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People ask what we mean when we say “by players, for players”
@Phenomaly
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Currently looking to join a poker cheating ring.
Will wear bulky device in skin tight pants
Will short buy
Will VPIP low
Will target the best in the world
Will butcher half my hands
Will get it in behind in equity
Will give the money back
DMs are open!
@ask_aubry
Let’s not forget she was already leaving due to his negligence alone; she gave him one last chance and he used that chance so say “paternity test”
Made my first ever day 4 and I’ve already more than doubled my Hendon Mob! Lol. 660k coming back to 50kbb. I’m very confident in my short stacked game. No reason we can’t win it!
@mkonnikova
@CardsChat
@PokerStarsLIVE
#PSPC
I have lied about my hand & lied about my thought process for strategy. And out of embarrassment.
At the start I couldn’t even explain my thought process cuz I didn’t know what I was doing or why I was doing it. Didn’t stop me from chattering on about some rubbish to save face.
I know
@RobbiJadeLew
already agreed to a polygraph on the
@Joeingram1
show
But have we even asked her to take the submersion test?
If she floats she’s a witch. If she drowns she is innocent.
Simple!!
Hey
@Joeingram1
Watching 3 nights in a row just waiting until we begin to analyze garret’s outfits and who he might be sleeping with.
does he have any impossible hands?
#Where
does his money come from? Can he prove it? Does he know any staff members?
Fair and balanced.
@mtgreenee
Interesting how you claim to be Georgia’s “congresswomen-elect”in a state that you say the election isn’t decided and is largely fraudulent. Which is it?
oh…I’m sorry…did you think I was done tweeting about besss frennn??
Well too bad!
@Angelajordison
leads final 9 players in
@TVPokerRoom
@WSOP
circuit $1,700 main event w 25% of the chips in play.
Yes, just 2 days after winning the high roller. Unfollow if you hate fun!
@CrackingAAces
Don’t show the dealer. We don’t need to shame him
Probably his first day at a new job in a new industry.
It’s a bad mistake. But nobody died.
🧵 I need to confess: RTA at live poker is possible. How do I know? I’ve done it. A thread 🧵
The year was 2008. I bought a little card at the airport shop. Like a blackjack basic strategy card. But for Texas Holdem!
I. WAS. PUMPED.
(1/6)
@ynwatp
I cleaned Whoopi Goldberg’s hotel room in 1999 and she left me a $20 tip with a note that said “thanks”
This was BIG. Most tips were $0-$2. I usually got hyped up for a $5
Reunited with my buddy Tara from the ladies Final table....played our last 3 hours together tonight
@WSOP
#wsopME
@CardsChat
I bagged 1.5milly she bagged 1.25
@BJNemeth
My bestest bestie
@Angelajordison
is 2nd in chips at final table of
@WSOP
$1k freezout. Wish her luck. They play down tonight if you wanna come get loud.
Quiet people need not apply
Character defining moments occur when a person must choose between doing what’s right and doing what’s easy. Sometimes at great personal cost. I hope if my integrity is tested I will react as well as
@Angry_Polak
has.
I just tested positive for covid. Symptoms began Friday night test was yesterday. I played at the Rio and Resorts World Thursday. I played at the Wynn Wednesday I played at Rio day 2 ABD Tuesday. I can’t remember everyone I played with but if that’s you maybe go get tested.
@thillermann
@OhNoSheTwitnt
The messed up part about this is that if she’s only considering the best options for herself she is correct. If she’s considering the best thing for other females he will do this to she should sacrifice herself. But make no mistake...she would be sacrificing herself. Career over
@aud_bowler
“What happened to the last girl Jerry?”
“Can’t do it. She’s a serial snoozer”
“Awe come on jerry most people hit snooze”
“Not like this. EVERY 9 MINUTES for over an hour with the beeping and the button hitting!!”
“Over an hour”
“Yes! An hour!!”
Ready for storytime with Jacki? In 2008 I won my first poker tourney at
@Muckleshoot_C
first place was $860. I asked and waited for a security escort to my car because I was too nervous to walk around with so much money. 😂😂
@annehelen
And I wonder: maybe a lower birthrate is what women want; what we CHOOSE when we have more control over our destinies. Is it possible our female ancestors would have chosen something different than raising 4-10 kids if they had those choices?
