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The BEST Man Utd team you can make with the current group of players honestly. Every player you replace your team loses balance/get worse. And yes, with THAT player, certain conversation needs to be had. This is the reality.
#ManchesterUnited
#ManUtd
#Rashford
#tenhag
#Mainoo
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@TheShowtimeReds
This is ridiculous. And the fact he was so much more than just the stats makes this even more insane.
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@BarcaUniversal
@elchiringuitotv
Mourinho winning ucl for Barcelona would be the biggest plot twist of all time 😂
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@UTDEriksen
And the player who supposedly is "lazy" "doesen't play for the badge" comes on and actually changes the game.
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@AbzBusquets
Nah I dislike Arsenal soo much, but I can't say that man. Gabriel is way too good. I think the difference between him and Saliba, if we are being very honest, is closing for every game.
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@yoofnited
People dont value this enough. Forget technical ability. Forget physical ability. Some players just dont understand where to be and when to be there. They just dont have the feel of the actual game. You just simply cant be a top player with that liability in your game.
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@Kalim7ii
What even is that technique to switch the ball??😂😂 Like did he want to knuckleball it or what?
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@LyesBouzidi10
Yeah Im on that one too. He just embodies what football is all about man. Winning, personality, honesty, ruthless, stories, risk, beating the odds... everything.
Dont think there is a player or manager that matches him. EVER.
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@stateoffooty
😂😂😂 I cant imagine whats going through his head. Its literally a cardio session
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@MartienBall
Its crazy how SPESIFICALLY the players that won the biggest prizes are clearly less satisfied than the newcomers that are just happy to win game by game.
I 100% get what you mean here. Its just a reflection on true winning mentality.
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@Utd_Olly15
Do people still not know that number 10s for the most part create for the wingers, and wingers and full backs for the strikers?
Its just angles for the pass, unless you do the underlapping KDB thing on the right you are not in position to create as much for the striker.
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@utdbrxy
Yeah calm down now. He had a good performance to Antony’s standards. It was FAR from a great performance.
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@MartienBall
Context: This was in the last minutes of the game leading 2-0. He has found that pass 100 times before, he just got a bit greedy this time, wanting a goal in the final.
But you know, random clips to paint a whole narrative is ft at its finest isnt it?
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@centredevils
"Stupid fouls" Literally running towards the box. Sure man. No team is supposed to have an easy ride when 2 mistakes are done by the goalkeeper. Stop looking for things to complain about
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@Trujista
I've said this for a long time. People talking about "but he gave Sancho 3 months" have bad recollection of what happened.
After that period, he came back clearly better than Antony, and still benched. There was no chance for him the second Antony stepped inside Carrington. None
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@Culturecams
They had 5 years to get a proper dm behind Pogba. THEY BETTER GET HIM A PROPER DM yesterday. We dont waste this one
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@JackFawcett1704
How do I tell them that Mainoo isn’t about Man Utd. It’s about football. He’s special in football.
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@yoofnited
The value of constant threat > value of "individual brilliance leading to the occasional goal".
Either Rashford will fight for his place actually proving his worth, or it will be a quick transaction to PSG once Mbappe goes Real.
The ball isnt on his court anymore.
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@JxmxUTD
Its like we just did the Chicago Bulls 98’ season of football and all the players are going their different ways 😂
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It's really funny when you start comparing the narrative about Martial and reality.
"Lazy", "didn't care" blablabla..
This same player willingly wanted to be subbed in, in a TOXIC game environment away to Watford. And actually performed when the team needed it.
Ole explains during half time against Watford that he asked the players who wants to play and who doesn’t want to play.
Martial and Van de beek were among the players who asked to play for him and came on at half time ❤️
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@elfayz_
I always find it funny when people say «but the stats goes against what you are saying» and will never think about how stats maybe isnt all that you think it is.
Eye test Faysal, you will be missed. Goodluck in your tactico era. 🕊️
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@LyesBouzidi10
Thats assuming Nkunku isnt going in that cam role. That midfield is just a «sign many players, at least 3 of them will work» project 😂
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@sds_pod
Abz + Lyes, together in one episode when Hazard is mentioned is needed. They split them up and have to fight 1 v 3, because people have NO recollection.
It was Hazards league. Players and managers weren't scared to put him in cr and messi discussions. That is how good he was.
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@SDS_FUTMOB
@sds_pod
@LibanLDN
@FuadCadani
@Stxrplayer
@SeebyK
Liban has to be a 9.3 minimum. All timer of a performance.
Covered ground
Press resistant.
Didnt play safe.
