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Let’s just all relax for a minute man
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Have they ever lost a game and said “fair enough we wasn’t the better side” ?
"CLEAR & OBVIOUS!" 😠
A deflated Mikel Arteta repeats the same phrase with the
@Arsenal
boss secretly fuming with decisions in defeat at Villa Park 🥵
🔗
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Fucks he on about
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Do you know how mad of a goal this is
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My heart stopped. I thought that was Lukaku on the right
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Joe Cole in the build up…wow
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Pocketed by Chilwell might be the worst thing that can happen to you
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Like clockwork
£65m on Kai Havertz has stalled Arsenal’s progress for 4 years. Absolute nothing player. Nothing to his game. This cringey blind faith bullshit fans do pretending he’s an elite player, absolute waste of money
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2-2 if we’re lucky
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Some Chelsea fans were calling for Osimhen all summer when we literally have Erling Haaland’s idol, tears in my eyes man
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I personally think it’s pretty cool that Women’s Football is becoming very serious in my life time
🚨EXCLUSIVE🚨
Chelsea are monitoring the situation around Lena Oberdorf.
The WSL Champions are looking to bolster their midfield and view the Wolfsburg star as a key long term acquisition.
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Musiala better be careful flirting with Chels players on Instagram comments. Give us one more sign and we’ll sign you as well fella
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Horrible driver, beautiful left foot.
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Just spat out my protein shake. €40m doesn’t even get you Lauren James
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Who the fuck do these man think they are?
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Jesus Christ man
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You have to put football aside sometimes and really respect this! I’m personally wishing Brighton all the worst for the upcoming season. Do your worst lads.
Good luck to Levi Colwill - fantastic player who I hope thrives at Chelsea and was well deserving of a new contract.
Shame Chelsea wouldn’t let him come back to us but I’ll be giving him a warm welcome back at the Amex next season. 🤝🔥
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He wanted to come back…
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Nkunku in goal scoring form and we’re only 38 points away from top 4
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You wanna mention his name you weirdos?
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This is hilarious because this is an actual picture of Chelsea parading the Champions League trophy😭😭😭
Loving this. The way their fans were reacting to the win last night is just about summed up in this photo. Wish I could give credit to the person that did it.
At least they can now also hold a goal of the month award.
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They’re at stage 3 already wtf
I know I'm not the only Manchester United fan who believes Mason Mount will prove his doubters wrong, and show everyone why Erik ten Hag has so much faith in him.
🏴❤️
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On a serious note, whoever advices Romeo Lavia should be sacked immediately. I honestly can’t believe he rejected the opportunity to work for Klopp in a team where he’d walk right into the midfield. Not to mention the quality around him. Instead he chose money & the bench.…
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Did a Newcastle fan just say “warra trophy” to a Chelsea fan? I must’ve misheard that surely
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Whole world turned against Chels and Trivago stayed. They have a friend forever
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Proper upsetting, if only we had a chance to get revenge on City and beat them in the biggest game they’ve played in their clubs history.
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That celebration…he’s a Chelsea legend
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Not once in the game did he stand out, he’s actually worse than I thought
Jude Bellingham's game by numbers vs Chelsea:
69 touches
8 duels won
3 successful dribbles
3 tackles made
2 chances created
1 shot
Chelsea bid incoming. 😉
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The commentator just said he didn’t see Kovacic go on runs for Chelsea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nico Jackson I owe you my life
Had Munoz booked, Palmer assist and ended up being a selfish prick and added Jackson to score. Fuming
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Madrid paid £60m for a 15 year old child, United spent £100m on a fidget spinner. Enzo is overpriced yes but if you think Chelsea are “ruining” the market then you was dropped as a child. Several times.
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When do we start looking at a new medical team?
❌ Mykhailo Mudryk
Chelsea squad in training this morning ahead of facing Luton Town on Friday 🔵
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GARNACHO U LITTLE FUCKING ELLEN DEGENERES LOOK ALIKE U SIT ON STAMMY BRIDGE ADVERTISEMENT BOARDS AGAIN IMA PUT U IN A FUCKING SPLIFF.
LOVE
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Tough watch
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Mount to United
Antony to United
Maguire to United
Di Maria to United
Onana to United
Sancho to United
Off the top of my head
Gun to your head, Name a bigger waste of money than Moises Caicedo
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It’s quite sad how the assist is pretty simple (still good) yet I haven’t seen a Chelsea player do it consistently for years
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You’ll never guess what this reply was too
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At this moment in time he was 2nd to Messi as the best player in the world.
Back where it all began! My home town! Thank you everyone in Braine-le-Comte and all those that went to the Hazard Village!! 🇧🇪 🏡
#family
#fifaworldcup
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Imagine claiming you’re a “big club” and your team has never won this beautiful trophy.
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The technique pro ballers use to hit the ball is actually so beautiful. This is years of hard work and great muscle memory
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Goosebumps. The fact they went on to turn their season around and get top 4 is class.
