Dan's Cafe
@DansCafeDC
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Shut the fuck up and drink your squirt bottle
Adams Morgan, Washington, DC
Joined July 2017
Aaron Hernandez.
Who’s one fantasy player you’ll never draft again?.
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If u think the Epstein list is gonna be bad wait till you see the Dans list.
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If u think the Epstein list is gonna be bad wait till you see the Dans list.
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Enter code DANS on FanDuel because it’ll probably work and that’d be hilarious.
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We’re setting a two week window to stop serving squirt bottles.
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No one is better at sweeping sex scandals under the rug.
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If your group chat isn’t discussing:.- squirting liquor into your face.- playing Celine Dion on jukeboxes.- not playing pool.- secret plans to bomb Arab countries. You need to find a new circle- your network is your net worth!.
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I understand video(s) may have been released via a media outlet tonight. I hope this “warrants” the state to “search” for certain devices and certain tapes at a certain location. Thanks.
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“Presenting opposing views… Today the internet does that job”. [Cracks knuckles, rolls neck]. Ok, let’s fucking go, you book hawking penis in a muscle shirt.
I shared this note with the Washington Post team this morning:. I’m writing to let you know about a change coming to our opinion pages. We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets. We’ll cover other topics too.
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RT @richardbiancojr: @BarredinDC Probably not signature, or a cocktail, but, I've never seen some shit like this anywhere else. https://t.c….
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Welcome to Hipster Field at Gentrification Yards. Sushi sales end at the beginning of the 4th quarter.
A small architecture group is making a pitch for a new Commanders stadium at the RFK site. It's a long-shot effort, but the firm's director says he wants to influence conversations about the site. Here's my story: #RaiseHail #commanders
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Good thing his supporters already know how to get inside.
Due to the dangerously cold temperatures expected Monday, President-elect Trump's inauguration is moving indoors, sources tell @alaynatreene, @KateSullivanDC and me. Expect Trump and Vance to be sworn in inside the Capitol Rotunda.
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RT @BraddrofliT: “I’ll quit drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is the most alcoholic thing anybody has ever said.
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Amateur stuff. We only need 16hrs per week.
Progressive Hill staff are asking for a 32-hour workweek . "We write today to encourage you to consider adopting a proposal that would improve worker satisfaction, increase staff retention in Congress, and model a more sustainable approach to work on a national level."
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