⚕️Jazz ⚢
@jb_suxxx
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Your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer. Certified Virgo slander account.
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@Fosters_mom_14
@notcapnamerica
TRACY. YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT KIND OF SHIT AND LEAVE THE CONVERSATION!!!!
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That shit really be a turn off.
Living in a hyper sexual generation is so annoying. I could be talking about my passion for baking and a mf will be like “I can put something else in ya oven” how about you put yourself in THERAPY???
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Ego is never more important than safety. We can argue about it or break up later, but she still coming inside.
Y’all gonna argue about this one too? Coming in at 5am in a whole relationship….nope. Meanwhile your homegirls think it’s funny. Tsk tsk
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That’s young shit. If I was meant to catch you playing with me, I will.
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@_slimarella_
Especially if they from the same city. People really be expecting you not to have friends/mutuals.
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@404SAGE
@britanybritany_
This picture always pissed me off because I just KNOW there’s a gotdamn bird in there.
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Where’s my butter pecan ice cream fam??
I’m being called old like it’s not a good flavor. I need a line of defense.
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“So are you like....the ‘man’ in the relationship?” when the whole point of being a lesbian is to eliminate men from the entire equation period.
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Because y’all did not give Samantha Mumba her motherfucking flowers 😭
My favorite kind of gay people are the ones that cling onto obscure pop songs that nobody else gives a fuck about.
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She telling me not to make this 7hr drive to her at 3am like I’m not a lesbian.
LMAOOOOOOimfinnabeonthehighwayintwentyminutesOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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One thing people gotta understand about extremely kind, loving people is that their other side is JUST as extreme.
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@TsFatBrat420
@fa5tlane5unny
Girl can you answer the question or not cuz I don’t know why either 😒
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@FairyPlantBabe
You are such a brave woman. The lil bitch in me would have RUINED this beautiful shot
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@JadeTheeGem
@TsFatBrat420
@fa5tlane5unny
Thank you for kindly explaining cuz shawty prior to was being unnecessarily rude.
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My signs rank:
1. Capricorn
2. Taurus
3. Aries
4. Scorpio
5. Libra
6. Aquarius
7. Leo
8. Gemini
9. Hey y’all!!
10. How y’all doing?
11. I love a good ‘STOP’ sign too
12. ……Lovely weather we’re having!
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I gave my stud coworker a 45 minute lecture about why cheating is wrong & her ONLY response was “I always come home” ?????
Like…..you ain’t worried bout STDs or NOTHING sis?? And you just okay putting a loyal woman thru that shit? This why the fems say we ain’t shit now 😭
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@evanadkins34
No forreal I spent $20 on a bowl the other day. They done lost they damn mind.
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@heyyitsjanea
When he said “my mom is white and my dad is caucasian” I ain’t know where tf that statement was finna go 😂
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@FriedsinceBirth
The homophobia with y’all and this “gay agenda” is real af. It’s a TOY 😒. Do y’all not know TY is a collectible item??
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@L0nG_Liv3_Cali
@gersoom_
@larryislegend
Lmao that was such a kind and intelligent way to say he being ignorant. Cuz he is lol
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You gotta cum before and more than me baby cuz as SOON as I get my nut imma be schleeeeep.
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Nothing is sexier to me than an emotionally mature woman. If there’s an issue, don’t address it by yelling at me or belittling me. Let’s discuss it and I promise I’ll try to understand how you’re feeling without gaslighting you. All you gotta do is talk to me. Forreal.
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I don’t like my woman mean. Be nice to people. Be able to hold conversations with people. I’m secure enough in myself to know you gon keep it respectful and if you don’t, I can leave. But a mean girl? Absolutely not.
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I’m too emotional/intimate for casual sex also. I be wanting to hold hands, grip tight and tell a mf I love her in between strokes if it’s good. You can’t be doing that shit with everybody 🥴
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And before sour ass niggas come in here talking bout “you soft” I’m a whole ass WOMAN. I’ve seen women get set up or fucked up over this shit. If I wanna leave, I will. But imma still make sure she’s okay cuz I’m built like that. Be mad. I don’t give a single fuck.
