it’s a chain (of locks) that blocks illegal parkers. thus “block-chain”. (and OP did use air quotes!) good enough for me.

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@johndoe

8 years

endless #PrideParade of pastries. #LoveIsLove #Pride2016 #LoveWins @TwitterOpen

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@johndoe

5 years

ready for performance driving school!!

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@johndoe

2 years

dinner with friends @AmberIndiaSF

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@johndoe

3 years

#IndictTrump now

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@CheriJacobus

3 years

- Robert Mueller started investigating Trump 1592 days ago, finding 10 instances of obstruction of justice - Fmr FBI Director Mueller testified under oath 794 days ago that upon leaving office Trump could be indicted for 10 counts of obstruction - Trump left office 248 days ago

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@johndoe

2 years

moving day. leaving suburbia of concord, heading to san diego

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@johndoe

5 years

thank you also to👇 @badkeb @bhcarpenter @CesarDielo @chrismpls @davidhillgm @debay @fcanas @jack @jak @jhollida24 @jonball7 @kx1ng @larrycao @mateuszdzwonek @ntakayama @PaulRubino3 @PFKuang @recordtronic @sandofsky @schukin @sf_avi @smeger @sofo @soozinbird @zayaankhatib et al!

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@johndoe

9 years

perf count: 7 stability rating: 100 http://t.co/Ck1udt99LR

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@johndoe

4 years

from the article: “Flying the squadrons cost at least $60,000 per hour.” am guessing most first responders would feel more “thanked” if the commander in chief redirected these funds towards protective gear, testing, and a cohesive stay-at-home plan and public message.

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@DanLamothe

4 years

The Pentagon plans to dispatch the Navy's Blue Angels and the Air Force's Thunderbirds in a multi-city effort to "champion national unity" amid the coronavirus pandemic, according to defense officials and a memo I obtained today.

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@johndoe

8 years

@schwa probably automatically tweeting animated gifs like this.

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@johndoe

2 years

movie of the night 🍿

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@johndoe

2 years

yaasfk - yet another aloha sunset from kona

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@johndoe

2 years

found by the police!! holy!!

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@johndoe

2 years

our car was stolen from the OC hotel in costa mesa last night from the hotel right in front of the lobby. looks like this. license plate KB❤️AMCD. if you have any info, contact costa mesa police or us ( @johndoe / @ackmcd )

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@johndoe

5 years

tech mtg: @sepcot : anyone with any other issues? mtg: <silence> @sepcot : anyone mtg: <silence> mtg: <silence> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . @sepcot : ok, short mee— @amdev : I have something.

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@johndoe

8 years

"GRAB YOUR POPCORN and ENJOY THE RIDE." - you tell 'em @BabersGreen #GrabYourPopcornEnjoyTheRide

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@johndoe

3 years

@ElectionCoin @dlowther715 @sarahdwire this is exactly the sort of false equivalence that is the result of the both-sides-ism foisted on an under-informed public. Rs have spent 40 years (and especially the last 26) trying to break the government while in power, then blaming Ds for not working with them when not.

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@johndoe

6 years

which photo should be @bhaggs new avatar?

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@johndoe

3 years

IOS-1: 2012-07-19; created & self-assigned to @ryfar “Determine changes necessary for JIRA iOS project setup” … IOS-100000: 2021-05-12: created & self-assigned to @RajulArora …

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@johndoe

3 years

giraffe photobombing me while at @sandiegozoo w/ @ackmcd

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@johndoe

2 years

if you have ever visited my twitter profile, todays picture might look familiar. w/ @ackmcd

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@johndoe

2 years

13 yrs ago i started using @twitter , never knowing 5 yrs later i’d end up working almost 8 yrs there with @_dml , @TannerOakes , @amdev , @davidhillgm , @niw , @aabewhite , @fcanas , @zayaankhatib & so many others who carry on! keep on! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@johndoe

15 years

'allo, twits! bev, heard about taxes in the past; so glad i had mine done in jan. for the 1st time ever; yo, dvb, getting macheist bundle.

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@johndoe

2 years

made it to our new home, enjoying the deck.

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2 years

moving day. leaving suburbia of concord, heading to san diego

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@johndoe

3 years

@RBReich exactly right. their goal is not change through convincing those in charge to pass legislation and make things more just. their goal is to keep someone who lost an election to remain in power. it is an insurrection.

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@johndoe

2 years

about to see @colbertlateshow 🍿

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@johndoe

8 years

@Snowden good to know that some in the (ex-)military seem to have a conscience when it comes to political power

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@johndoe

3 years

@Public_Citizen if the citizens of georgia can elect a couple of dem senators tomorrow, then this can actually come to a vote.

