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And on the next level down William Barrholder #GOPDnD

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Damn. I love this. Who did this? #GOPdnd

PC: I cast Wall of Stone across the town gate. DM: The purple worm burrows under the wall and enters the city. PC: I cast Wall of Stone. DM: ...is already in the city. PC: I cast Wall of Stone. DM: The wall does nothing to stop the worm PC: Oh. Ok I cast Wall of Stone. #GOPdnd

15 Times #GOPDnD Proves That Republicans Would Be Bad At Dungeons & Dragons - https://t.co/7iaOdm3OqU

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Keep those potions on deck https://t.co/7iaOdm3OqU >15 Times #GOPDnD Proves That Republicans Would Be Bad At Dungeons & Dragons

Party: What happened to all our gold?!?! DT: There was an emergency. I used it to buy this. Party: A solid gold cloak...for your horse? DT: It's a barrier against those dirty flies Party: How is that an emergency? DT: You didn't give the gold to me when I asked Party:

Two years late to the party, but #GOPdnd occasionally has some funny tweets and many more unfunny attempts. Like me. But references goblins more often than I do, so maybe that's your thing. I don't judge.

Just keep funneling money to the rich, they always do what's right, right? #GOPdnd #DnD

GOP: My Paladin is devoted to fighting crime and protecting innocent people. DM: Great! Some tired refugees cross the border seeking asylum from violence in their homelands. GOP: I cast them out! DM: But they have children with them. GOP: ... I put the kids in cages. #GOPDnD

DM: The king appears with The Dark Lord to praise his name as the trolls continue their attacks. GOP: WHAT!? DM: He's under the Dark Lord's thrall GOP: Once I'm done approving all the justicars he appointed, and enacting all of his edicts, he'll get a piece of my mind #GOPDnD

DT: Elves are bad people. We need to remove all the elves. City: We won't turn over the elves to you DT: Since you live them so much I'm going to send you even more City: ...The elves you don't like. The elves you want gone. DT: Yes. That will show you. #GOPDnD

DM: There's a meeting of the coalition to reduce magic based environmental effects GOP: I quit the council, it's a conspiracy to limit our magic export DM: ... ok, well you are also in the council of preventing torture and evil overlords GOP: I quit!! #gopdnd

Cleric:...and the holy light turned the zombies away Fighter: Since some were trolls we doused their remains in avid DT: So if they return and you're bitten, shine a torch on the wound and drink a little acid so they'll die from biting you Villagers: 🤔😐🤨 #GOPDnD

DM: "You encounter a possessed child." PC: "My paladin is pro life. He refuses to fight." DM: "A preist emerges from a nearby church brandishing holy water." PC: "What race is he?" DM: "He's a dark-skinned human from the nor-" PC: "I cast smite on the priest." #GOPdnd

#GOPDnD have you seen this, @GeorgeTakei ?