Joseph Massey Profile Banner
Joseph Massey Profile
Joseph Massey

@jmasseypoet

Followers
34,878
Following
783
Media
4,090
Statuses
40,057

Poet. Writer. Formerly cancelled. “Beauty is truth, truth beauty…” My newsletter: My new book:

Massachusetts, USA
Joined March 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Pinned Tweet
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 month
My new book Decades: Selected Poems is available now for purchase! At 250 pages, the book is a brick, and a testament to a life in poetry. I'm publishing it under my own imprint and can use your support. Please share. Thank you! Buy your copy here:
Tweet media one
31
77
316
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Soon we'll need speakeasies just to listen to podcasts.
260
2K
20K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 months
I loved every second of @DouglasKMurray outclassing Cenk Uygur on @piersmorgan . Watch Cenk squirm.
1K
2K
12K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Mr. President, I fixed your statement.
Tweet media one
194
1K
10K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
6 months
Two worlds collide… Antifa guy tells two Pro-Hamas women that @BillboardChris is “trying to tell children they are not allowed to be trans.” Muslim woman: “Yeah, they’re not! C’mon bro. You’ve got black nail polish on! You’re a man! Stop talking.”
765
2K
9K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I fixed it.
Tweet media one
127
911
9K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Imagine being so oppressed you can destroy someone's life overnight with a tweet thread.
63
661
8K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Last year when 56 churches were set on fire or vandalized, Trudeau said Antifa's reasons for doing so were "fully understandable." Canadian truckers peacefully convene to protest tyranny, and it's an "illegal occupation."
142
3K
8K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I’m done with dating apps. I matched with someone on Bumble and she immediately wanted to talk about politics. After she said something disparaging about JK Rowling, I threw the gauntlet down.
Tweet media one
837
354
7K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
11 months
@benandjerrys First you need to apologize to the millions of cows you milked without consent. Your product is colonialist misogyny in the form of an overpriced desert. Stop feeding the people cow trauma.
107
178
7K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 months
@JebraFaushay It’s not service with a smile, it’s service with tardive dyskinesia.
87
74
6K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
6 months
Cranberry in a can, blob style, is the best and most respectable cranberry dish for Thanksgiving. Your cranberry chutneys and other culinary hijinks involving whole cranberries are inferior to canned blob cranberry. This is an official decree.
Tweet media one
521
461
5K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Three years of friendship, or what I thought was friendship, are down the tubes because I was politely critical of a tweet. Claire and Quillette helped change my life, I won't forget that. I am sad it came to this.
Tweet media one
590
204
5K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I’m vaccinated but it wouldn’t cross my mind to look down on someone who isn’t. They made a choice. I made a choice. And how do I know they don’t already have natural immunity?
118
322
5K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
This display has everything to do with the individual and a need to perform, and nothing to do with the apparent cause of the protest.
1K
536
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
11 months
I can’t stop laughing. My reply to Ben & Jerry’s tweet demanding the US give back “stolen indigenous land” is quoted in a Daily Mail article.
Tweet media one
@DailyMail
Daily Mail US
11 months
Ben & Jerry's customers call for boycott after woke ice cream maker's July 4th message
Tweet media one
42
36
115
200
529
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Nope, I will not announce my pronouns, not here, not in emails, not in any context. When it comes to normalizing the corruption of reality, I am a conscientious objector.
102
416
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Masks don't work. Masks work. Masks work better if you wear 2 or 3. Now you can take your masks off! Wait, put them back on. OK, take them off again, because only medical-grade masks really work. Hey, science changed, take them off! Now let us lecture you about misinformation.
69
983
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Friends, I'm burned out and bummed out by current events and dismal future projections. I'm neck-deep in a hellhole depression, and I need to reevaluate what I'm doing and why I'm doing it — for a renewed sense of purpose. Prayers, please.
744
76
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Here we have evidence of what post-modernism has done to us psychologically. We're surrounded by people who are virtually faceless, who use empty gestures to communicate false empathy, just like this vapid bronze blob that fails to signal a human embrace.