🔴 All or Nothing: 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹
After losing our first three Premier League games of 21/22, the boss delivered this... ❤️
📺 Prime Video: August 4 |
#AONArsenal
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Something dodgy about a Saudi team managed by Gerrard helping Liverpool clear the books🧐
🚨 Jordan Henderson leaning towards accepting life-changing Al Ettifaq offer. 33yo set to decide imminently. Would quadruple Liverpool wages. Gerrard driving pursuit. If Henderson approves, clubs will immediately hold talks on deal
@TheAthleticFC
#LFC
#SPL
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Before I go again I just wanna say fuck Poch, fuck Gallagher, fuck Chilwell and fuck Sterling
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May Chelsea’s suffering end in the new year, may we all stay healthy and may we all make a lot of money.
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He’s also outperforming £60m Mount, £100m Antony £70m Casemiro
Find it jokes that Gallagher is comfortably outperforming £100m Enzo and Caicedo this season
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The night where time stood still
🚨 Liverpool reach agreement with Brighton to sign Moises Caicedo for British record £110m.
#BHAFC
held auction using midnight deadline.
#LFC
highest bidder,
#CFC
at £100m. Personal terms a formality + medical planned for Friday in Liverpool
@TheAthleticFC
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Yeah I’ve found my current Chelsea leader.
🎙️Disasi urges resurgent Blues to 'stay humble' as Carabao Cup final looms:
"Just because we played well in the last three games doesn’t mean we should say, ‘Chelsea are back’".
✍️
@NizaarKinsella
#CFC
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Cobham core mixed with South American and French ballers. What have we created..
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LIVERPOOL bid MORE MONEY than CHELSEA and still got REJECTED. Do you know how fucking funny that is?
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Miguel Almiron and Isak are fit and will return for Newcastle vs Chelsea. (
@CraigHope_DM
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#CFC
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Maatsen is a better winger than Sterling and a better full back than Chilwell.
Horrible situation.
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Bruv
That Brentford loss was so fucking unnecessary. Our recent form would’ve looked beautiful and a draw Vs City would’ve been huge.
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The boy hugging his dad in the crowd Fuarkkkk this is football
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One of Chelsea’s worst players last season is currently starting for Arsenal
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“So, have you heard of a Gacon test amigo?”
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Mount always running into the box
Calm down you’re a midfielder
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I tried to tell you 8 days ago, those who pay attention to detail should have realised.
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I thank God everyday him and Havertz are gone
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Rice Havertz Odegaard - £200m
Casemiro Mount Bruno - £160m
KdB Rodri Bernardo - £160m
Not to mention each of those teams has at least 1 other midfielder on the bench worth £40m+.
Do not let rival fans fool you.
◉ Roméo Lavia (£50m)
◉ Moisés Caicedo (£115m)
◉ Enzo Fernández (£106.8m)
Not including add-ons, this midfield trio will cost Chelsea £217.8m at least. 🤑
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Had a stinky preseason just to pull up on GW1 with this masterclass. We got a superstar
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You are so embarrassing it’s actually giving me 2nd hand embarrassment.
Never speak for the Chelsea fan base ever again please.
Manchester United ruined this baller . Bring him back home , we will forgive him . Everyone deserves a second chance 🙏🏻.
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Red on a Chelsea kit you know. This better be fake
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Chelsea legend if we’re keeping it a buck
RIP Abhradeep or commonly known as Angry Rantman 🕊️ 💔One of the original voices in our community that never failed to make us smile ☹️
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Saka 0 shots on target in a must win game this ain’t no fucking superstar
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No one cares about City I didn’t even know they were having a preseason tour
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Good for his confidence.
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Cole Palmer don’t you dare introduce me to a vibe you can’t maintain
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Don’t bring us into this we’re still scrubs
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Ever since this tweet:
- Brentford equalised
- Palmer scored vs United
- Mount fought Enzo thinking its game over
- Palmer scored again
- Palmer scored again
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Stay focused, Angelo.
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Stop the gaslighting we watch him every weekend and he’s shit
Raheem Sterling is not as bad as some of you want us to believe.
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Look how gassed they are loool wholesome to see. Thank you Boehly!
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Palmer has gone bottom corners every pen he’s took before tonight and Ederson knew it. Slim shady really got crazy IQ
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Poch’s aura is starting to become…Chels
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£90m Lukaku
£95m Pogba
£70m Di Maria
+ No trophies in 5 years.
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This method led to £65m for Havertz and £105m for Rice 🔥
Agreeing personal terms with a player first is such an effective way of forcing clubs to lower the price. We’ve done it very well this window.
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He was Chels. Rest in Peace lad
#SelfMusing
#AngryRantman
With a heavy heart I have to say Abhradeep Saha or Angry Rantman as you all know him, passed away last night.
Loss of words at the moment ......
The memories of joy which he was able to bring on everyone's faces will surely be missed now.
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Cobham sources tell me Enzo and Caicedo are “like brothers” already. They even dance together.
#cfc
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At the end of the day we’re all little Chelsea addicts aren’t we
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Colwill is a fucking geezer. Proper bloke. Proper captain vibes. Talk soon
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They’re gunna milk that Havertz assist and pretend he’s good for a few more weeks
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