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before the woke era we’d call that parking the bus
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Cats in school were telling me that stood for “Arsenal is gay” and I believed them
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Broke onto the scene, won a league title, we all clocked he was mid, disappeared off the face of the earth. He knew the game
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She got that Trevor Chalobah build
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This used to happens bares back in the day but when that upcoming superstar from a foreign league had a breakout game in the UCL it used to move mountains, endorphins were unreal
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These are the type of dudes that make up like 40% of that £1bn
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Jackson I’ll remember your performance even if no one wants to
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Can’t lie the way his return would lift the atmosphere by like 1000x….BRING
🚨 Thomas Tuchel would consider a return to Chelsea in the summer transfer window, if Todd Boehly can swallow his pride and bring him back.
{SportBILD via Sport Witness}
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Nunezsanity won a penalty and injured the goalkeeper, these are the intangibles that don’t appear on statsheets
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Ay Tim Sherwood was right 😭😭😭😭😭
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Kate Abdo’s man gave IElhassadi the drop this morning
@M_Bas1
Haaland was getting grilled for big 6 away goals last szn pre arsenal when henry has 1 each at whl,anfield and old trafford in 8 szns
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I’ve clocked it people underrate Klopp tactically because they ain’t got tactico nerds in their fanbase micro-analysing every little thing he does
There’s no reason to think arteta isn’t better thank Klopp at this point outside of trophy logic
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They won like 5 titles whilst Adolf Hitler was invading Poland ffs come on let’s be serious
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Man Utd fans in the quotes flexing to Enzo that Mason Mount won a UCL….for Chelsea
Enzo Fernández to Mount as it went 4-3: "This is Chelsea, you c**t, coward, coward, coward." [
@SC_ESPN
via
@AlbicelesteTalk
]
#cfc
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Forgot who it was that said it but apparently academy ballers knew it was long when it was time to play against this lot 😭😭😭
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Nahhhhh man can’t believe we’re missing out on the Europa League knockouts
Enjoy your 9th win of the year little Chelsea, we’ll be enjoying the Europa League knockouts 💯
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It took 5-10secs to register in Mudryk’s brain that we scored
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Sffacshsvshsvxhvdd they blew our back out 😭😭😭😭
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So funny because just before the first Romero red we had Spurs on the ropes, scored 2 disallowed goals and missed a big chance (compared to their deflected goal)
Chelsea fans shouldn’t even celebrate. Just get on the district line and go back to Fulham. Nasty performance
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The Kepa pen and the Mount miss gets spoken about bares but Pulisic missed like 4 sitters combined in both finals
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I really like Gallagher but I 100% understand why some Chelsea fans hate him because this gaslighting is so nauseating
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Seeing that Declan Rice comp the other day is making me appreciate that Caicedo pass bares
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O’Neil when that “Sky breaking news - Iraola sacked” drops mid MNF
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Us being top 4 second half of the season alongside all of the stupid results as well is pretty hilarious
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Killing me how we’re basically living their life from the past but with 10x worse players
💡Pochettino :oh i have an amazing idea, instead of playing a simple 3 back I'll just put Kimpempe as a full backs.
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THIS COACH.
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Because “I’m signing for the team that has finished in 3rd place and has not won a trophy for 8 years” doesn’t slap quite as much as this
Huh. I wonder why Hazard’s agent vetoed a move to Arsenal when the player wanted to join. I guess we’ll never know.
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Look how cringe these lot are, cheering on a former player but booing Sanchez, Colwill and Caicedo…that’s gotta he racist
Alexis Mac Allister’s goal today has just made this whole thing that much more difficult to take.
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We were unreal that day for literally no reason
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Nah man Endo was so good today, you were so so lucky
Klopp on failed signings in the summer:
“My god, we were lucky!” 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s clear something is being built here and the sooner guys accept we lost yesterday at one of the toughest away grounds in the league due to 5mins of pure head-loss then you’ll realise it ain’t all that doom and gloom
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Copping a title whilst Pep was figuring out the league and copping a UCL on his dome when he was fraud in Europe
If you’ve never seen your team in a title race against a Guardiola team you can never talk to me about “the run in” I’m sorry.
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Can you stop tweeting about our players please
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This Chelsea team should’ve battered the life out of that Man Utd team home and away and won neither game
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Our shade is now green
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Wonder which club had him and sold him to accommodate Arrizabalaga
Marcin Bułka. The best complete GK in 2023/24 bar Alisson. The best GK on the market👀
Colossus presence, 6’6”, great ball-player, amazing shot stopper, penalty specialist🧤
An elite GK hiding at OGC Nice, but he can’t hide much longer🔍
The GK I want at Arsenal🤝🏽
[THREAD]
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Anyone who hasn’t already noticed, please just watch Sterling when our left hand side is getting attacked
Pochettino does not trust Madueke defensively, and he is regarded as a “light trainer”, the Argentine also prefers an experienced head in attack, favouring Sterling. Mykhailo Mudryk is regarded as a hard worker according to sources.
#CFC
Hopefully tomorrow will mark a change.
