Pennywise doesn’t stand a chance tbh

having a dad

spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me

I’m gonna build myself an atrium so spacious it’ll make your little foyer look like a vestibule

https://t.co/q3BgmZ0cXN

picking at your skin is OK if you feel like this time it will really truly make it smooth

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

So another day, another article about the lack of working class folk in the arts. Another call for outreach and mentorship Well I say FUCK THAT There is no aspiration gap There is no need to show WC people what’s ‘possible’ There is simply a practicality gap A money gap

a lady gaga song is a vowel’s time to shine

https://t.co/ipXByQ0aBn

Craving a meaty vape rn 🤤 Forged in the fires of the UK club circuit, @jessienixoncmdy comes to the Pleasance on 14th March armed with a brand new show. Come for the “actual good jokes”, stay for the confessions, music and poems. 9pm in the Studio, book through the link below 🎟️

Comin’ out of my well and I’ve been shaming mankind gotta gotta be down because I want it all

Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald

“Dark Humour” dudes when it’s about a ceo and not minorities

https://t.co/HeJYLA7HVp

Slowly :)

I love that the Chinese Elon Musk impersonator can barely speak a word of English, just like the real Elon Musk

Hawk tuah the angels sing Spit upon the newborn thang!

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