My soul is heavy at all the racist venom I heard at the poker tables this weekend. Several times directed at minority players. The offenders were eventually banned. But I want to know what we can do as a poker community to improve this? And make all players feel welcome and safe
We thought we made good time on our first transaction. Once we saw the 20 year olds sprint past us we took our winded asses right to the bar and spent your remaining $9
Thanks for the beer
@TBensbenz
Thanks for the company
@sarahkstefan
Came back the next day and chopped 3 ways. (3 were paid again)
I couldn’t understand why they didn’t ALL have a card like mine. “This thing prints money!!!” I thought.
Now I can see the error of my ways and I would like to apologize to the poker community. (6/6)
@GmanPoker
I don't really blame your reactions even though I lean toward she didn't cheat. But I also think the calls to put the money in some type of escrow are very valid.
@TuckonSports
I just moved up from $1/3 to $2/5 and I’m DOMINATING these recs. Should I quit my job? My bankroll is $3k and I have 4 roommates. My cell phone is 20% of my net worth.
Brain: this isn’t the best board for me to Cbet. But my hand has no real equity. No backdoors. May as well try to turn it into a cheap bluff
Him: raises
Ego: you know what? Fuck this guy! I’m all in!
I’d like to thank my ego for my suckout double up tonight.
#potthatbitch
@RobbiJadeLew
@RealKidPoker
Hopefully this will put an end to
#pantsgate
but we still need answers about why a human sitting in the same chair for hours would sometimes wiggle, fidget or drink water.
looking to sponsor an Oregon player who is a US military veteran in the WSOP salute to warriors event being held on 7-2-19. I will pay 100% of the $500 buy in for 50% share of the winnings. Player/veteran is responsible for their own travel expenses. Please tag OR vets!
We have received an outpouring of inquiries from people asking how they can donate to help us send veterans to
@wsop
salute to warriors event, so we have created this gofundme.
Depending on the results we may end up sending more than 5 veterans.
@DoanFam
@ymmayer
Dental hygienist here. You are shaming your patients Dr. Fam, whether you intend to or not. You can’t help them if they don’t come back.
My Twitter timeline as of late:
1) Why don’t more women play poker?
2)Women should be forced to have babies whether they like it or not!
3) Yuck why aren’t all women tiny? I prefer tiny women.
4) here is a tiny woman playing poker in bunny ears. Is this good?
I understand we want to focus more on positive body image, especially in a time where people are more critical of themselves than ever (primarily from social media), but putting obese people on the cover of sports illustrated sends a horrible message about health and well being.
@dumbshortscathy
@katiedimartin
Her call IS insane and he is not being a baby to question it.
Also his reputation is spotless
I still do NOT think she cheated.
I do not know her at all, but disclaimer we do share a coach
I think it’s a huge, unfortunate misunderstanding.
Signed, a female poker player
Omg
@phil_hellmuth
too? On a live stream? WTF? TBH, this kind of shit makes me not want to play poker anymore. And Its my main hobby. Poker needs a hero. FAST.
I have no words this is unreal! Truly so honored and excited. I had really tough competition and loved all the entries. I’d like to offer the other 5 finalists a 1% freeroll on my tourney results.
@KristyArnett
@LeftyWriting
@gaucho2121
@aseefo
@JustChristyB
DM me for info
@TomWheaton_
@WPT
@wpt_global
@FadedSpadeBrand
I’m so excited to nominate
@devvynpdx
for this opportunity
Beloved by her colleagues and customers, Devin shines in the industry for her skill, creativity and professionalism
With 11 years dealing experience you might recognize her from things like…
(1/3)
@Bea__Esser
@ellle_em
So…she saved up a bunch of her OWN money for her own unpaid maternity leave. And he…blew ALL his money on an unnecessary venue then took ALL the baby shower money? Omfg. Does he not even realize he should be saving for maternity leave too? I think he just glossed over that
@bp22
I couldn’t disagree more. Do you know how much the teachers have to interact with both parents and kids for remote learning to even be mildly successful? Lots of small breakouts with 2-3 struggling kids. Lots of emails back n forth with parents
Hey
@GGPoker
if you’re casting season 2 of GoG don’t overlook
@Angelajordison
not only is she a hilarious, friendly crusher, but she’s also a diversity GOLD MINE! Female, minority and senior all in one!