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@johndoe

2 years

standing desk achieved! … and inspired by @amdev to try to make the look as cable-free as possible

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@johndoe

4 years

today is my 6yr anniversary w/ @TwitterOneTeam ! since it'll be a bit until I can get my 6️⃣ block… and since it is #hackweek @twitter … and since it's the only block i have while wfh… I figured I'd 📢 the award I won on @allenschen 's team for what became "latest tweets"! 🥳

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@johndoe

5 years

biking the trails of Versailles w/ @ackmcd

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@johndoe

2 years

brunch at The Coffee Shack w/ @ackmcd

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@johndoe

3 years

current status - waiting for train to denver. 🚂

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@johndoe

2 years

happy hour w/ @ackmcd @ @LavaJavaHawaii

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@johndoe

5 years

@SportsBoyTony and one of the ugliest losses by a top 10 team

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@johndoe

5 years

purdue 49 ohio state 20

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@johndoe

8 years

i joined @twitter because of #freeiran , because of Arab spring … because it's a voice for those without any other voice #oneteam

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@johndoe

2 years

this pic from aug 2019 is the one apple photos presented me in my today extension. #AndThenThereWereTwo

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@johndoe

3 years

today’s adventure: hiking american lakes trail in colorado national forest to thunder pass on the border of rocky mountain national park w/ @ackmcd .

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@johndoe

3 years

you all have @whysheep to thank/blame for getting me started on twitter. i’ve now been a user for 12 years, and an employee working on Twitter for ios for 7 years + 12 days. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@johndoe

4 years

at the grand canyon state games, @ackmcd & i won our first game, so figured it was a good time to get picture. while we had big smiles.

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@johndoe

3 years

@deray #DefundThePolice

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@johndoe

2 years

14th #anniversary @LavaLavaBeach in Waikoloa w/ @ackmcd (and see retweet+replies for a trip down #MemoryLane ).

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every year, @ackmcd & i have gone on an anniversary junket to celebrate. this year, world events canceled our transatlantic cruise incl. key west, ft lauderdale, the azores, france & amsterdam … … so, we figured we'd take a stroll down memory lane and past trips …

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@johndoe

5 years

5 years at @twitter 10 years on @twitter #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@johndoe

5 years

look who I just ran into @flySFO ! it's @mateuszdzwonek !

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@johndoe

9 years

at the house of prime rib doing an intensive photo tagging bug bash & drinking excellent wine chosen by @StanTwinB http://t.co/TK8KALicNJ

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@johndoe

4 years

@drewcostley living in the bay area and having used the embarcadero cruise ship port … i bet it is a lot less disruptive to set up a safe zone with appropriate services at an isolated dock in a corner of the port of oakland than it would be in the relatively cramped setting in downtown SF.

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@johndoe

3 years

new ❄️ solstice tree 🌲 arrived !! (only seven days late, 80% off retail!) @johndoe + ladder for scale.

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@johndoe

9 years

the birthday fortnight continues: @ackmcd & i are seated w/our champagne/oj and ready to take off from 🇺🇸 for @NRT 🇯🇵 http://t.co/UtMbjymTyy

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@johndoe

3 years

la costa #ResortLife #8

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@johndoe

2 years

a walk & breakfast (or at least a fancy coffee for @ackmcd to start) @ wave at café on our way to @MontereyAq

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@johndoe

2 years

what a fabulous wedding, @LaurDascalu @emaguayo366 ! i’ve got about 200 more photos like this :)

Laurențiu Dascălu

@LaurDascalu

2 years

This weekend was amazing, @emaguayo366 and I got married ❤️🎉. My heart is full of love and it was amazing seeing family and friends come together for this important event in our life. Officially Mr and Mrs Dascalu. #grateful #happywifehappylife

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@johndoe

4 years

in a business partner meeting with @amdev , and me cringing has he repeatedly mispronounces GIF as JIF

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@johndoe

5 years

happy thanksgiving from the mcbeitz kona compound #Thankful

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@johndoe

3 years

got myself a small gift, just arrived 🐮🤟

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@johndoe

4 years

thanks to @ackmcd for getting this and getting it framed and getting it hung up. cc @TwitterOneTeam @jack

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@johndoe

4 years

off to our latest pickleball adventure with @ackmcd : the Hawaii Open in Kona 🌴

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@johndoe

5 years

@maddow

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@johndoe

8 years

a great time with @UTNSBE talking about interviews. // cc @Kenin3D @SheriffAgboola @Nauken @faithkcarter @ka605n

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@johndoe

1 year

@_dml no one better. said this to @aabewhite only a minute ago, but i felt lucky to share an office with you two ever so briefly. :) you were the consummate professional, the consummate teammate, and my impression from your patches was that you knew a little about objC! carry on!

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@johndoe

5 years

um, everyone made it happen, I mostly just herded the cats into one room, and relied on @amdev 's good taste for our team dinner reservations. of course, one of the cats got loose during @niw 's presentation, and now it is recorded for posterity. 😹

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@johndoe

9 years

@sommer @todd assigning all of those #a11y tix to myself right now, will see what i can do to change the priorities around here.