Tweet media one
217
434
4K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
4 years
Forget the world and the fact that it’s on fire, and watch these capybaras luxuriating in a hot tub instead.
25
868
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I'm old enough to remember when Howard Stern would smear mayonnaise on the backsides of strippers and throw slices of boloney to see if they'd stick, but sure I'd love to hear his take on Clarence Thomas's legacy.
223
280
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
To hell with all the woke BS that has weakened this country and its leadership. We need warriors at the helm, not eunuchs.
120
346
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 months
My favorite part of 2023 was adopting this guy, Jarvis. The shelter said he “might be a bit standoff-ish” and he was recovering from anorexia (yes, apparently cats can become anorexic). His medical records paint a much more dire picture. He wouldn’t allow staff near him…
Tweet media one
@preta_6
Amy Eileen Hamm
5 months
What was your favourite part of 2023?
34
2
23
302
186
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Meet my new roommate, Jarvis. The shelter said he was stand-offish and might have trouble eating, from nerves, but it was love at first sight. After I brought him home, he immediately took a dump and chowed down. I am so glad I did this. I think he is too.
Tweet media one
271
61
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
@TaylorLorenz Superglue and then a layer of caulk around the edges.
1
30
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
10 months
@elonmusk So if Twitter won’t be called Twitter anymore, that means a tweet won’t be called a tweet. What will they be called under X?
466
67
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I'm pro-vaccination and anti-mandates. That is not a contradiction. I respect people enough to make their own decisions with full knowledge of potential consequences.
84
213
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
It’s been 24 hours since I adopted Jarvis and I’ve received innumerable headbutts. He follows me everywhere. He sprawled out on my lap this morning with his head in my hand (he has a small head) and fell asleep for half an hour. Better than any antidepressant.
Tweet media one
193
73
3K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
7 months
@VP @POTUS Your own FBI director on hate crimes against Jews: "Our statistics would indicate that for a group that represents only about 2.4% of the American public, they account for something like 60% of all religious-based hate crimes." But tell us more about Islamaphobia.
28
200
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Morrissey on Cancel Culture from a recent interview with the terrific @Angel_Devil982 : “As if being offended means you’re intelligent… It means you’re an idiot.” 🔥🔥🔥
69
590
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
4 years
Does Twitter have a policy on mobs of people using their service to libel and defame ordinary citizens to the point where they lose their jobs, reputations, and will to live? Just curious.
72
458
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Please say a prayer for my mother who's in the hospital with a bacterial infection in her blood. I love her. She's a good person. I hate knowing she's alone in a hospital, suffering and worrying.
168
53
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 months
I’m excited to read this!
Tweet media one
197
249
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I wonder how many people who want Joe Rogan silenced for interviewing people about alternative medical treatments support giving puberty blockers to children. Just a thought.
49
203
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Politically I always leaned left. Not anymore. I'm coming out: I'm a conservative. Why? The Woke are destroying culture—the censorship, virtual book burnings, & cancellations. I'm a poet; I'd be a traitor to my calling to sit in apathy as free thought becomes taboo. I resist it.
129
280
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
@americnhumanist The message is clear: Think for yourself, express those thoughts, and you will be punished if they're deemed "wrong." That is anti-humanist.
26
54
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
During one of the darkest periods of my life, not long after I was canceled and had no one in my corner, Bari Weiss helped me in a major way and gave me hope. She has a huge heart. Taylor Lorenz doesn’t know what or who she is talking about. She should check her own ethics.
Tweet media one
102
115
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I can’t stop watching this video of a raven wrapped in a raven-sized blanket.
20
274
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I don't like Trump. In fact, he disgusts me. I don't like censorship. Censorship disgusts me, too. Both of these positions can be held simultaneously without contradiction.