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Palmer shushing Anfield might make him my top 3 Chels players ever all things considered
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Liverpool fans “remember when the fans sang that Allez chant in the 115th minute🥺🥺”
Arsenal fans “the way Arteta has engineered and orchestrated the crowd to sing in unison to evoke the mental reaction within the team to perform the new 3-2-3-1-1 shape was special”
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Shoutout to him, he pulled off this one tackle in the first half that made the whole of wembley gasp
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This would’ve been top 5 memory supporting Chelsea if Mount didn’t…
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Just from the fact you’ve referred to him as “Nelli” you’re an Arsenal fan, hold this block/mute and never appear on my timeline again
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Nah I’m crying at how Poch celebrated that was a man preparing his CV 2mins prior to that goal
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These lot would sell the mother’s liver on the black market just to be victims on the timeline
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Cat was black, it’s just covered in burga sauce
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Remember celebrating this like a goal, what a game acshsvshsvshs
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….we’ve been 2 UCLs and 2 Prems since you’ve last been good?
Like I said, no matter how bad we are we'll never be as bad as Chelsea. That's a level we haven't sunk to yet
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Btw y’all felt what life was like without Silva or was it just me
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I’ll pay good money to get Hazard’s name out of these Somali’s mouths
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Someone please link that Havertz vs Man Utd 2022 at Old Toilet to them
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Peep the replies 😭😭this cat was bought for £90m
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If Chilwell and Gallagher got hooked at HT for their performance on Wednesday how do they deserve to start the very next game?
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The keeper is shit here because he’s dogshit as a whole but fuckin hell imagine your centre back trying to a buy a foul in that position 😭😭😭😭😭
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You’d hear about them badding up a certain league but when they did against a super team in the UCL the world would wake up
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“Andrey Santos” “Deivid Washington” “Cesare Casadei” “Angelo” “Moscardo” “Matos” “Petrovic”
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“Anfield South”
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We were the worst team in existence last year and still managed to top the group
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On everything I own this chant genuinely gives me goosebumps
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Never let this co commentator back at the Bridge, he’s being paid by Gallagher
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We only ever hear it from Sept-Dec then all of a sudden….
Havent seen anyone trying to downplay Hazard in ageeeees, wonder why
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This guy has been a Chelsea fan for like 1 month and has seen Palmer score 9 goals, I remember the days i had to wait 12 months for Torres to crack that figure
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Call me deluded but I still think we make a strong push for top 4 second half of the season
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@MikeRaps2
Think with Haaland the wake up game was vs PSG but yeah, there was also Mbappe when he scored against City in 2017
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He’s…been playing in that exact same position for us? Just say you don’t watch darg and keep it stepping
Gallagher with Lavia & Caicedo behind. Space invader like palace days. Hell score goals.
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Fat alcoholic domestic abusing Chelsea fans are angry that he (a non white alcoholic) bought a ticket over true Chelsea fans (white alcoholic)
الحمدلله الحمدلله الف الف الف مبرووووووك لكل جمهوووور فخرررر لندن ثلاث نقاااااط عظييييمة ومهمة جداً اللهم لك الحمد💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Wembley director’s box
🚨 | After completing the London Marathon, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is aiming to get to the second half of
#mufc
’s
#EmiratesFACup
semi-final vs Coventry City. [
@MikeKeegan_DM
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There’s a “this is what £1bn gets you” tweet that’s gonna go platinum tomorrow night
Pochettino: "The squad tomorrow will have too many young guys involved from the academy."
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No other person has that picture in their gallery barring those guys and probably their parents
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#they
are starting to see it
🚨🗣️ Ian Wright on Nicolas Jackson:
"I watched him fully again [during Chelsea’s 2-2 draw with Aston Villa] and I have watched him in the last three or four games and the chances that he has missed always take precedent when people are talking about him, but I am seeing that…
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Calling them all her brothers, this is the equivalent of a manager who’s about to lose his job playing a back 5
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This thought goes through my head at least once every hour
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Offside rule was introduced 20 years after Arsenal’s first title hmmm
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@CFCDaily
I can deadarse make a starting 11 with subs of players we’ve bought that simply don’t exist
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These man getting ready for a long coach trip to Cobham and leaving with a 9-0 booting
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Just imagined Hojlund scoring that Jackson goal and some acne spots grew on my face
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A “country” in the European Union, based in Asia that’ll play in Copa America
The Israel Football Association has signed a new agreement with CONMEBOL which they “very much hope” will enable the Israel national team to take part in future editions of the Copa America.
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I genuinely think outside of the first 12mins we were comfortably the better team, Tottenham imploding has masked over this (and rightfully so tbf)
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This is not a great goal i dont care man, it’s just a Kepa mistake
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Tommy Garratt Chels takes are valid
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Chelsea win, Utd lose, City back in the title race. What a successful Saturday
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Kompany getting a red card because the ref clocked his suit plus baseball cap drip
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Not even tryna be that guy but how do Man Utd put a performance up like that and will probably somehow scam a win but we’ll play half as bad and get trounced 4-1
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@B4LDB4ST4RD
Jackson did a side mission at left wing yesterday and looked perfectly in place there, as well as basically being a relatively rookie striker and stats wise performing at a pretty high level. Whilst the only thing I’ve seen from Hojlund is he’s pretty physical and that’s about it
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Any Chelsea fan that uses terms like “we have high standards” and “hounding out a manager is for the better of the club” are literally glory hunters
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Makes me cringe so hard when other fanbases are trying to be angry for us. Like dawg i watch this team every week i know who’s good and who ain’t
Did Cole Palmer score from open play against:
1st Liverpool - ❌️
2nd City - ❌️
3rd Arsenal - ❌️
4th Villa - ❌️
5th Spurs - ❌️
6th Utd - ✅️
7th Brighton - ❌️
8th West Ham - ❌️
9th Wolves - ✅️
10th Newcastle - ❌️
12th Fulham - ❌️
13th Palace - ❌️
2/12 poor.
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