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things i’ve learned in 2024
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RT @MoonlightsCoven: ru should’ve stopped the show and crowned bosco for this alone #dragrace #allstars10
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RT @OrangePaulp: Bosco is the only woman to ever live.
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RT @Tom_Smyth_: the skies have been rejecting any pop star who isn’t p!nk. the skies belong to p!nk.
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honored to have been a very small part of this season of the simpsons!!.
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Emmy Nominations - Best Animated Series:. - Arcane.- The Simpsons.- Bob’s Burgers.- Love Death + Robots.- Common Side Effects. See the full nominees list:
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RT @OrangePaulp: Gollum describing Sam:.
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boris on love island uk… i have gotten the messages you’ve been sending directly to my brain and will be flying to mallorca tomorrow. see you soon my prince
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RT @OrangePaulp: collecting gay assistant tv roles like infinity stones…
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called it
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THIS FUCKNG ME UPPPP
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RT @cowboy_postbop: being recommended to stop using em dashes because ChatGPT uses them a lot
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new 'sletter dropped !
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and so we beat mugs, boots against the house,.
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and so we beat off, boats against the current,.
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diet mountain dew x diet pepsi. absolutely.
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Lana Del Rey announces Addison Rae as the opener for her London stadium shows.
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RT @vanghostkid: huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes.
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RT @mama_moons: inventor of pink lemonade: yes exactly the same but cute and for the girls.
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maybe my best n*wsl*tter to date
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if you think about it, scott pilgrim vs the world is just a wes anderson movie made in shades of paramore rather than andrew bird.
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RT @sesamestreet: On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected….
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