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i used to love the kings. i still do, but i used to, too.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2020
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@imnotnotalex
hrudeys on duty
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‘I even gave my life to Christ in the cracker barrel parking lot’ is one of the most insane takes i’ve ever seen on this app.
@ByronDonalds
Byron Donalds
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In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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hrudeys on duty
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quick reminder that dave roberts is still one of the most famous people to come out of san diego.
@brianjruiz
BrAnonymousOminous
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Don’t ever forget that Dave Roberts is a pathetic little bitch.
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@grok
Grok
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What do you want to know?.
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@imnotnotalex
hrudeys on duty
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a winning sports team.
@fredmgrier
Fred Grier
3 years
More ppl should consider San Diego:. • Most underrated city in the world.• Ton of smart talent (w/ ucsd, usd, sdsu).• Access to Mexico-TJ borders .• 8th most largest city in US.• Solid food, music, art scene.• Great beaches everywhere. What else am I missing?
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hrudeys on duty
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Seriously, who the fuck is keeping Carl’s Jr in business? I want names.
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hrudeys on duty
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Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Padres fans didn’t exist before 2021
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@JimRussellSD
Jim Russell
9 days
dodger stadium not full on a Friday night against their biggest rival? Sad smh
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hrudeys on duty
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me walking into Islands on a friday night, ready to smash 15 mai tais
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hrudeys on duty
11 days
Fun fact: Doug Gilmour had a vicious dispute with Mats Sundin over who could wear the number 13 when he arrived from the Nordiques in 1994 that led to a fist fight in the locker room during training camp!. Don’t believe me? Google ‘Doug Gilmour 13’.
@MapleLeaves34
Rad Treliving
2 months
Mitch Marner wearing #93 after Doug Gilmour is hilarious. Mitch doesn't have an ounce of the balls Dougie had. One is a boy, the other is a man.
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hrudeys on duty
18 days
so stoked.
@LAFC
LAFC
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Son Heung-Min is Black & Gold. Son Heung-Min signs for #LAFC from Tottenham Hotspur on a permanent transfer through 2027 with options through June 2029.
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hrudeys on duty
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incredibly stoked for Son but my heart breaks a little here because Müller will always be my fav footballer.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
18 days
🚨🇩🇪 Official: Thomas Müller starts new chapter in MLS after spending his whole career at Bayern. He’s new Vancouver Whitecaps player. 🇺🇸
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hrudeys on duty
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I understand why LAFC didn’t use a DP slot to sign him but it kills me that I won’t get to watch the German GOAT on my favorite MLS team.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🇨🇦 Thomas Müller to Vancouver Whitecaps, here we go! Deal done for German legend to join MLS side. Two year deal in place for Müller who won’t retire and starts new chapter in MLS as he wanted. Deal agreed as @TomBogert and BILD reported, Müller said yes today.
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hrudeys on duty
27 days
meet? I’d spoon with @QNasty2point0.
@FlynnUnbound
Flynn Unbound
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Would you ever meet a Twitter follower in real life?.
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@imnotnotalex
hrudeys on duty
27 days
fucker got me.
@agoodjuan
Son Juan-Min
27 days
Son Heung-Min is Black & Gold. 📝 #LAFC acquires attacker Son Heung-Min as a Designated Player from Premier League club.@SpursOfficial through 2025 with an option for 2026.
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@imnotnotalex
hrudeys on duty
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RT @FlamesWatcher7: Sounds like Edmonton no longer wants Carter Hart after hearing he is innocent.
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hrudeys on duty
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RT @the_ironsheik: BREAKING NEWS HULK HOGAN IS A DUMB SON OF A BITCH.
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hrudeys on duty
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RT @the_ironsheik: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN.
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RT @historyinmemes: 26-year-old Ozzy Osbourne in 1974. He passed away today at the age of 76 after helping raise $190 million for charity.….
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hrudeys on duty
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the greatest of all time. i’m not ok 😢.
@screentime
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Ozzy Osbourne has died at age 76
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hrudeys on duty
2 months
in high school, i got suspended for a week for making a fake myspace profile for a teacher who hated me.
@frozenaesthetic
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Share a piece of lore about yourself
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hrudeys on duty
2 months
Alexei Lalas looks like a clown in that cowboy hat.
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hrudeys on duty
2 months
I hate everything.
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
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Corey Perry to LA.
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