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🇦🇲 Building Energy AI @dwildcatters 🤖, Raddad🤙, Engineer📐, EnergyBytes host 🎙️, energy tech, crypto 🚀, data💾, JDMs, diehard hog fan 🐗#WPS

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2 years
You need to watch this. No news outlets are covering it. The world is damn near silent on it. Over 100k people forcibly displaced from their homes after being starved for 9 months. Please educate yourself
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Is there a more heartbreaking thing in the world than being a razorbacks fan? 🐗.
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1 month
RT @wrightsbarbecue: Gage Wood will never pay for brisket again.
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2 months
How’s it possible, in the year of our lord 2025, that so many people still drive in the rain without their lights on. I just don’t understand, it’s so dangerous for everyone around you. Stop it.
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2 months
RT @NextWaveEFT: Here are the price differences for the avg american consumer from 2005 to 2025:. Groceries: +155%.Housing: +90%.Healthcare….
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2 months
Love that even AI is using terrible naming practices for the files it's writing. haha waiting for a _working_v1_final_final_good to pop out soon @cursor_ai FTW
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Going live with @Alexlsu10 and @wmarkmeyer talking about refracs at 10 am today .
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2 months
Just just jumped out of my tuck to check on neighboring driver (literally parked in traffic on the feeder road, head hanging straight down). Homie was straight up napping. That’s how bad traffic is on I-10. All bc of one off-ramp closure. #bangarang @TxDOTHouston you’re the best!.
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2 months
He’s got the answers right here
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Ken Day
2 months
The only issue is that you can’t simul-frac. Need 4 wells on pad for that. So, I give you the J-QUAD. Four j-hook wells at 1000’ well spacing, all 15k’. Reasonable 500’ step out. Who’s gonna make it happen?
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2 months
@clintbarnette I know you got a good one.
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2 months
What kinda questions you got for the live stream tomorrow on u-turn wells and drilling #eft? Pretty excited about this one. What you got @jrs_mesh
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2 months
RT @Grummz: Leeroy Jenkins turned 20 yesterday. Thanks for the memories. You made the whole dev team laugh and this is why we make the gam….
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2 months
Nothing better than a clean shotgun. Shoutout to the wife for letting me clean it on the kitchen counter.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
RT @LandmanLife: 🔝 RollCall, check in up top! 🔝 @pickeringenergy @laurapommer @wtxwife @eftwife @jfracson @fracslap @okie_j….
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2 months
Where were you born #eft? Images only.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Now brought to you by #ComfortColors if you find me at OTC tomorrow and show me collide on your phone you might just end up with a t-shirt
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2 months
Are there more aggressive driver in Houston than the @METROHouston bus drivers?
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Just zoom out #eft we are up 140% from Covid… disregard the blood 🩸
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
3 months
RT @GithubProjects: @Windows WSL - because sometimes the best way to use Windows is by running Linux inside it.
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