Jay Lagorio 🅅
@jaylagorio
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Massachutean in Maryland doing the work that needs to get done. Licensed Private Investigator. Hacks and NatSec, but in a weird way. CFP Board for @districtcon
@jay.lagor.io
Joined November 2008
Irony is dead.
BREAKING: White House announces it has eliminated the Department of Government Efficiency, in apparent cost-saving measure.
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Holy shit 😂
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Hello, do we have a new @Windows Ugly Sweater for this season orrrr
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we have entered the wonderful time of year where every single fire department in America gets to expense $500 to make a video of how to make a DIY turkey napalm strike in your garage for 12 likes on Facebook
Here's why it's a bad idea to deep fry a frozen turkey, courtesy of Volusia County Fire Rescue. 🎥 Brenno Carillo
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Billionaires side with fascists because fascism inherently protects billionaires.
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*Italian voice* that's-a one salty-a typhoon!
FCC just voted 2-1 to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom carriers, reversing rules adopted at the end of Biden admin. The telecom industry successfully lobbied against the rules, claiming they were too burdensome and that voluntary cooperation works better
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NOW DO IMESSAGE #beeperdesktop
Looks like Google reverse-engineered AirDrop’s protocol and came up with their own implementation! This is so cool! Now, if Apple deliberately breaks the interoperability and limits it to Apple devices only… I think Google might be able to build an antitrust case out of it
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My smartwatch, phone, and insulin pump have more compute power than existed on Earth in 1980. Surely this is ushering in a golden age of creativity. Right? @TEDx | Full talk: https://t.co/fTFu7cmxWZ
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@samfbiddle Always funny how the mantra "it takes money to make money" is considered an infallible truism in Serious Business™ right up until the nanosecond the money in question might be used to benefit the employees' quality of life. 🙂
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Congrats to whoever because this has hit every single group chat like the twin towers
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We're still in an airborne pandemic and there are no airborne mitigations so this checks
Sick days increased almost 14 per cent when public servants returned to office three days a week https://t.co/706uMC4TLc
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📣 Important announcement 📣 Our #BSidesPyongyang2025 badge serves as a “Get out of re-education camp free card”. Please make sure to wear it at all times, and show it to the DPRK guards if you are captured.
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Bryson Bort quote of the day: What is an ICS? Any computer over 20 years old @BSidesPyongyang
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DistrictCon has a student program for Year 1! Thanks to a generous donation, we will be sponsoring up to 10 students to attend @DistrictCon to deepen their connection to the DC hacker community. Applications are due by EOD Friday, November 28th. https://t.co/n7eGz97hZP
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The League of the Iroquois being a framework for the Constitution is pretty basic middle/high school history textbook stuff my guy sorry you didn't pay attention!
Less than 3 minutes into the Ken Burns documentary on the American Revolution, and we get: 1. White people are bad. 2. Native Americans had a centuries-old democracy before British colonists arrived. 3. Benjamin Franklin copied the Native American blueprint.
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Realizing I will never be as happy as when I was a teenager playing Grand Theft Auto with infinite missiles cheat enabled. Hits hard. I could sit on rooftop for an hour, eyes only periodically wetted by blinking in case I missed a single second of 318 polygon people burning.
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did i stutter
"working on a five year retrospective of the '30-50 feral hogs' moment for iheartradio"
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One of y’all finally dropped an actually “unpopular cybersecurity opinion” (sent to me in a DM).
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lizards mentioned i get to post my favorite video of all time
it’s so crazy to me that people live in places with lizards. imagine leaving your house and seeing a lizard
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