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RT @woofths: i love you macaroni bunny
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me in the theater in july 2026
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RT @theduskykitchen: NYC! i’m having a pop up next saturday, august 2nd at haricot vert’s dreambean café in williamsburg!!! 🥹💕pls come by!!….
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RT @kostancaaa__: so grateful for whatever is wrong with him.
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RT @miseblock: 🇨🇳 Jokic loves Peking Duck 🔥😍
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RT @tohereknwswhen: the mark of whether the new PTA is good or not falls upon if Madonna is moved to clean the movie theater again after it.
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don’t let jarod see this.
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RT @fr3shpedicure: I BOUGHT A CAMEO OF BRITANI FROM #RHOSLC SINGING DIET PEPSI BY ADDISON RAE😭😭😭
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RT @kennyroysgrammy: TOO MUCH is a fun watch but every time Andrew Rennells and Lena Dunham are on screen together I wish I were watching a….
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RT @gam81487: This had me dying cause I was so into Cash Cab 😂
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RT @bitethehan: living in new york means the only time i get to drive anymore is a forklift.
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re-reading my feature i wrote when i lived in flagstaff, arizona
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i wonder what they’re doing today
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one time ray and i were at omakase and sat next to a guy dining alone, he asked about my beaded bracelet bc he thought it was from the eras tour. we got to chatting and he mentioned he's a musician, "i'm in a band, have you heard of counting crows?" he was sick, shoutout david.
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My kingdom for a board feed of the Counting Crows show last night in Charlotte, NC
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RT @rinnystarr: worried i’ll log into work tomorrow to an email that says “you are in BIG trouble and we all hate you”.
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RT @chrisrosecas: CM Paladino has officially been sent a cease and desist (🔗 below via @politico) but let’s keep the pressure on: sign the….
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RT @CLAUDIAPOSTING: Thank you to @politico for publishing, in full, the cease and desist letter my lawyers sent to New York Councilwoman Vi….
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