yes i’m still having a brat summer ive just moved on to the part of the album where she’s suicidal and wants to have a baby

When I fuck up the poached egg

Joe Jonas reveals Sophie Turner bought chairs that were too tall so his little legs couldn’t touch the ground, TMZ reports.

greta gerwig is proof that good things CAN come out of sacramento

I’m the kind of girl who always knows exactly where my passport is 😗😗

Girl dinner

The coolest thing about the emergency vet is when you have to decide how much money your pet is worth to you while crying in front of a bunch of strangers.

I follow all of my baristas on Instagram so I can ask them questions about their lives while they make my matcha and this makes me feel important

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

I have absolutely nothing to record and have already added to cart

me watching a tik tok live of an empty screen rn

how am I supposed to go to sleep tonight when frank is 45 minutes late to Coachella

-jess is- checking her credit score in the dive bar bathroom on a Friday night

“watching 76 hours of television a day” i knew she had more hours in a day than me everything makes sense now

I am clearly just too soft for all of this

taylor and joe breaking up is my 13th reason

self portrait

IS RIHANNA PREGNANT AGAIN OR AM I JUST BEING MEAN

just two more sleeps until new seasons releases their next crazy good deal 🔥 (I look forward to this every week)