Shut down the opposition when they became aggressive: «Starplayer ik some things about u»
Only thing missing, could have passed the ball a bit more to make it a 9.6
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@TikiTokaMate
- Ornstein said Mount was first choice.
- Arteta said he was going to play midfield.
- Then stunk up the place in midfield.
But because they don't have a striker and Havertz is doing a job there this was all a part of a masterplan. Keep in mind they STILL want a striker 😂
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@AFTVRelated2
This is when you are trying to fight your composure. But clearly he lost that battle 😂
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@harrypinero
He has entered that untouchable category with Licha Mainoo and Hojlund for me.
You dont get much better in the market, and he is the only player doing most things right atm.
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@TheShowtimeReds
So Lampard is better than Zidane according to your logic?
Im not even bothered to argue what you are trying to say. Just make it clear if you are really believing in this logic right now.
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@LickshotLippy
I didnt realise how fast he was until that Galatasaray game. I know most strikers are fast, but this guy pace is ridiculous.
Since the day he I first saw him for United, my confidence in him hasnt dropped a single time.
Proper problem for the prem, if Utd become dangerous.
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@AbsoluteBruno
It’s been like this all season. The amount of disgraceful decisions ever since that Klopp press conference 2-3 years ago is unbelievable.
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@nonewthing
Yeah you didnt do yourself favours with that comp. Good try though. Love the effort
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@utdbrxy
I dont get people not wanting us to play because we are bad. Idc how bad we are, I want to see these guys play every 3 days.
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@LickshotLippy
It’s a big case though. Allegedely 115 charges involving companies, sponsors, transactions… over a decade.
I wouldn’t be suprised if we don’t hear anything even before 2026.
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@htomufc
Ehh… the knee slide was too wide. Very few are able to execute the wide knee slide style. Drogba is the only one.
Start with the basics.
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@singhhh44
@UTDEriksen
He created the chance that lead to a goal.
He created a goalscoring chance that was scored but flagged offisde.
He had a AMAZING individual moment where he sent Ronaldo 1v1 with the keeper. (Pisses me off I can't find it.)
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@JackFawcett1704
One is the current Germany manager heading into the Euros.
Two of them are 5 at the back managers.
And the last one to coach this set of players 😂
Fine is okey. «Impressed» that’s when we take it too far.
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I absolutely love this by Hojlund. Could be shouting at my favorite ever player too. A demanding player will always be my type of player.
Top 👌
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@utdbrxy
😂😂😂 man you see these tweets already. You know when that 115 bomb drops and they actually end up guilty. Its going to be the funniest ft day ever.
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@aaroncikaya
Doesent't make it a myth though?
Different type strikers are dangerous in different ways. Hojlund is better in the box than outside. Jackson the opposite. It's just how you play to their strength.
He should be more involved yes, but 2 things can be true at the same time.
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@ohnosharky
Just going to throw it out there. Potential isn't linear. Some are more of the complete version of themselves at an early age. 🤷♂️
Remember Tielemans 👀
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@Trujista
Its crazy how good United were man. Topping all most points, most wins, least losses… lists I see, even with 10 years of faliure 😂😂
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@JackFawcett1704
The thing I don't get is that its so obvious. Like you don't even need tactical understanding to spot a free man.
At least trap the ball with the LCB covering the LB and let them make the decision. Why just press for no reason giving them the clear progressive pass??
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@SaeedTV_
This is the favoritism Sancho was talking about and its 100% true.
But now is the problem with Ten Hag. Antony clearly underperfoming despite the g/a. Meanwhile amad the objectively better player sitting on the bench.
This is the favoritism Sancho was talking about 🤷♂️
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@elfayz_
As a fan that actually liked Ronaldo at United, he was definitely not good enough under Ten Hag. He had a massive drop off. And he was rightly benched at the time purely performing wise
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@Be_serious23
I remember Martial balling out that half too. But you know "he didn't care", "he didn't play for the badge", "he was lazy"... blablabla.
A player like that would never want to play in an environment like that Watford game.
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@utdbrxy
Idk if that is from the 14/15, but I remember him being SO GOOD that season.
When it came to line breaking passes. 👌 cant think of many better till this day.
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@AbzBusquets
Well there is no other consistent way of measuring it hence all these different shouts of world class. For the most part top 10 to 15 is world class because its the "top" class in the world, so it makes sense.
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@Seneziz
Tbf this was a contact injury. It just looks very bad because of the timing.
The non-contact foot injury one on the other hand. Yeah, dont get me started.
