The curse of the birthday on call returns but the rota gods gifted me a class night team for my 30th so I cannot complain.

My first but definitely not last trip to EASL: an awesome few days at what I can only describe as Disneyland to the budding hepatologist #EASLCongress

RT @adyeoman: Sadly not at EASL this year but it’s @issypips first visit and poster presentation .Go say hi if you’re about! .

Screaming Crying Throwing up. Someone call 16 year old me and tell her we’ve only gone and bloody done it 🙌🏻

I will be pushing actual children out of my way to be the first to see “lilo and stitch” because that little feral blue thing was my whole life and I am not ashamed.

Everyone needs friends who send sweet and considerate gifts like this classic that arrived today from @alouise_93

RT @HeckinGoodDogs:

Going back to find T&O because the scan shows osteomyelitis and the boss agrees that no, that does not come in under medicine just because the patient had a CABG 11 years ago

RT @MemeRegOnCall: #MemeReg #MedicalMemes #Training #TrainingIsBroken

RT @Kica333: I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

If I’ve been asked to give a talk to trainees on a hepatology related topic , how unprofessional is it to call it “Liver La Vida Loca”? Asking for me.

RT @ratsnotagain: described my dog as a “man of few words” and the uber driver didn’t laugh. gonna open the door on the freeway.

Apparently, repeatedly saying “the horrors persist but so do I” in response to “how are you” in work does not give people confidence that you are thriving and resilient. Who knew?

If you were wondering what kind of week it’s been on call, I just told a friend we’d give notice (of marriage) and she assumed I meant I had handed in my notice (to quit my job) 😭.

Today’s study session to try and make me less of a moron in liver land: started with acute fatty liver of pregnancy and proceeded down the rabbit hole into Jamaican vomiting sickness and ackee fruit. Everyday is a school day #LiverLaughLove.

The attitude about rotas is stinking: why is it always “it isn’t up to the 6 week minimum notice yet” and not “we will get it to you as soon as we can and are experiencing delays because of xyz and respect that you are human beings who may wish to be able to plan your lives”🫠.

The tree is up and this year, it features a true Christmas classic; the festive Aperol Spritz. 🍹🎄

Being sprayed with blood at a 3am medical emergency call in a way that requires you to wash your glasses is a new low for me, I must say. 🥲.

RT @1followernodad: My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then….

RT @mhjrad: Still waiting to see someone do tactile fremitus in the wild.