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Jerrod

@Jerrod

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

7 years

Brick by Ben Folds Five will always be the best Christmas carol.

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

8 years

TMBG live in concert on YouTube.

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

8 years

@toddglasscomedy I don’t do tattoos but it’s fine since I don’t live in L.A.

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

GOP: The evil Ice Queen can not be beat by our fool because of her cheating spells DM: The fool has bested the Ice Queen GOP: Shit! #GOPDnD

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

DM: The rebels have won, you're now leader of the empire GOP: Claim underdog & rebel against empire DM: You're the Empire GOP: Do it #GOPDnD

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

DM: The town crier announces that your party's thief has been caught robbing the shops. GOP: Use spell of silence on town crier. #GOPDnD

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

GOP: If I am the party leader I will use my secret plans to lead the quest to defeat the Drow in 31 days! 54 days later... #GOPDnD

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

P1: All is on fire! make me party leader and I rescue you! DM: You are now leader, do you put out fire? P1: What fire? False news. #GOPdnd

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

9 years

GOP: I cast spell of healing over village. DM: I roll for effectiveness and it 's a 1. GOP: I withdrew the spell before you rolled #GOPdnd

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Penguin Classics

@PenguinClassics

10 years

RT for chance to win a full boxed set of #LittleBlackClassics - 80 mini-books! https://t.co/HipSmff8Zc #Penguin80

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Al Yankovic

@alyankovic

11 years

PROTIP: Unless you’re interviewing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, it’s not really appropriate to ask “Who are you wearing?”

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McDonald's

@McDonalds

11 years

What’s an @! Hahah, lovin’ the brilliant @bmw ad. Regardless of what’s under the hood, RT and you could win a BMW i3

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The Sklar Brothers

@SklarBrothers

11 years

Air slowly going out of Patriots' ballon. But that's just how they like it. #SuperBowlXLIX

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Craig Ferguson

@CraigyFerg

11 years

That Rainbow Brite does a great show.

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Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

11 years

Is that the @nbc "The More You Know" star? #Halftime #SuperBowI

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The Sklar Brothers

@SklarBrothers

11 years

This is probably the only time you'll ever see anything resembling a Raiders Jersey at the Super Bowl. #SuperBowlXLIX

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Jimmy Pardo

@jimmypardo

11 years

Here we go!!!! http://t.co/9YVFBpbRUr #PCAT14

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Rob Huebel

@robhuebel

12 years

Read this and fake laugh OUT LOUD so other people feel left out

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

12 years

I wonder if football players laugh knowingly to themselves each day they put on their #69 jersey.

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Jerrod

@Jerrod

16 years

That never happens #threewordsaftersex

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