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@yoofnited
Tbh, he was never THAT GOOD imo. Garnacho and Mainoo are 2 players that will be PROPER players for the future. From 1 gen of talents, thats a good ratio.
My rule: he has to make it feel almost unfair to play against other academy players. I never felt that. Same for Hannibal too
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@Trujista
Exactly. Most of the guys hating is for pure emotional reasons or to be edgy on twitter. "He is too petulant", "he moans". Man Utd fans that think they are in a situation to hate on great players because of their personality have no grasp of their reality.
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@LyesBouzidi10
You telling me this moment stopped Hazard to Man Utd. Yeah the Drogba agenda is about to start. You ruined everything.
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@ohnosharky
Sharky assembling the least aggressive arsenal haters to the next table to make his comeback comfortable.
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@Trujista
This isn't even just favoritism. It's manager politics. He can't make his 80m signing be a 3rd option RW. He just can't. The detriment of that is having to upset and eventually sell our 2 most technical attackers in Sancho and Amad. It's disgusting.
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I need to watch some more Sporting CP matches because Morten Hjulmand 🇩🇰 actually looks like a quality dm.
From his comps: Positional discipline, duels, cover yards, can hit a pass, reads the game.
Isn’t this exactly the development type player United/INEOS are looking for?
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Mourinho leaving Real Madrid, on his own accord, right before their UCL era. He built the foundation for Ancelotti and Zidane to thrive.
It was supposed to be you 💔
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@yoofnited
Now who creates for us to score goals? Or is this maybe the new toy syndrome striking again?
Not all pieces of the puzzles need to be painted in gold, if they dont fit together.
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@LyesBouzidi10
@sds_pod
«I think that’s very cheap analysis you can do better than that»
+ the passive aggressive underlip.
Yeah he’s rattled 😂😂
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@Be_serious23
There needs to be a scientific study of why ballers always end up injury prone. Im tired of this 🤦♂️
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@JackFawcett1704
I never got the "its not the fans job" argument. Like why even make the claim, if you dont know who to replace him with?
Surely by wanting someone out, its BECAUSE there are better options out there. Its like quitting a job, but not knowing the opportuinities out there.
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@TheFergusonWay
Such a dying industry man. Cant wait until the day everyone stops entertaining these "stories".
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@JackFawcett1704
But he also had WORLD CLASS saves that got us into the FA cup final and secured us top 4 🤷♂️ I do kinda miss those vital saves yes.
Onana single handedly cost us ucl, have we forgot about this?
Why Man Utd concede more goals than they score?
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@Seneziz
Kimmich out of all players is a weird agenda to have. Top player. Dont know about him this season though.
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@EthanTaIks
Based on what evidence? Its just guesswork.
Its simple. He is a floor raiser. He will always be dangerous on transition but thats it. He isnt a ceeling raiser. He cant unlock defence, once they defend deep. And thats his limit.
This has been the case for 5 years.
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@TheShowtimeReds
My favorite EVER player. Dribble, skills, left, right, chip, longshot, playmaking, assist, clutch, big game player, entertaining…
Had it all, complete winger.
- United dont win 07/08 double without him.
- Portugal dont win Euros without him.
-Robbed of pfa
Luis Nani 👌
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@elfayz_
Gaslighting us into thinking we misunderstood??😂
No one captions anything "What’s understood doesn’t have to be explained.." for such a basic point.
You literally said that him being a clinical striker is a MYTH. We didn't mishear you.
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@Trujista
I’ve struggled to see this genuine Dembele hype every game I’ve watched.
This guy literally got subbed out before HT in the world cup final. What have I missed?
The technical level of footballers and their IQ is always the main thing that will shine in big games.
And oppositely you see those too dependent on their physical game be a shell of themselves.
Sancho and Dembele
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@JackFawcett1704
Yeah, Real Madrid with Mbappe and Vinicius are really interested in another LW, who is also underperforming.
I like when nonsense news just tell you they are nonsense 😂 It saves you time.
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@EBL2017
Nope.
While going long isn't very sustainable, sometimes it's expected value in terms of probability of succeeding and value of going long is far greater than forcing build up play in very dangerous/vulnerable areas.
You lose sight of this in the path of trying to be "perfect"
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@LyesBouzidi10
The funny thing there is literally nothing going on between Real and Trent, but with the way Faysal is pushing this you would think they have weekly meetings or something 😂😂
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@AbzBusquets
The thing about "world class" is that everyone discuss it, but no one defines world class the same.😂 Saka, by the typical definition of being top 3 in your position, is world class. It just sounds weird because the overall level has dropped from what we are used to.
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