@The_Ada_Rhodes
Hello Dr Rhodes. It’s a good 1st try but garrett will go all in with MANY hands on the turn. You can never solve for 1 hand but a range of hands. Poker players have software to help us calculate these ranges and we study them. You need to assign him a RANGE of likely hands.
@smallblocks15
@PlumPandaBear
@wordisbond
Agree. Wish it weren’t the case but as an employee small businesses are the worst employers I’ve had. Everything you ask for is like a personal attack on them; and the things they ask from you an HR dept would never allow.
Today a patient asked my coworker “where are you from?”
Coworker “Russia”
Patient “wow. I thought you would be too embarrassed to admit that”
Please don’t do this. Don’t turn on everyday hardworking people; no matter where they are from.
Well antivaxx Twitter has been made aware that Me and my situation exist and the harassment has begun. But at least I can ignore all that while I root for
@Ace5Rob
to win the
@wsop
main event!
@VanessaKade
@WSOP
At this point it doesn’t even matter if it’s a real shooter or not. The risk is too real and high we have to run for it and scatter thereby assuming other risks and losses. Ancillary damage of gun culture run amok.
#Freedumb
@AllenKessler
Oh my. And this comes on the heels of the $4 bread incident.
Just know that my thoughts are with you and it’s always darkest before the dawn.
Good luck to besss frennn
@Angelajordison
sitting in 3rd of 11. Restart is in 20 mins
I’ve got my eyes on both the
@gpi
mid majors and ladies POY leaderboards.
Day 2 of the
@ChoctawDurant
Circuit Main Event is underway!
Angela Jordison is the current chip leader halfway through Day 2 and the 48 remaining players are competing for a top prize of $274,916, a gold ring and a seat in the TOC!
Live Updates:
Attention
@wsop
poker players. I found a Belgian passport in the hallway name is Kristof Belg, I have turned it in to a wsop floor staff. Please spread the word if you know this guy or any Belgians
@CarolynMcNabb7
@squirlkit
@shesbonky
Yes, Carolyn you can comment.
And we can comment back that we will die on this hill (wearing stretchy pants which gives us a tactical advantage over your prairie skirt)
Your idea of “appropriate” attire is archaic & dying & misogynistic.
But yeah you’re allowed to say it.
@AndySlater
Yeah if you simply open Vegas everyone will flock there. 🙄 They’ll jump on planes & head to your restaurants. TONS of companies and industries will book conventions ASAP lol. I get that it sucks. It sucks for us all. Casinos are the definition of non-essential and high risk
Hey guys sorry if it wasn’t clear I’m kidding and being sarcastic.
I don’t suspect
@GmanPoker
of anything nefarious but I am pointing out how annoying it is to hear and read so much of the community dragging this woman through the mud and picking apart her private life.
@VictoriaL_64
Publicly complaining about this kind of petty shit makes all women in poker look like “fragile victims” and detracts credibility from legitimate issues.
That dad joke is NOT a big deal
We aren’t entitled to move through the world expecting others to walk on eggshells around us
Busted tag team.
@Angry_Polak
doubled through us then that same beautiful luck box got us for the remaining crumbs.
For the record…I’m Not claiming I played either hand properly 😆😆
Good luck everyone!!!
Hey
@ADT
I’m very disappointed in your businesses practices. My mother died 18 days ago I’ve spent 4+ hours on the phone with your reps today trying to get the service cancelled. All they do is transfer me to other departments. Half the time I get hung up on. I went full Karen
@Joeingram1
I’m a female poker player and I think she’s hilarious!!! Maybe it’s because I have no class, but I only want to see more! This game is for fun and money. I’m gonna slide into her DMs