50
140
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 months
"Your life’s a nanosecond; if you have a contribution to make, then make it. Don’t bitch about it, just do it." —Richard Serra (November 2, 1938 – March 26, 2024)
Tweet media one
8
396
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, nor am I a COVID denier, but people like this make it difficult not to believe that lockdowns are more about social engineering than they are about stopping the virus. A vaccine is not a “complement” to being isolated and muzzled like an animal.
@DrTedros
Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus
3 years
Since the beginning of the #COVID19 pandemic, we knew that a vaccine would be essential for bringing the pandemic under control. But it’s important to emphasise that a vaccine will complement the other tools we have, not replace them. #EB147 #ACTogether
331
374
1K
132
399
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
9 months
When I moved out of my mom's house at the age of 18, I lived in a string of rented rooms that were unsafe and, in some cases, roach infested. Throughout my 20s I lived in a slanted, uninsulated shack (a woodshed with a bathroom in it) in Northern California. The high humidity…
207
39
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
The highlight of my day was stumbling upon this puddle pierced by a steeple.
Tweet media one
35
68
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I don't miss the friends I lost when I was canceled. I'm grateful they're gone — they revealed who they are. But I'm even more grateful for the new friends I've made. Beautiful, brilliant people with spines. Hard to find these days.
33
87
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I'm more offended by a truth withheld than a truth that might offend me.
24
199
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
4 years
Look, if someone sets fire to a public library, they don't care about people, especially poor people. They're evil a**holes acting out of a toxic state of perpetual boredom, and they should be severely punished.
Someone broke the library door glass and threw a flare inside. #Louisville
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
219
231
829
59
385
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
"Sometimes you will never know the value of something, until it becomes a memory." ― Dr. Seuss
11
248
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I’m going to say something extremely controversial and shocking. Women should not have to learn how to tolerate seeing penises in environments where privacy and personal safety are promised. Ship me off to the gulag now.
56
221
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
This morning it hit me: I don’t recognize the country I live in anymore. It’s weak, emasculated, overrun with ghouls given free reign to destroy our ability to think and speak freely — and it breaks my heart.
62
159
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
9 months
@nypost Canadian hysteria-mongers owe Catholics an apology. How many churches were desecrated over this hoax? Shameful.
27
89
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
It's sickening to hear CNN describe Joe Rogan's show as "toxic" when their entire channel is devoted to traumatizing people with masterfully crafted fear porn.
31
127
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
@donlemon What do you know about “decency”?
16
6
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 months
Here are some facts: - The average lifespan of a porn performer is 36.2 years (78.6 years is the national average).   - Pornstars have a suicide rate 6x higher than the general population (one killed herself last month at age 36, look it up). - STDs and substance abuse are…
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
2 months
Watching conservatives melt down because Taylor Lorenz was seen at the P*rnhub Adult Entertainment awards, dancing, while wearing a mask, kind of makes me laugh. Here are some facts: 1) Lorenz is Immunocompromised. Her wearing a mask has no impact on your life, but could save…
3K
376
4K
96
278
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
@soledadobrien Bari espouses the truth, and she's a wonderful human being. You aren't paying attention.
27
21
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 years
This essay was extremely painful to write, but I needed to tell my story. I’m not seeking redemption; I only want my side of what happened, how it happened, and where I am today, to go on record. The narrative has remained distorted, in a very public way, for too long.
@Quillette
Quillette
5 years
A MeToo Mob Tried to Destroy My Life as a Poet. This Is How I Survived | @jmasseypoet
86
155
684
111
239
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
@NBCNews A hate crime against Christians was comitted. Children were murdered. That's the story you refuse to cover honestly. Shameful.
11
49
2K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
No, banning CRT in schools is not censorship. It’s protecting children from a toxic ideology. If you can’t see the difference, your moral compass is defective.
47
139
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
When my life was torn apart in 2018, and I wanted to kill myself over it, I never would've guessed "cancel culture" would become a thing wealthy elites would hitch their wagons to in an effort to protect their ilk, and to profit. Peasants like me see right through you.
