Jeff Hobbs
@jeffehobbs
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¡Nunca he estado relacionado con el estrangulador de la casa flotante! https://t.co/2Rfr9YfzdP
Western Massachusetts
Joined December 2006
The waitress just said “who’s thirsty” as she refilled my water and then spilled it everywhere
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Can’t believe the world’s most famous sexual predator said the world famous sexual predator list doesn’t exist
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Do you prefer The Ronettes with or without their facial features?
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when i see a gift horse..... if i can be so honest, first thing im looking at? baby its that mouth.
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A friend just reminded me that when we worked there I put Metal Machine Music on the PA and when a customer came up to complain I replied ‘We’re not allowed to turn it off’
Do you recall acquiring any specific item or having a memorable experience at Borders Books?
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Happy 4th of July
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Probably the defining moment of the Democratic Party
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Phoenician Scheme another banger. I think Wes Anderson pisses so many people off because he continues to make his movies look like movies instead of flatly lit slop
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One time I saw a lady at Costco wearing a Connecticut Sun shirt so I smiled and pointed at my own Liberty shirt (they played each other that day) but i forgot changed out of my Libs shirt into a bush’s baked beans shirt. Can’t imagine what she thought I was trying to convey.
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Death Stranding 2 looking good
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he is truly one of the best speakers the left has ever had
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He deleted almost every app from his phone. Then he wrote 4 bestsellers in 9 years. Cal Newport's controversial take: Your phone is making you mediocre. His science-backed system for getting your brain back:
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putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is unprecedented levels of divorced
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If you think "Sloop John B" is a great song, you should really check out "Sloop John A"
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["Bang'er 'n Chips", 'Time Passing', 'Back to the Treehouse', 'God Is In The Radio', '09-beastie_boys-thats_it_thats_all-cms', 'Que Sera Sera', 'Fractal Zoom (Separate Ti#2', '02 - The Song of the 50 States']
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