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another media type. make a living taking pictures of nice people doing nice things. not very serious here. (he/him)

East London, obviously
Joined December 2012
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@isntdave
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7 months
Righty-o @LGBTCons there you have it, the prime minister effectively denying the existence, the personhood, of trans people. Are you going to finally call him out on it, or at this point just delete the T from your acronym?
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what a baffling photo to choose?
@RishiSunak
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For more than 60 years, His Majesty has been at the forefront of the fight to protect our planet. Today at #COP28 we’re committed to safeguarding the environment for generations to come.
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for every retweet I'll make Daniel Kawczynski bigger
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insane moments in british politics
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Daniel Kawczynski (parliament's tallest MP) releases a photo of himself with Rishi Sunak (2023)
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wow 1 year today, I bought my lil flat 🔑 It’s been a lot of work, renovating, 12 days just of wallpaper stripping, a year of overwhelmingly infinite decisions, expense, help from friends, paint, and new practical skills - but I’m so fortunate and happy to be here
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@hansmollman We used to be a thing but now it’s all a bit up in the air
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7 months
I know you’re busy ‘quietly lobbying from within’ but he literally just said it on stage so
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1 year
Just taking off from London City airport for my first time and I fear I can never go anywhere not served by this little bastion of airport competency ever again
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1 year
Meta, the largest social media company in the world:
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1 year
@MillieCheesey the way she's hiding the replies that show it's a fake image, jesus. Impossible to interact in any good faith with these people because they have none
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10 months
uh oh
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4 months
very here for a National ‘let’s all take down all the covid signs and floor arrows still grotting the place up’ Day
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I think if you could properly identify and understand why this sign hasn’t been binned, and I don’t mean speculate with a bit of knowledge, I mean really follow though the stages for it to still be sat at the edge of a ward, you’d learn loads about the NHS.
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11 months
stunning work
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@planetjedward Imagine if this was how u learned
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10 months
we're going to need some help if we're going to have a meaningful discussion about the hospital that still isn't being built!
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cycling in ldn has massively risen in popularity but TFL ackowldege that the major factor stopping people is fear of bike theft - it's been basically legal for way too long. bike thieves are immoral not just in the theft but the harm to all the people they put off
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@scottygb ... which I will still always call 4OD
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1 year
I SCREAMT
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3 months
maddening that london couldn't find somewhere for this amazing event boat to offload a thousand party people at 2am other than a residential road on the isle of dogs, and inevitably... it's gone.
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10 months
the government have way more than 99 problems and Giant Daniel Kawczynski is just one
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1 year
gay men in your 30s with a mortgage, where did you get your Keith Haring print from?
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1 year
@bindelj @billybragg Oh wow yeah sounds awful, that’s really wild he must be accusing you of something completely unlike anything that you said- oh, wait, wow! And not even out of context?! And on national TV?! Well damn
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i adore the bbc need to balance everything
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as a professional turd polisher, the photos from the nationalist conservative conference are exactly what you'd shoot if you were asked to shoot a completely dead event Long lenses through a few audience members Baffling angles Closeups on speakers Audience into darkness
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@isntdave
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10 months
so, Prime Minister, about those 40 new hospitals
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“don’t try to make anything in britain, we’re shit and don’t want anything good” on the side of a bus
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10 months
A very productive meeting with the Prime Minister
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10 months
oh my GOD i used photoshop's generative fill 'gold wallpaper and marble features' and it did THIS
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3 months
I hate to point it out to the (ugh, of course) local lib dems, but the river is actually bigger than a football pitch
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10 months
i really need to get some work done
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7 months
sigh, once again, it feels a good day to chuck Gendered Intelligence or your fav trans* charity a few quid to support their work if you’re able
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1 year
Fascinated by the decision to, and the shoddy execution of, photoshopping Boris Johnson out of this photo
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@AyoCaesar
Ash Sarkar
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Name one “no go area” in London.
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10 months
i think i could still believe this one
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@artcrimeprof a rural French restaurant once presented me with (while my family dined very well) a plate containing a boiled potato, a grilled onion and a grilled tomato. Each whole. No sauce no seasoning. ‘Le fuck you’
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7 months
Fascinating new twitter feature where it makes a ???weird noise when you refresh???? and can’t turn off in the sound settings??? 🤡
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10 months
not sure he's getting through the scanners at portcullis house
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@bencsmoke his only good tweet lmao
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lil Halloween curry feast, yes I am husband material x
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1 year
Wholesome interaction of the day on twitter dot com
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10 months
@MayorofLondon Thanks for being one of the very few politicians prepared to speak so well, so vocally, and so often, on this, in the face of *waves arms at the comments*. And shame on so many others for treating our trans friends as the punchline of a joke or some sort of enemy. 🏳️‍⚧️
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1 year
let's just, uh, crank the exposure on that first pic from the crank convention, wow, much audience, so busy
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2 years
'i will deliver on the national health service' said with the confidence of 'Your Parcel is with EVRI'
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10 months
ten years today of living in this chaotic, busy, rich, city. I moved here without a ‘job’, and I remain so lucky to use my cameras to make a weird life and living here. Bit mad I’ve managed that for a decade. And my god there’s just always so much to do. London, you’re excellent.
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9 months
cooked a small paella, as a snack
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Bit of a sunset, that. No filters.