33
102
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
7 months
He didn’t just tear a hostage flier down. He used scissors. Imagine stewing in rage over seeing the faces of innocent people taken hostage by terrorists, and walking around with scissors to remove those faces.
@nypost
New York Post
7 months
Broadway producer James L. Simon tears down Israeli hostage flier in NYC
Tweet media one
2K
6K
13K
124
511
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
18 days
These kids will love Sharia law. Behind a mandatory hijab, they’ll have a hard time showing off their blue hair. And you can forget about Pride Month, comrades!
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
18 days
Hundreds of American students submit to Islam by getting on their hands and knees to pray during an Islamic call to prayer.
9K
4K
17K
148
272
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
A handful of journalists get suspended for endangering the CEO of the platform: Unholy outrage. Real journalists uncover a massive, treasonous blacklisting operation on said platform prior to new CEO taking over: "Nothingburger."
42
364
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Megyn Kelly said some very nice things about me and my work yesterday on her show ( @MegynKellyShow ). I wondered where all the new followers were coming from—now I know! This is just part of the clip. 🚀
73
68
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 month
Friends, please include me in your prayers if you’re moved to do so. I can’t tell if I’m under spiritual attack or if it’s just my brain misfiring chemicals and causing a spell of major depression, but I’m doing what I can to come out of it.
253
56
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I barely leave the house. I’m celibate. I meditate twice a day. I drink green smoothies. I believe in free speech and abhor censorship. I talk to animals. I photograph puddles. But there are people who will tell you I’m dangerous. 🤷‍♂️
83
61
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Day four with Jarvis: My heart is melting after years in a deep freeze. I’m amazed by how seamlessly he entered my life — there’s a rhythm between us — as though we’ve known each other for ages. And he loves it when I read poetry to him. He purrs for poetry!
Tweet media one
116
40
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Mask mandates are a form of psychological warfare.
58
135
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
4 months
Here's an example of the poetry written by the guy who just won the T. S. Eliot Prize. The whole thing, and the literary world in general, is a joke.
Tweet media one
313
185
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
You're a radical these days if you're committed to reality, truth, beauty, and order, and refuse to pander to what's obviously false and destructive.
17
186
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
7 months
@Harvard Your dishonesty shows right away in the first paragraph: You fail to make the causal connection between the "attack by Hamas" (terrorist attack BTW) and "the war in Israel and Gaza now under way." They're not morally equivalent. Israel is responding to a terrorist attack.
27
56
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Thank you for the beautiful compliment.
Tweet media one
54
41
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
When a knee bends to the Woke mob, a feeding frenzy is initiated that only ends when total annihilation of the target is achieved. It's a kind of suicide, and it must stop.
23
167
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
A poet and Assistant Professor of English weighs in on current events with a lyrical tweet.
Tweet media one
239
193
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
I pray for all the people, particularly men, who are without love, meaning, and purpose in their lives. Loneliness is the pandemic no one talks about.
26
66
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
Why am I making a big deal about reaching 10K followers? I started from zero after my life was wrecked. SJW clown-folk worked overtime to end me. Now my work reaches more people than it ever did before, and I’m stronger. They lost.
Tweet media one
52
41
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
If you ask me for advice, I will give it to you.
Tweet media one
53
66
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 months
When she broke the news to her parents, I bet they were stumped.
@nationalpost
National Post
5 months
B.C. woman says she is in an 'ecosexual' relationship with an oak tree.
706
48
167
205
48
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
"Do no harm" has been replaced with "Do not disrupt the narrative."
22
153
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I received a message today from someone enduring a brutal cancellation (life wrecked, contemplating suicide). He asked if there are support groups for people in his position. There aren't. There should be. And there are enough deep pockets in the culture war to make it happen.
71
81
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
The depression (comically inadequate word) is unrelenting but distractible, thank God. Jarvis is more than a distraction, he’s a responsibility, and good company. I can point my attention toward him instead of the dark weather in my head. I’m grateful. God is good.
