peelon musk
@jakesauser
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#DCStatehood #BlackLivesMatter #GoBlue #Titans #ALLCAPS #Nats
Washington, DC
Joined February 2011
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RT @allenanalysis: I wish conservatives understood one thing:. If it weren’t for blue states, the U.S. would be a third world country with….
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26, not too bad.
The average American has been to 5 of these cities. How many have you been too?. I’ll start, 14.
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RT @KrangTNelson: had to unfollow a dog I like on instagram bc his owner started posting stuff abt her life that had nothing to do with the….
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RT @SarahFPoetry: this story is absolutely unremarkable except in how it managed to combine almost everything it's socially acceptable to h….
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I'd rather have shitty bean toast than fascism, but you do you.
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And the vibes SUUUUUUUUCK.
Politics is just about the vibes now.
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So the GOP just voted to kick 17 million people off their health insurance and increase funding for ICE concentration camps by orders of magnitude. Hillary wasn't nearly mean enough when she called you people deplorable.
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Me watching sports on TV: Halftime is too damn long and I'm bored. Me attending any sporting event: Halftime needs to be longer, I barely have time to pee and refill my beer 🤣.
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FYI: Citizens are advised to avoid the east sidewalk on the Taft Bridge, located in the 2500 Block of Connecticut Avenue, NW, due to a swarm of bees hovering in the air. * DPW has been notified to assist. *.MPD is on the scene.
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RT @Havoc_Six: This is your annual reminder that the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco has lasted longer than the Confederacy did, and therefore….
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RT @adamjohnsonCHI: Honest q: is this first recession in US history started by literally one guy? Like not any systemic vulnerabilities or….
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RT @RetroAgent12: MAGAs are going to be so broke once these tariffs kick in that they're going to have to rent the libs instead of owning t….
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RT @DansCafeDC: If your group chat isn’t discussing:.- squirting liquor into your face.- playing Celine Dion on jukeboxes.- not playing poo….
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Ok if #severance doesn't sweep the Emmys, I'm going January 6th on the ass of the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU PIECES OF SHIT VOTE.
NEW - Trump job approval - didn't vote in 2024. 🟤 Disapprove - 83% (+70).🟢 Approve - 13%. Atlasintel #A+ - 3/12.
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. if DC wins this on behalf of a grateful nation, we get statehood right? Seems fair.
NEW: A judge denied @LiveNation's motion to dismiss our suit against them and @Ticketmaster for monopolizing the live event industry. Their monopoly illegally hikes live show costs for DC residents — and hurts artists, venues, and fans alike. Now, our case will move forward.
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