Stacey Hauff
@stacey_hauff
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Election lawyer. ⚖️ Catholic. ⛪️ Ohioan 🌽 with 🇲🇽🇺🇦 roots. Speak up, judge righteously, and defend the rights of the oppressed and needy. Proverbs 31:9.
Columbus, OH
Joined August 2017
"I tell my boyfriend about a possible promotion at work, but how I hesitate to accept it because of the workload. I wanted to be free during his leave [from the front] to spend time together, not be stuck working. Less than 24 hours after that call, he dies. Modern irony." -
кажу хлопцеві про можливе підвищення на роботі, але як я вагаюсь його приймати через навантаження. бо хотіла б на його відпустки бути вільна і проводити час разом, а не працювати менше ніж через 24год після цього дзвінка він гине така сучасна іронія
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I’m doing the 90’s romcom bit where I’m standing in my kitchen eating a salad still dressed in a suit because I got home late from my fancy lawyer job. There are no men and two cats. I am a trope.
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Genuine smile from exercising my favorite right. 🗳️ There’s no unimportant election. Local candidates and issues impact you and your community directly. Make your voice count, Ohio—you have until 7:30!
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Addendum: If you don’t vote BY today* Early voting is also an excellent choice!
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I hope everyone under 30 gets to hear the quail hunting story today.
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To understand what Russians are, give 1 minute of your time to watching Russians murder this couple and their dog. The man knows what's coming after watching his wife and dog killed, makes the sign of the cross, and is then killed himself.
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Two elderly men and their dog tried to leave an occupied town with a white flag, hoping to survive. Russians killed them with a drone. Evil should and will be punished. Even if it’s only us who will be fighting against it.
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"The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches." — Justice Scalia (HT @SCOTUSblog)
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Out of 72 open attorney positions at the DOJ, ten are Criminal Division hires for the South Texas office. Wonder if that signifies an expansion or high turnover.
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He has the gift of posting
Christians do not call burial places “necropolises”, that is, “cities of the dead”, but “cemeteries”, which literally means “sleeping places”, places where one rests, awaiting the resurrection.
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Really scary. Whatever happened made our whole building shake. Praying fervently that everyone is safe.
#BREAKING: More than a dozen fire units and utility crews are on scene at the historic Kelton House Museum & Garden after reports of a natural gas leak in downtown Columbus.
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Absolutely unacceptable. Holy shit.
So at a McDonald’s in Columbus, Ohio a woman saw these guys dressed up as ICE talking about how they had been chasing people around & then laughing incessantly about it. When she asked if they were ICE they joked about their handcuffs & laughed again about chasing people around.
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Russia isn't just "attacking" Ukraine. It's annexing it's land. Kidnapping it's people. Torturing and killing it's civilians. Denying it's existence as an ethnic, linguistic and cultural entity. It's not an "attack", it's a genocide.
So the U.S. can attack Venezuela (3000 miles away) because of Russia's influence in that country, but Russia has no right to attack Ukraine (right on its border) because of US/NATO influence there? Is that what you're saying Marco?
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This is genocide
Russia has admitted to deporting 744,000 Ukrainian children. Ukraine has confirmed 19,546 of them by name. As of October 27, 2025, only 1,744 have been returned. Many of the rest are sent to “education” or military camps inside Russia.
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Somehow, this is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen
Russians tape live mouse to one of their FPV attack drones. Foul, sick cruelty.
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For the record, this is not a client. (I would not have said “uh oh!”)
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