Jeff Alexander
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Joined July 2008
It's Hemingway's birthday tomorrow, so let's get the party started by pointing you to this all-timer from our archives: "Hurry, boy. It's waiting there for you," the old man had said. https://t.co/YaawZ74cMb
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At the airport the young man heard far-off drums echoing in the night. He imagined the young woman in the plane sitting still, hearing whispers of ...
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Man Always Struggles To Sleep If He Has Even Little Bit Of MDMA After 4 P.M. https://t.co/AO7uyNaWMG
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Five kids risking their lives diving off some flimsy apparatus into head trauma water levels, while little Sally prepares to wander out of the goddamn yard and off to god knows where. Just another normal 70s afternoon.
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Company’s New Dress Code Prohibits All Clothing But Little Sailor Suits https://t.co/ZE8mdBvQ0m
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