Didn’t think trolling a pervert over his nasty nutsack was gonna go down as one of my greatest life achievements, but here we are… 🤗🤣 Gg Coke Can Greg. ☠️

Starting an IG page for long drive golf & fitness related content. Would like to kick it off with a fun video montage summarizing where/how I started, progressions, bloopers etc. Any wizards interested in a job? Hmu. Documented pretty much everything, so no shortage of footage.

Just want to make sure Randall continues to get all the attention he deserves. https://t.co/eZ5M2OjXSH

@LasVegasLocally Was insane how quickly a bit of smoke turned into a giant blaze. Being that close to the 15 & so many other buildings? Have to imagine it could have become catastrophic real fast…😬 Props & ty to @LasVegasFD for prompt response. They were all over it. 🙌🏽🫡

Saw this unfold in real time last night. 😳 I was going to post but couldn’t find a clever caption which annoyed the hell out of me. Just showed this to kiddo & he snap goes “What’s red & smells like blue paint?” Damn it. Doesn’t even have social media & crushes me. 🙄

My friend is fostering this cutie girl, Aly who they think is no older than 2 years old. She was treated the absolute worst, malnourished and not taken care of at all so she needs someone patient who is willing to work with her. She is ALMOST fully potty trained, has been

The offspring scored a 35 (perfect is 36) on the ACT. That puts him in top 99.5% of test results nationwide. I get caught up on spelling the word ‘definitely’ correctly every.single.time. Parental run good is real. Lfgggggggg!!!!🤯🤷🏻‍♀️🙌🏽🥳

Step one: Ask @ArtParmann if you can borrow his pretty @table1vegas card protector to take a pic #ForTheGram Step two: Immediately punish him in a hand, taunt as chips are sent your way and film #ForTheGram Step three: Post. #ForTheGram *and Twitter Ez game. 💸🔥🤣 #Aria

Lots of division today but hopefully we can all come together and agree on the obvious: My Election Day outfit slaps. 🇺🇸 ✌🏽

I am obsessed with this. Unfortunately I don’t speak Spanish but honestly, not even necessary. Bitch slap clip has me crying. 😭🤣🙌🏽 Ty @PokerNoticias @Table1Vegas

Making a straight flush is always gonna be pretty rad. But showing down TWO straight flushes in a single hand while also coolering the SHIT outta everyone in the process? My GAWD!!! The stuff dreams are made of. 😱🤯😍💸💸💸🤩 Thanks @Table1Vegas for the double board PLO bomb

Golf bet might be over but my long drive aspirations are not. Some current process for those interested: Still stuck in 275 area as max measured distance with full swing. 😏 Been doing a lot of drill work at both @fiveirongolf & outdoor range. While using exaggerated slow

Don’t miss part 2 of last week’s @Table1Vegas podcast. ⬇️ *I give more details on the golf bet. How it came to be. How it started to unravel & ultimately the lame excuse he used for backing out. 🏌🏻‍♀️🙄 *We talk about my deep run(s) in the WSOP main event which really just turns

Dear Poker Community, I believe my beautiful son, Daniel, suffered from undiagnosed depression. I believe that he masked his condition and did not let anyone, not even those who loved him most, know how badly he was suffering. I believe the stress and isolation of his beloved

I’ve done plenty of podcasts in my life but none like this… If having ‘too much fun’ was a thing? It’d perhaps apply here. Thankfully, that’s just not a thing. 😉 #MimosasFtw #MakingPokerAndPodcastsFunAgain #Table1Vegas

Was a reminder that if I put my mind to something? I’m capable of so much more than I give myself credit for. Also, suck it haters. 😘😜 Next goal? 300 yards. LFG. 💪🏽 I’ll end with some bloopers. There were a lot. 🤣

Was I a favorite to win the bet had it actually happened? No. Would I have been drawing dead? Absolutely not. Sucks the bet didn’t go down but I’m glad it was made.