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@johndoe

4 years

happy 7th, @_dml . from working together to rip out certain specific code the day before December app store shutdown many years ago to fixing the lab build in emacs last year?!? no one more endlessly enthusiastic & dedicated to our end users, to fellow developers. #Daversary

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@johndoe

7 years

hope you weren't all scared by our really big plane coming in for a landing @ SFO. fun trip to UK & Iceland, but happy to be almost home.

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@johndoe

2 years

orion over kailua bay

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@johndoe

5 years

it's possible I've convince @mattsellars that Apple provisioning profiles and code signing is the hardest problem in computer science. harder than naming things. p.s. and then there is naming provisioning profiles! let's not even think about that!!

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@johndoe

8 years

ok, so, i did this yesterday. guide is saying "if it isn't warm, you're close enough!" it was warm! #volcano #lava 🌋

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@johndoe

3 years

la costa #ResortLife too tall for the spa shower

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@johndoe

5 years

I know there are former co-workers who might excoriate me for stating this, but this is the reason I work at Twitter. I want to provide tools for everyone to have the choice to say what they feel they need to say, and for everyone to be able to choose what to pay attention to.

David Frum

@davidfrum

5 years

Twitter is a great, noisy, democratic community, from which I learn and benefit immensely. Good actors hugely outnumber the bad. The mute key works. And online as in real life, those who speak for a living have a duty not to be so easily wounded by talk-back. Goes with the job.

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@johndoe

9 years

company contingent at #WWDC2015 // cc @_zma_ http://t.co/3OMmNeywIz

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@johndoe

4 years

for first watermelon 🍉 from @ackmcd ’s garden! so coool!

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@johndoe

3 years

end status:

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@johndoe

3 years

@geneseedreams @History_Justice @NotATweeter16 @AOC or 18 months as secretary of state and then lifetime appointment as SCOTUS justice.

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@johndoe

2 years

back at our home away from home #bigisland

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@johndoe

4 years

the feast begins

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@johndoe

6 years

@johnreardon68 @elizabethforma a) i think she is saying the opposite: that if it's OK for Kavanaugh to be angry, then it's OK for her; (b) I, for one, am saying that it is his lies under oath (not his anger) that disqualifies him…lies about "Devil's triangle"…about his nickname involving "ralphing"; et al.

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@johndoe

2 years

dramatic departure to Kona 🏝

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@johndoe

5 years

wonder if @jack knows the first line in the iOS app log every time Twitter is started is "just setting up my twttr" …

jack

@jack

18 years

just setting up my twttr

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@johndoe

5 years

kona hawa'i sunset

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@johndoe

4 years

look how tall @ackmcd ’s #corn 🌽 is getting!

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@johndoe

2 years

so awesome of @ackmcd to pick me as her pro-am partner a day after winning her first cash-prize for winning her women’s bracket. what a great pickleball partner.

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@johndoe

8 years

good news: sim card rescued from pool works in new iPhone bad news: sim card was in old iPhone when it entered the pool

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@johndoe

3 years

my week at the mountain regional pickleball tournament in las vegas is done, and while the results don’t reflect where i hoped i would end up, it has been fun. @ackmcd seems to have greatly enjoyed sharing this photo me in my game-day outfit after our final games.

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@johndoe

3 years

our first dining out in a restaurant in 14 months. only 1 guess each for colleagues wrt where that first pic is from. last pic is from after midnight when we arrived home. no better partner to share such adventures with. (and shot on iPhone 11! by @ackmcd ) happy anniversary!

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@johndoe

4 years

silver medalist at the Maui Pickleball Tournament @ackmcd

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@johndoe

5 years

being tourists in SF

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@johndoe

5 years

smoky day hiking: took crazy wicked steep short cut to the top of twin peaks in mt diablo state park, beat my best ascent by 3+ minutes! calves are 🔥!!

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@johndoe

7 years

birthday girl @ackmcd at Japanessa

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@johndoe

4 years

@TwitterOneTeam @amdev (hackweek expert) @compilesandruns (😂 in the face of😭) @DrJorts (wfh noob) @iamdavidhart (🔥) @mateuszdzwonek (firebase!) @ntakayama (being @ntakayama ) @niw (x==x) @NolanOBrien (good news) @sepcot (perspective) @TannerOakes (␡) @zayaankhatib (🍞) @_zma_ (😷)

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@johndoe

8 years

if my life were in mortal peril & the only thing that could save me would be someone fixing a scripting/CI problem, i would call @kx1ng …

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@johndoe

4 years

one photo won’t do. how about 4 from travels w/ @ackmcd to arizona & hawaii? ps the table in photo 3 is the very table where we met on our first date 13 yrs ago.

melissa hribar

@melliemell

4 years

A photo of you in January 2020 without imagining what was to come 🥴

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3 years

@NGameos @DashaBurns

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