So I failed my family Med shelf by one point after busting my ass to honor clinically. I am so devastated and I hate med school this shit is so ridiculously hard for no reason.
These two men were walking next to me in my scrubs and the guy goes “look you’ve got a pretty nurse to take care of your foot right here” to which I replied “I’m a doctor and I wouldn’t go anywhere near your crusty foot”. I’m not a doctor but that felt nice to say hahahaha
This anesthesia rotation is so funny. I come in, get breakfast, intubate, go on break, come back from break and the attending is like .. do you wanna go on break again? Or you can go home whatever you’re feeling 😂😂
broo I’m re watching greys and I just can’t. why they delete my whole specialty. not an EM doc in sight 😫 just surgeons running the whole fuckin hospital
To all the PreMed bbys on my TL stressin about lower scores:
I applied w a 506 and a 3.49 overall. I got 11 interviews and ended up w. a full ride.
YOUR SCORES DO NOT DEFINE YOU. SHOW THEM HOW YOU SHINE OUTSIDE OF NUMBERS AND YOU WILL SUCCEED! My dms are always open!! ❤️
I once saw a med student with a 98th percentile MCAT score shit his pants and pass out the second they made the first incision in the OR. if u want him to be ur future surgeon I can give him a call?
Future EM Doc in the making 🥰🇵🇷
I finally made a
#MedGradWishlist
! Huge shoutout to
@medgradwishlist
for putting this together. Thank you all for the support and I can’t wait to keep the tradition going in the years to come. 🤍 link in bio!
#MGWL23
#EMbound
#Match2023
I’ll never forget my first consult to medicine as a med student on surgery. I asked them to get on board to “just take a look at the patients overall health” ☠️
Uworld be like: man has been running in the streets naked for two years, covers his house in tin foil, and threatens to kill his neighbors with his mind powers on a weekly basis what is the diagnosis?
Answer: normal behavior bc he has a steady job (98%)
my patient last night said “you should drink pure olive oil to get rid of your pouch” then patted my belly so yea I’m not eating till next year aaaaaand ur discharged get out
AND TO ALL MY FELLOW PRE MEDS ima make a lil voicenote with tips and what not for everyone asking so if you want me to send it to you just holla at ya girl.
Thank you to everyone that’s reached out for the kind words and for sharing your stories ❤️🥺. Admitting to failure on this app def isnt an easy thing, but it’s important. I can always count on this community to lift me up when things get rough. So thankful for you all!
POV: your attending and 3 other students are discussing the details of a crazy football game last night. Your attending notices you’re not contributing and turns to you for input. The chitchat dies down and you respond with the first thing that comes to mind. “go sports.”
GUYS I JUST GOT MY FIRST MEDICAL SCHOOL ACCEPTANCE!!!! YA GIRL IS GONNA BE A DOCTOR!!!! 😭♥️ I can't believe this is real life. SOON TO BE Dr. Nicosia MD.
Dr at the urgent care I was at just barges in “DO U HAVE A HISTORY OF DIABETES?”
1. Who tf are u?? U just lost 10points on ur OSCE
2. Why tf would you ask me something like that without any background 😭
Let’s all make sure we remember MLK’s words in times like this. “If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”
For anyone having a bad day, freshman year of high school my mom signed me up for those one of those modeling companies in the mall and here’s how the photos came out ♥️🙂
My accountant father has spent the last 30 minutes trying to convince me that normal colonoscopy screenings are every five years. It’s like why did I even go to med school
HELLO UPDATE protein treatment last night did wonders and this is my hair w no product in it after I slept on it for 8 hours like damn cutie, she frizzy but still GOT IT.
I didn’t realize I got this fatty ass bruise from pole dancing over break and today I was caught off guard when the scrub tech asked where I got it AND I GOT NERVOUS SO I JUST SAID I FELL???? ON WHAT?? HOW?
burnout gettin real ya’lll!!!! just wrote a note that says “plan to order large array of labs, likely admit” thats it. that was the whole assessment and plan.
I’m in ct w stroke code and I was sitting on the ledge and the radiology tech was like please don’t sit on that and I was like why cause my ass is so fat and juicy it’s gonna break it? and he was NOT amused
Crazy to think I was about to not apply to med school this year cause I didn't think I was good enough to get in. Now ya girl has scholarships from four different schools. Recognize your worth y'all!!!!!!!
I loveeee my overnight doorman. I be showing up at 1am he be like don’t u work 2hrs hr tm? I’m like yes babe love that u know my schedule we’re vibing see u in 3 hours Reuben xoxo
*woman complaining she hasn’t been seen in three hours*
my attending: MAAM SOMEONE JUST DIED OVER THERE THATS WHY ITS TAKING SO LONG PLS HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE DECEASED
no one died what 😂😂😂
Why am I teaching a suturing session and I forgot how to tie the fuckin knot during the demonstration LMAO I’m sitting there in front of all these highschool students like damn I should have practiced this first