sexy baby
@jesskir
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good at everything
Portland, OR
Joined April 2010
yes i’m still having a brat summer ive just moved on to the part of the album where she’s suicidal and wants to have a baby
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Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.
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greta gerwig is proof that good things CAN come out of sacramento
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I’m the kind of girl who always knows exactly where my passport is 😗😗
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The coolest thing about the emergency vet is when you have to decide how much money your pet is worth to you while crying in front of a bunch of strangers.
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I follow all of my baristas on Instagram so I can ask them questions about their lives while they make my matcha and this makes me feel important
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55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters
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how am I supposed to go to sleep tonight when frank is 45 minutes late to Coachella
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-jess is- checking her credit score in the dive bar bathroom on a Friday night
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“watching 76 hours of television a day” i knew she had more hours in a day than me everything makes sense now
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just two more sleeps until new seasons releases their next crazy good deal 🔥 (I look forward to this every week)
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