One of the ways I survived 2020 was staying off Twitter a whole lot. I miss this particular form of cultural awareness, though, and I’m hoping the tides are turning back to defcon 5, so I can get blasted for mixing metaphors and not politicking.

RT @David_Tennant: The BBC has announced that #DavidTennant will reprise his role in #DoctorWho in three special episodes which are set to….

Wait, what???.

It’s a minor miracle when someone spells this word correctly @postsecret so I love that you found a card with another very difficult-to-spell word

PS everything is/was fine. I am just intrigued that it took me so long to figure out that’s what was going on.

Emotional dysregulation in kids: temper tantrums seemingly out of nowhere . Emotional dysregulation in adults:.My boss: “Jessica, thank for meeting with me today.”.Me: *bursts into tears*. #adultadhd #adventuresinADD.

RT @ImpossiblyBossy: I once thanked a French guy to death. It was a merci killing. (I know, I know. That one was a oui bit much.)i http….

RT @SteveStaeger: This dude rules.

RT @theWXwoman: Ugh. Not where we want to be, #Denver. #9wx

RT @PopBase: The uncensored footage of Will Smith punching Chris Rock at the #Oscars. “Keep my wife’s name out of your f***ing mouth” htt….

RT @JosephScrimshaw: This is the closest an #Oscars moment has ever got to Earthquake twitter

RT @Travon: Kids at home singing along to Bruno when Meg started rapping #Oscars

RT @StevenZap: @jessicalgra.

RT @MACS0648_JD: @harrylitman I’d like to see some of SCOTUS literally flushed out, like stool from the bowl. Retromingent black-robed blac….

RT @pawsvt: Important content @jessicalgra.

RT @ChristineVinard: "No pun intended" is for cowards.

Question for the non American-English spellers: Is it mesmerizing or mesmerising? I would guess the latter but that z really makes me feel that word in a zoning out kind of way.

RT @pattonoswalt: Absolutely love this.

RT @PeterHohMN: @johnmoe Didja see this one?

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