Jeff
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Just trying to read me some tweets. Oh who am I kidding, I’m also here to post too much sigh
Killa Cali is the state murda
Joined August 2024
@bendreyfuss If we cured psychotic violent criminals with a ham sandwich the overzealous DA would probably get the grand jury to indict the ham sandwich
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There’s no way a Black guy could be MAGA, reports a Black guy in a MAGA cap
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Burn it down for the insurance money duh
Westfield Mall has 1.5M square feet and is 93% vacant It just sold for $134M! What would you do if you bought it and had free rein?
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Now do Russiagate
Beginning today, at @POTUS' direction, records related to Amelia Earhart's final flight and disappearance 88 years ago will be declassified and shared with the American people. These records include reports, maps, and other documents tracing Earhart's final journey, her last
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I knew I should have gotten 6 flu shots a year. This explains everything
One flu shot caused this woman to be allergic to almost everything except for liquor and some types of food.
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Please let’s make a wager
They’re not hiding their plans for an unconstitutional third term.
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I’ve had some bad bosses, but hoo-boy
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Starting a conversation none of you want to have…
When we got married 50 years ago, we had no idea how our lives would unfold. But one thing I knew for certain then, and still know now, is that I wanted to navigate the ups and downs and in-betweens with you. Happy anniversary, dear Bill.
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They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums... drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out... they are coming
LIFE UNDER FASCISM It is impossible to overstate our misery. As the days go by, the regime’s hold on our lives grows stronger. Fear is everywhere; desperation grows from the trees. The markets are booming, fueling our 401Ks and giving us hope for the future. Every day is a
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Remember that time when the people who did the biggest conspiracy/coup of any of our lifetimes and not to be outdone also ran a massive censorship campaign from the seat of government got mad about one comedian getting a day off?
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🎥 September 08 2025 6:53am Location 7th & Market Street Downtown S.F In this video you will see drug abuse and people struggling to get drugs off the ground. You will hear from people that traveled from far and near to San Francisco access the cheap drug supply.
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More evidence for my theory that it’s ~2%. You can reliably reduce chaos and criminality by about 40% in any urban environment by imprisoning the most violent and disordered 2%. Keep it mind when you see aggregate crime stats: 2% will responsible for 40% of crime.
In DC they apparently have arrested 1700 people. It was the right 1700. the city feels transformed practically overnight. “Held hostage” is exactly correct.
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Am I the only one who thinks this looks fake af? Dad’s reaction? Giving the ball to her immediately? Are we going to find out they own a web business together?
We got the Phillies Karen that took a kid’s baseball in 4K
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This is a great post
I'm delighted by how upset this benign observation made some people, because the same thing happened with the survivorship airplane meme. If you're unfamiliar, it's this: The supposed origin of the image is Abraham Wald's observation that the British Royal Air Force (RAF) was
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Oof ngl I did not see this coming after Community got cancelled
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Run up get done up
Houthi children in a message to Americans: “We will drink your blood and purify the land from your filth.”
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This is a spectacular hidden brag
Bought a microwave chicken pot pie but when I went to eat it there was no bottom crust, only a top crust. I’ve been bamboozled, this was no pie at all
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I want to write about this more (hoping to have time in September) but to me Mamdani is an end-of-politics type retard for postwar progressive politics: It’s not that he has bad ideas, it’s that he has no ideas and is a theater kid reading off a script. Politics has been
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