Tweet media one
93
16
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Friends, if you can, please say a prayer for my father (we have the same name). He found out he has liver cancer a week ago. They caught it early but there are complicating factors. He’s 64 and has many years ahead of him, I hope and pray.
Tweet media one
142
25
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I realize now that when the mob came for me and made every effort to ruin my life, those efforts became more frantic as I continued to write and survive. I didn't disappear, which is what they wanted. I'm alive. They failed.
20
79
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
11 months
During my appearance on the @megynkellyshow today, Megyn read my poem “The Last Poem” from my new book The Light of No Other Hour. She read it perfectly and beautifully. And I am honored. Buy the book here:
75
115
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
There's no doubt in my mind that the strategic corruption of language is responsible for the quick collapse of culture and civilization. The crisis of meaning isn't an intellectual game — it's a matter of life and death, and it's happening right now.
41
165
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
15 days
@lporiginalg I'd bet anything this date took place in an Olive Garden.
6
2
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
There’s a 100% chance that living in fear will significantly diminish your quality of life and shorten your lifespan.
21
95
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
They’ll tell you it’s a crime to defend yourself against a barbaric mob and in the same breath declare words are violence.
24
130
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Confirmed: Jarvis enjoys the feline pastime of sitting in boxes.
Tweet media one
88
13
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
Today I witnessed a barista asking an old man in a military beret what pronoun he prefers. He said, “Huh?” “You know, like, what do you identify as?” The old man reared his head back and laughed and laughed. Not a cruel laugh, but a from-the-gut “the world’s gone mad” laugh.
48
67
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
5 months
@realchrisrufo @realChrisBrunet A shameless, feckless fraud. Resign!
16
40
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
They want us to feel apathetic and demoralized. Refuse. Don’t give them that power.
6
91
986
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
There's something demonic about spitting in nature's face and making a mockery of it under the guise of compassion, and manipulating people into accepting as normal what is self-evidently abnormal.
Tweet media one
104
139
961
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
6 months
Marxist Anne Boyer is one of the chief cancellers in the poetry world. She helped cancel me (she told lies to a "journalist") and cancel others. She throws her weight around like a proper Maoist thug. Her resignation from the NYT is a virtue signal to preserve her status. Phony.
@la_louve_rouge_
madeline lane-mckinley
6 months
Anne Boyer resigns from NYT 🔥
Tweet media one
598
4K
15K
57
149
1K
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
When you live alone, as I do, and you're an introvert, as I am, you don't need to see people regularly; but the few you do see are a lifeline. Masks turn solitude into loneliness—the psychological damage is real. I got the vaccine so I'd never have to endure that again.
59
91
983
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
My mother is still in the hospital. On top of the other infections, she now has a highly contagious infection that requires her to be completely isolated. She’s lonely and worried. I’m heartsick. Please keep her in your prayers.
71
13
996
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
1 year
Pay attention to how architecture makes you feel. Hideous cookie-cutter structures are intended to subdue the imagination and extinguish the will. If we had more buildings like the one below, testosterone levels would skyrocket, and the antidepressant industry would rot.
@glass_zealot
Stained Glass Zealot
1 year
Notre-Dame de Fourviere, Lyon
Tweet media one
11
244
2K
101
111
978
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
I’ll never understand the appeal of sitting on hot sand with a hoard of people smothered in oil and lotion, broiling themselves, in front of an ocean full of trash and, as we recently found out, aliens.
156
40
959
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
3 years
What brings you immediate and unqualified joy, and is not a material object, an intoxicant, or anything sexual in nature?
2K
100
959
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
If you can spare a prayer for me, I'd appreciate it. Spiritually, I am going through a painful conflict. I feel split between two paths, and I'm scrambling for clarity and right discernment.
154
18
964
@jmasseypoet
Joseph Massey
2 years
People are hypnotized and language is the swinging pocket watch. Drain the meaning from key words (“insurrection,” “racism,” “gender,” etc.) and rehydrate them with a ruthless ideology. Alter the language and you alter the world. The battleground is language.
47
200
943