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#TheNosebleeds
on
@ufcfightpass
. 1st Ep is up and avail on
@UFC
‘s YouTube page for FREE. Watch now! Link in bio.
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This is actually the greatest thing ever. Want to cry. 818 till we die. Enjoy it. You are with us Brody, always.
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Bernie Madoff has died. Now two people under him have to die and two people under each of them and so on and so on for this thing to work.
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This is our man Corey going off! He calls it out brilliantly like he does on the reg on his amazing pod
@WellREDpodcast
with
@traecrowder
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@drewmorgcomedy
#truth
Hey Proud Boys and MAGA “Patriots”... what the fuck is it that this country hasn’t given you?
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RIP Eddie Van Halen. Somewhere David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar are fighting over who’s more broken up about the news.
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Trying to make a living! God damnit!!!!
Shoutout to everyone with two people in their profile pic, what the fuck are you doing
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Giamatti: “Do I have to nail the accent?”
Agent: “You don’t even have to get close.”
Paul Giamatti’s agent: “they want you to play Albert Einstein.”
Giamatti: “a bio pic?”
Agent: “no, in a Verizon commercial.”
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This is what it’s really about. USA.
@RexChapman
After having their races cut short, Isaiah Jewett and Nijel Amos showed the ultimate sportsmanship.
#TokyoOlympics
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Right on every point. We love you, Doc. And there are a hell of a lot of us out there too.
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This started small, but then snowballed.
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Bridge Justice. A new show on the CBC.
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Correa just got engaged on camera!!! Next step: adopt Altuve.
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We are not for equal pay. Until the USMNT win anything they should be paid less than the USWNT.
#WorldCup2019
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This is Maya.
She has cerebral palsy and this video shows her three years ago.
And then it shows her now.
Perseverance.
That smile.
I’m here for all of it. 🌎❤️
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Yes it works. Yes it’s amazing. Yes as Jews it scares us.
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R friend just sent this video of us from her bat mitzvah in 1985. Check out r hair, r 3 piece mob suits, r voices, r Mitch from Real Genius vibez, r penchant 4 choking anyone out who got 2 close 2 that giant game show mic when we were on it. Rare awesome footage! Enjoy
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If we did a kickstarter to bring back Cheap Seats, would you contribute?
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Can’t believe all of these were recorded during Kid’s Jeopardy weeks.
Alex Trebeck shooting promos for the phone version of Jeopardy and cussing like a sailor is just what I needed today...
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The
@Bucks
boycott is real, and significant and meaningful. A giant middle finger to everyone who tells these guys to "shut up and dribble." We support you guys and your message.
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RIP sweet Roman. You gave us so much love and growth during a decade of our families lives.Your slobbery face will forever be in our hearts as you calmed us down and nuzzled up to everyone who entered the house. Rest in Power you sweet king. You will be missed but 4ever loved
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50 year photo dump. Happy birthday to my dumb brother. (That goes both ways).
#100YearsOfSklar
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Not enough people watch this iconic clip and notice that he’s wearing sunglasses when he bowls then they’re suddenly gone when he’s celebrating. That’s the true magic here.
@RexChapman
@Super70sSports
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!"
This iconic Pete Weber moment happened 11 years ago today 😎
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This is what the band Rush warned us about.
#theTrees
This house is winning the 2020 holidays.
Christmas trees arguing...
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When you say coke, you mean cocaine, right?
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She puts the white in Whitefish.
Whitefish, Montana:
This anti-mask lady just intentionally coughed on a couple.
Twitter, do your thing...
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How soon before Trump makes rape legal? Is that a first 100 days thing? It feels like a priority for him.
#ElectionNight
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Norm MacDonald’s 1998 ESPY’s monologue was one of the greatest sports comedy moments of all time. He was a brilliant joke writer and joke teller and enjoyed HOF dominance while in the game. RIP one of the best to ever do it.
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We are screaming. Nothing is coming out! Thank you
@StLouisBlues
for the magic. We cried for our Dad who never got yo see this. We cried for Leila who DID!!!! Just speechless.
#NHLFinals
#stanleycupfinal2019
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The
@utahjazz
are beating the
@nuggets
by so much
@rudygobert27
just ordered an iced coffee.
@NBA
@NBAonTNT
#NBAPlayoffs
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Well Lindsey Graham is a strict originalist when it comes to his racism.
Lindsey Graham calling segregation the “good ol’ days” is on-brand...
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Bob Knight just popped a bottle of bubbly and yelled at some kids to sit down in front of him so he could see the TV.
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In ‘82, ‘85 and ‘87, he established a brand of baseball focused on speed and defense and gave our hometown summers to remember. He passes today at the age of 92, the same # of regular season victories the
@Cardinals
had in 1982. He even let people call him the White Rat. RIP
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For the love of John Stockton’s short shorts Utah. You have me in your grips.
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We did a movie with Tiny in Toronto 20 years ago. We threw a party at our apt. - he was the 1st 2 show up and the last 2 leave and never drank a sip of alcohol. Even his sweetness was intense. Glad we could cross paths and goof off all those years ago. Rest in Power, Big Man
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Randy’s face when he finally got out of the Rose Bowl parking lot. Greatest sporting event we’ve ever attended. So proud of this team and our school. It’s great to be a MICHIGAN WOLVERINE!!
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This is happening tomorrow
@Twins
game. We are THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH!! Twins helping the Twins. You gotta love it!
#Minnesota
Just got off the phone with the
@SklarBrothers
- they are in for the
@Twins
game tomorrow. Also locked them in for the first pitch! See you at Target Field.
h/t
@MeatSauce1
@CoryCove
@Chris_Hawkey
#MNTwins
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We’ve secretly replaced Rex Ryan’s Skittles with ecstasy. Let’s see what happens...