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1 year
lol
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@Harris12354 @tm1fox @Gaylussite yeah it was dead, no demand at all (yes it stayed like this when indoor dining returned, too)
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@ianvisits every flexible event venue's bland before dressing - I remember a lot of event pros being super impressed from their industry showcase! But yes, stunning it is not - few of the existing ones are either mind 😅
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7 months
sigh, guess I better flex when I can.
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@bricafoli1
Bridget 🎀❤️
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Let’s see a picture of you in suit.
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Can count to 8
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I owe this website for my entire career, my entire friendship groups, literally everything in my life over the last decade. Honestly don’t know where I’d be in life without it.
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@jackfifield ‘When he didn’t buy directly from them’ well they still get the money sooooo And maybe they should think about how bad their company’s customer service is that so many people pay a service charge to a third party to avoid having to use the company’s app / ticket office etc
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I leave you with
@timjboddy
Tim Boddy
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Obsessed with this series of photos I've just found on stock. Is this how Rishi Sunak navigates coffee breaks
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This went on until a Scottish family with a booming dad came in having somehow impressively lost all of their passports, and the lady again, the book of condolences for Lady That-“OH IVE GOT SOME THINGS TO WRITE IN THAT BOOK”
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A gorgeous, powerful, huge, energy to trans pride as we march through london 🏳️‍⚧️
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2 years
*screams for eternity*
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Bought a ludicrously fit bike, excited to do some miles
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VERY easy to dunk on this but it’s a tenner of things that make things actually taste good, I know most brits hate that but
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Sorcha Ní Nia
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found it and oh my god, behold, Waitrose’s Student Starter Kit
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Just completed the final run of Couch to 5K, nice to finish with PB in the 5k too my sheer hatred of being told to ‘be so proud of yourself’ has propelled me through these runs, if I ever hear R*ece Parkinson’s voice again I’m launching my trainers into Victoria park lake
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Designer Christian Cowan has done a collab with tellytubbies and I’m a bit lost for words
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What an evening for it
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london’s doing that thing again
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facebook reminds me of my TRIUMPHANT fix to a plumbing emergency in my student house
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just a bit of a sunset just now 🥵
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joke’s over; everyone go home
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
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The family vote was only ever going one way… Barbie first it is #Barbenheimer
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@AndrejNkv oh WOW i thought you were joking holy shit
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Our goto cheap Italian restaurant in soho has reopened after, and it brings me no joy to say this, being closed by health inspectors for a ‘significant cockroach infestation’ and there’s a GIANT QUEUE OUTSIDE?!
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friends in stratford seemed roughly 50/50 for/against the Orb, but I do also know that one small flashing LED advertising board 500m from my flat was the closest I've ever been to comitting criminal damage, so
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Happy to announce that if your team desperately need to spend a bit more budget before the end of year, I am very happy to agree to some arbitrary amount of future work, and send a large invoice incredibly quickly x
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you always remember where you were, don't you? These historic moments only happen every few weeks or so
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blessing your tl with 🥹
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@scottygb The logger spinning through the gopro footage and just Oh. My. God.
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Woke up late and for some reason decided the obvious thing to do with myself is paddle the Limehouse Loop in a stupid inflatable kayak Haven’t visited the paddle-up bar at Hackney Wick in ages so that’s fun
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@aled_rj @trussliz @LGBTCons Cool! While you’ve got her, could you ask her about monkeypox? Thanks
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Scoop: Health secretary Thérèse Coffey has rejected UKHSA advice to procure additional doses of monkeypox vaccine, stoking concern that the UK is ill-prepared for a possible resurgence of the disease. Officials were "in shock". With @sarahnev .
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happy People Learning How Brussel Sprouts Grow day to all who celebrate
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shameless plug yes, but: if anyone's involved with their work LGBT+ network, I've got rare availability for London Pride, if you'd like a great set of bright, happy images of your people. Super useful pics both for pride but your ongoing comms, too. Would love to chat 📸
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having resisted the lure of a takeaway, my next trick is inevitably spending more on dinner in little tesco than if I’d just got the damn curry
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ruined my life (got back from the pub and had to put my duvet cover on from the wash)
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wow, @DerbysPolice are really cracking down
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@joss_prior @DpDormouse ‘Let women speak’ they chant as their hired goons assault a woman for speaking
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Not to be all ‘we live in a society’ but throwing away perfectly rechargeable lithium cells and ABS plastic is bad, actually
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Troye Sivan.
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@DestiniYvette
Dess 💕
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Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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lovely shoot with the nice people (and dogs and cats!) of Battersea for Pride💙
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@peacockbinch If they don’t want us to use Trainline they should just not make train ticketing apps and rules insane and terrible
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I....I had not realised how many people utterly adored Peter Kay, he's doing -one hundred and ten- arena gigs over the next couple of years?! 41 times in manchester alone
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We’re so back
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What a fucking vile day to be a citizen of the United Kingdom. So much love to our trans friends, we WILL win
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. @PrideRideLDN is a JOY!
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Behind the scenes with Lady Di @AwkwardProds 📸: @Danusseh
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Most of the trans people in my life have been driven away from ever reading the news or open social media altogether because of the relentless and vile attacks on their very being
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Katherine O'Donnell
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Before she was murdered, Brianna Ghey, like all trans people in the UK, had to listen to politicians like Sunak mock and degrade trans people. Her mum and dad heard it, too, and worried for their daughter's future.
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Tom Scott’s short videos about something interesting have just always been a nice little corner of the internet. Not surprised he’s taking a break, he’s put in some miles! Nice that his ‘goodbye’ video made you think, oh you clever bastard, one last time
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