Sancho's Little Helper
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Dogs. Plants. Cubs. Saints. #HailState. Basic human decency for the most part. $JohnAndSancho I sell plants and watch bad sports teams.
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Joined September 2022
Y'all, I've been putting this off for too long now. Sancho needs a knee ligament replacement and some very expensive custom fitted knee braces. I'm selling everything I have just to cover his pills and prescription food and it's not enough. https://t.co/FUEZzAqusR
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Obligatory plate pic. Turkey is under the green beans and extra green beans for Sancho cuz he loves them.
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Ironically or not, this is exactly what's going on in my house right now.
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing
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Coach is worth following just for the tags alone. Journalism at his peak. You should buy a copy of his book, too.
We have so much to be thankful for today A special Thanksgiving edition - Happy 39 week anniversary to those who celebrate
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I'm grateful for all of y'all, your pet picks, your sports takes, your food and plant porn, your thirst traps, your venting to yourself, and most of y'all's political takes.
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You mean to tell me there's a club for pink ponies? And you're gonna dance there despite not being a pink pony? Girl that's cultural appropriation.
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My god man. I'm petty and I've said and done some things I'm not proud of, but having a baby mama deported over a custody battle is fucking depraved shit.
Sounds like KKKaroline’s brother Michael turned in his Brazilian baby mama to ICE. Boy, these people really reek. https://t.co/hT26UMuwZc
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I don't either, but I lived in Texas for a long time and so many of my Hispanic buddies learned English by watching it.
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Oh wow. She offered him a job at TPUSA in exchange for sex, and when he declined she kidnapped his 14yr old daughter, with help from her drunk father and the MCSO?????? That's a story, man.
1/ 🔥BREAKING! Well, this is going to be another fun one for JEANNETTE GARCIA!? Grab a coffee with some bourbon, friends! It is alleged that our hero here got completely wasted and then propositioned the father of a 14 year-old girl, that if he agreed to have sex with her that
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Jameis could talk about hanging drywall and it'd be the most entertaining thing on the internet that day. Dude just reeks of charisma.
Jameis Winston was asked what his favorite Thanksgiving dish is: "My wife, man, she makes some kale collard greens. Her family’s from New Orleans so she makes a nice Creole dressing. It’s unbelievable. One of her cousins, her auntie, she always ships us some gumbo for us to
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I've spent so much time with my plants the last few days. We're bonding, but I can't wait for spring to hit so I can sell so many of them off. Watching them grow is fun. I'm creating life so it can bring joy to others. And pay for me and Sancho's pills.
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Being a good person. Teaching people what I've learned the hard way. Helping people in hopes that they don't have to go through the shit that I have. Stuff like that.
If you’re an atheist what is the purpose of life?
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I feel conflicted. He's on 2 prescriptions, supplements, extra protein, and prescription food now and doing SO MUCH BETTER. He's like a puppy again. But this isn't free and I'm waiting on SSDI since I'll never work again. Anyway thanks to all of y'all who have helped so far. 🫶
Y'all, I've been putting this off for too long now. Sancho needs a knee ligament replacement and some very expensive custom fitted knee braces. I'm selling everything I have just to cover his pills and prescription food and it's not enough. https://t.co/FUEZzAqusR
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I feel like this is a good time to point out that they want to bring asbestos back and that story went unnoticed because SO MUCH SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking
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Smdftb you rich smug asshole. They also cut like 10 items from it to make their claims that prices are down. I eat store brand shit, don't get me wrong, but generic and less of it is not a valid YTY comparison to say prices are down, be thankful.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact that Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. And then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how
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A CFA asked this for real? My god man. Anyway my dad's parents were rich. Retired after decades with Westinghouse. SS was their play money. A joke to them. And they cut me out of the will when my parents divorced so I'm a little salty but a CFA should know how this works.
Why is someone with a $2.8M portfolio getting social security?
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I wanna believe this so bad
Erika kirk 8 weeks pregnant even though Charlie got irked with the K 10 weeks ago, smth aint adding up
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Fuck it. Let's get rid of windshields too. And headlights. Let's just ride horses and get scurvy like the good ol days.
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat
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😂😂😂😂😂
One time a nigga stole my car in Dallas, got pulled over & caught a dope charge cause he didn’t check the trunk and ended up doing hella time 🤣🤣🤣
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