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iOS guy. husband + dad. SNKRS L-taker. 5.0 coyote tamer. 🇯🇲🦍🤙🏾

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extraordinary
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@ejbonline @BEisenhart how is this false ? I’ve heard this on multiple podcasts
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@bluewmist
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most of your "adult" problems can be avoided if you: - regularly workout - get a 2nd income source - eat real food - find 3 real friends - live below your means - do what you love for work - don't have kids with the wrong person
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Donald Trump loses appeal in sexual abuse case brought by victim E. Jean Carroll and is ordered to pay her $5 million.
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@abhidesa1
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The always prescient @matt_levine
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why search funds and roll-ups are so popular by @ByrneHobart
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@MiddleearthMixr
The Middle-earth Mixer
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BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey
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BREAKING: Santa Claus has departed from the North Pole
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you haven’t drank enough water today =(
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@kimmonismus
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AGI was achieved today I tell it like it is: AGI has been achieved. Artificial general intelligence is here - and even faster than expected, in 2024. Arc-AGI was achieved and solved with 87.7% (threshold 85%). What's more: new benchmarks are needed because almost all of them are
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OpenAI Day 12 / 12 🎁: Today is the day: o3 & AGI? Again, I am writing live about the today's release / preview. Feel free to join this post and discuss live with me and others about what OpenAI is presenting to us today! A community thread 📷( the comment are lined one after
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tried to ship some code without a jira ticket
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1 year
pro tip: look down at the road lines to avoid being blinded by headlights
@GraduatedBen
Dr. Ben Braddock
1 year
Basically impossible to drive at night without wearing sunglasses. These new headlights are blinding. Incredibly dangerous. Insane that this is allowed while so many more minor car design features are prohibited on safety grounds.
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1 year
would be a fire album cover ngl
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he’s kinda like a prettier jesus
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@jwordfish
Jordan Fish
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Is anybody going to write about how Twitter is manipulating the touch target timing to do click fraud on all of its ads? It’s not an accident.
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something i did not anticipate being true is that the most mature, ambitious adults i know generally like hanging out with children & the most immature, childlike adults really dislike kids
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my brain reminds me that elon musk looks this way unless he’s wearing a tom ford suit
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Why am I like this
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1 year
whenever someone complains about “government” and can’t name a specific dept or function, you can dismiss their complaint wholesale
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@ChaozuDB
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@stephenasmith Who would be a better draft pick, Tenshinhan or Yamcha? Tenshinhan: - won the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai - held down Cell and Boo - fought in the Tournament of Power Yamcha: - defeated Ozaru Goku with Puar - master of the Wolf Fang Fist - became an elite baseball player
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this is exactly how I look at my code all day
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but don’t take your eyes off that plantain you’re frying
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