Nathan Kelly
@improvidiot
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(He/Him) I once cut a bee in half. Today, I befriend the Bee.
British Columbia
Joined January 2009
How it feels watching your old fantasy player have a career year on someone else’s roster 💔
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How was it not a defensive player?? Here let me offer some: Hufanga had 9 tackles, 1 sack, 1 TFL, 1 QB hit Bonitto had 1.5 sacks, 2 TFL, 3 QB hits
Bo Nix was Amazon Prime's Player of the Game (presented by JC Penney)
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Matthew Stafford has started 240 games in the NFL and been accompanied by a 100-yard rusher in...25 of them. No QB has ever carried a heavier freight. @PaulHembo
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‘V FOR VENDETTA’ will have a major theatrical re-release on November 5, 2026 to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary.
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The NFL is never beating the allegations. They absolutely hate this man.
#Broncos LB Dre Greenlaw was suspended one game for “verbally abusing” a referee. His suspension was upheld. #Commanders LB Frankie Luvu was suspended one game for repeated hip-drop tackle violations. His suspension was reduced to a fine. 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
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Something to remember ahead of Thursday Night Football: Pete Carroll has never won a game in Denver. He’s 0-4 in his career.
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You literally can't make this stuff up. While Trump illegally denied food to 42 million low-income Americans, including 16 million kids, he hosted a lavish "Great Gatsby" party for his billionaire pals at his country club. This is oligarchy at its ugliest. We must fight back.
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For the unfamiliar: A quick summary on Marie-Philip Poulin • 3x Olympic gold medallist • Scored the gold-winning goal for all three • Gold-medal OT winners at 2014 Olympics, 2021 Worlds • 2nd in all-time Olympic scoring • Reigning PWHL MVP • 🐐
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. arrives for Game 7 in a Marie-Philip Poulin Team Canada jersey 🇨🇦
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Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch (2000) is one of the most menacing and quotable gangster performances ever. Guy Ritchie wrote the role specifically for him after seeing his intensity in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and he absolutely owned it.
Which actor managed to nail being the “bad guy?”
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Pitchers with multiple 11+ strikeout games in the postseason since 2000: Justin Verlander Clayton Kershaw Max Scherzer Gerrit Cole Randy Johnson Josh Beckett Cliff Lee Stephen Strasburg Tarik Skubal TREY YESAVAGE https://t.co/6gYjw0AtAy
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One leverage penalty has been called all season in all the NFL and it’s the deciding factor between the 1 seed and 3 seed lol
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Hmmmmmmmmm
Most Total TD among 2024 QB Draft Class Bo Nix 52 Jayden Daniels 40 Drake Maye 34 Caleb Williams 31
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Between this illegal poker game scheme and the Louvre heist this has been a banner week for crimes I thought only happened in the Oceans franchise
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There’s a World Series game tonight at Rogers Centre. It’s been 11,689 days since the last World Series game at Rogers Centre. Here’s how it looked.
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