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Y’all….my patient unbuckled all his seatbelts on the stretcher and just……ran into the woods?
Like he is GONE y’all….
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I miss being a vet tech. Dogs love me lol
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@frxnkwayne
@ModernNotoriety
Don’t give these mfs no ideas what the hell is wrong with you 😭😭😭😭
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@PlantBasedNe
@theyloveelaii
Cuz some of them don’t know how to do hair forreal. They just know how do fine/straight hair.
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Every time I get on Twitter the 25 & below lesbians be in a frenzy. I wish they had another space for y’all to take that shit.
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I love fems. Y’all are fucking AWFUL but fine as hell and y’all don’t taste like mustard.
There’s a story behind that last statement that I’m not diving into but I love y’all.
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@sota_jahra
@KASHINNISMF
@expressyou17_
“I been through it so you’ll be aight”. That’s so mf insensitive 😒
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I actually thoroughly enjoy being called daddy 🥹
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I work graveyard shift shawty I NEVER cared. Y’all are not lovers forreal 😭😭😭😭
I’ll NEVER reach this level of lesbianism lmao. 7 hr DRIVE??? At 3 in the MORING? Shidddd
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See? Virgos SUCK. I been saying y’all suck and I’m so happy everybody else is learning y’all suck too
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@pgx36
@AceOfCups369
@iamjamiyaa
Because American cheese tastes like somebody described the taste of cheese to an alien and this was the result. And deer? Just fuck em. Because why do they be in places deer not even supposed to be at?
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We out here dying. I do not want multiple partners, I don’t want my person to have multiple partners, and what in the FUCK is “solo poly” cuz it sound like y’all be coming up with fancier ways to say you a hoe???
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This girl do not be making smart financial decisions and it’s not attractive….
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I hate the first few weeks of a new talking stage. Cuz I be wanting to ask what you think about aliens and dismantling the government with a side of ‘how did your childhood trauma affect your love life?’ But that’s too intense of a conversation this early lol
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I love seeing a woman light up when she speaking on something she’s passionate about. That shit is such a turn on.
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@HerDreadsRock
Mans got caught cheating and fighting for his life in the texts to get his girl back but his ride won’t take him home yet
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@roddie_uzumaki
@foreverimbetter
Nah y’all still got that look fam. Y’all just smell like cocoa butter.
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@martialdeyforyo
Some of us have a fear of fighting naked so we come out the bathroom prepared.
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@molliexmartin
@ScottieBeam
Now Mollie…..you know this conversation wasn’t meant for you girl
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@driaspears
@BrianMcLight
Mmm let’s start where you assumed I wanted to be obtuse- I don’t. Nobody said they hated a kid. They don’t WANT a kid. There’s a difference. Don’t be obtuse and jump to a conclusion cuz they would rather a kid not be in their version of this. Hope that helps.
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I went to Little Caesars for these pizza puffs and the manager came out sweating and said “WE DONT SERVE THESE MF PUFFS AFTER 8PM OR WE WOULD NEVER GO TF HOME.”
Yall they are TIRED. We gotta start gatekeeping again 😭😭😭
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I’m a BIG kisser- I will literally kiss you forehead to toe. I’m not built for someone who doesn’t like or display affection.
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I offered to help a teen couple that have been at my job for 2mos w/ their first kid. They live an hr away w/ no car & had been sink washing their clothes so I offered to take them home and wash/dry. This girl I’m talking to gon say “oh that couldn’t be me”…..you gotta GO. NOW.
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@MvcMvnny
@Melodic_954
@Rrrannddom
@realtidbe
My guy name is ‘Feed Me Fupas’ he might actually do it 😂😂😂
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This girl talking bout how she like to be choked and I’m just looking at her like “???????” cuz she don’t have no neck……
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I’m single and I’m celibate. I don’t have shit to offer but a fist bump and some comedy. Stop tryna pass me coochie in the DMs ma’am, pls I don’t want it 🥲🥲
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@TheGreyHaired
@prettygirllari
You bout to ruin this whole exchange in like 0.5 more tweets 😒
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I be thinking y’all so fine and then *boom* you 24yrs old. Now I feel gross ❌
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