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We have an epic View From The Cheap Seats today with the incredible
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Seriously considering doing a daily podcast called Sklarbro Country The Virus Episodes, from Randy's basement everyday. Roughly 30 minutes, avail in podcast and video on YouTube. Our take on the world each day as we see it. Who'd be down for this?
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Damn, with the Bob Saget news. He was loved by all those who got to work with or spend time with him. He was great to us whenever we were around him and made us laugh every time. Another of the greats gone.
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Yeah
@RexChapman
.
@NedStaebler
dunked on these punks so hard they both are looking for property in Windsor.
Hey guys,
Please Watch
@NedStaebler
— a Wayne County Board Member of Canvassers stuff in a locker
@HartmannDude
and
@monicaspalmer
— the two members that refused to certify the ballots for the county...
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Ok. Let’s get it trending. Everyone tweet at ESPN to run a Cheap Seats marathon at least on the Deuce while there is no sports. If everyone did it, could we make it happen?
#bringbackcheapseats
#marathonnow
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Take this thing to a Smashmouth concert stat! That’s actually what this invention should be called: The Smashmouth. Some-body, get on that.
My man invented “The Karenator”. A machine to blast masks onto mask-less people.
Hilarious...🤣🤣🤣
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The great
@sklarlikestar
with her first V over The Ohio State as a student. Here’s to many more.
@UMichAthletics
@UMich
@UMichFootball
@Misopogon
@mgoblog
@MVictors
@MaizenBrew
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Tom Brady was at the Derby earlier today, he's at
#thefight
now, he'll be at a cockfight in El Paso at 2am.
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This is our dad. He was an incredible father who showed us how to do it with love and humor. Yeah, he’s reppin’ a fictitious prison univetsity that doesn’t exist. That was the glory of Dick Sklar. Though it’s been 11 years since he passed, we carry him with us every day.
#HFD
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Stand up for what you believe in and use your voice to make a difference. We are all in this together. We are honored to have been mentioned by
@dr_stackhouse
at George Floyd's funeral.
#blacklivesmatter
#blm
#georgefloyd
#sayhisname
#peacefulprotest
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West coast! Get ready for maximum flippage on
@theshadowsfx
!!! This episode is off the hook! Like your favorite Christian Rock song.
#GFY
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So you’re saying he got to second base the hard way
Don Mattingly was so locked in the zone in 1985 he squared up one of Morganna's titties that night and drove it into the gap for a double.
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It's just nice to know that Back to The Future was off by a year.
#WorldSeries
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#CubsWin
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What a blast yesterday! Thank you to
@Twins
for letting us throw out the first pitch and fight their mascot. Thank you to
@AcmeComedyCo
for amazing sold out shows all weekend long with
@NateAbshire
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@wendymay
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#purejoy
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Well here’s an unfortunate photo. What are the odds?
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Who do you think that poster is? I am!
Bowling posters aren’t a great idea. They’re the best goddamn idea.
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35 years ago we became men. Today is the anniversary of our B’nai Mitzvah. And the Jewish religion hasn’t been the same since.
#trashstaches
#happyhanukkah
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You almost can’t count Tom Brady’s SB rings on both of Jason Pierre Paul’s hands.
#SuperBowl
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Roy Moore not conceding. He’s persistent. Just ask every 14 year old girl in his vacinity.
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#StetsonBennett
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#CFPchampionship
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We are heartbroken. We started with Brody 25 years ago. And we just can’t even imagine a comedy world without Brody in it. His energy, his cadence, his comedy was infectious. Just beside…
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Sebastian Janikowski announces his retirement from the NFL after 19 years. FINALLY he can kick back, relax, gain a few pounds, smoke some cigarettes and just let himself go a little. He’s earned it.
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Right, Rex? Crazy. Why are people still riding the subway????
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The fact that Kim Mulkey doesn’t have an endorsement deal with Chico’s is a crime.
#NCAAMarchMadness
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That time we shot an elaborate Chantix commercial with Ray Liotta. We all quit smoking that day.
#GoodFellas
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Haven’t seen a Chinese Rocket fall apart like that since Yao Ming in ‘09.
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A very good friend of ours and close colleague passed away yesterday. It’s deeply saddening and just feels flat out unfair. He was a thoughtful, creative, empathetic, and innovative person and we have no words. Can’t believe he’s gone. Tell the good folks out there u love ‘em
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#RIP
Fred Willard. What an inspiration. He showed us that you didn’t have to be dark and mean to be subversive and hilarious.
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Tom Wopat sentenced today in inappropriate touching case. John Schneider just served time in jail for failing to pay alimony. Them Duke boys sure are in a heap of trouble.
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It’s even hard sometimes to get kids to do homework during this quarantine. But Randy’s daughters did this protect without being asked. They want the world to know that the future needs to be different.
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Yes
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I’m gonna bet he’s gonna have a new interpreter. And I’m going to place that bet with his old interpreter.
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Shut the fuck up you stupid dumbass. Your Orange leader is the single worst piece of dogshit ever to grace American politics. Talk about sheep. You follow him blindly and he could give a shit about you. Stop grasping at straws and take your coming defeat, you Russian bitch
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MLK: I have a dream. That someday my words will be in a Dodge Ram commercial.
#SuperBowl52
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Meyers. Fucking. Leonard. - You’d think a guy with such a small vertical would be more grounded.
#jewknowwhatyousaid
@RexChapman
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So glad the Patriots are winning 18-15 at the half. -- Kelly Ann Conway
#altscores
#SuperBowl
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