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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️

@jakalfayan

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🇦🇲 Building Energy AI @dwildcatters 🤖, Raddad🤙, Engineer📐, EnergyBytes host 🎙️, energy tech, crypto 🚀, data💾, JDMs, diehard hog fan 🐗#WPS

Katy, TX
Joined February 2010
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 years
You need to watch this. No news outlets are covering it. The world is damn near silent on it. Over 100k people forcibly displaced from their homes after being starved for 9 months. Please educate yourself
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Erika⚡️⚡️
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No dude all you have to do is put all 25M of your company PDFs and files through a document API then put them in a Vector DB then use RAG to find things and feed them to a custom fine tuned LLM sandbox and you’ll be able to ask it questions. It’s AI bro.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
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Taking my youngest to bag his first white tail and hopefully some dove. There’s nothing better than unplugging and touching grass.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
22 days
"We didn't exit the stone age because we ran out of stone. Just like we won't exit the hydrocarbon age because we run out of hydrocarbons” Live stream with Chad Koury just dropped over on @collide_io. Stay tuned to the end to see live rock licking!
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
1 month
I got to nerd out with my favorite finance bro and #collider the best AI salesman in the oilfield @nimblephatty if you want to know what we do at collide, you need to check out the full episode.
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Chuck Yates (He / His / Him)
1 month
Loved nerding out on data with @jakalfayan on this week’s podcast…..
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Mr greyhound bus just did it too
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
The school bus cuts you off last minute to get on the on-ramp…
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
You know you’re in Houston when…
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Every. Single. time.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Why do I have to get off I-10 to go west? Or onto 35 to go east… I want to understand it so bad but everytime I’m here I get more confused.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Is there a more cluster fucked downtown Interstate situation worse than San Antonio? Dfw collectively comes in a tie for second with Austin.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
LSU, Ole Miss, OU, ms state, vandy, Kentucky, sc, auburn, Florida, bama, Missouri. in that order
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Feel like I’m taking crazy pills @BunkiePerkins gimme some slightly biased advice here
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
2 months
Missouri and Arkansas is a fake rivalry. For the love of god pick any other team. Hog fans don’t care about that game. Bring back lsu after thanksgiving
@On3sports
On3
2 months
NEW: Predicting the permanent annual opponents for every College Football SEC team via @Andy_Staples👀 Do you agree? 🤔 https://t.co/rFHj5t4Fdp
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Core of the core of the core
3 months
LMAO
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
3 months
.@teamsnap got a team newsletter sent to me from the coach with my wife’s name on it but my wife has no access to any of that. It’s from someone else email but has her name as the send. Please explain asap.
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
3 months
One of my favorite things about working at collide. Is our show and tells. Once or twice a month we order lunch and let everyone show off what they’ve been working on. Great for culture, great for internal communication and eduction. Shoutout @FracSlap & team for implementing!
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
4 months
Is there a more heartbreaking thing in the world than being a razorbacks fan? 🐗
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@wrightsbarbecue
Wright's Barbecue
5 months
Gage Wood will never pay for brisket again
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⚡️John Kalfayan⚡️
5 months
How’s it possible, in the year of our lord 2025, that so many people still drive in the rain without their lights on. I just don’t understand, it’s so dangerous for everyone around you. Stop it.
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@NextWaveEFT
NextWave EFT
5 months
Here are the price differences for the avg american consumer from 2005 to 2025: Groceries: +155% Housing: +90% Healthcare: +120% Education: +58% ——— Gasoline: 0% Over that 20 yr span the US Oil and Gas Industry became a global energy superpower. This ^ is the result.
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