🙋🏻♂️Dan Meyer
@imdanmeyer
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guess i'm on the 🌖 again
Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2009
Fantasy football punishment. Run a 5k race in an inflatable dinosaur costume. Requirements: -Can't be a costume race -Complete pre-race warm up -Carry a funny sign -Don't finish last @MatthewBerryTMR @ESPNFantasy #FantasyFootball #fantasyfootballpunishment @taylorswift13
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"And when you are in the grip of difficulties you should say - There may be pleasure in the memory Of even these events one day." - Seneca, Letters 78.15
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Interviewer: Why is there a 6-month gap in your resume? Me: my 5yo was telling a story
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It’s very early on September 11th, 2021. Your kids are asleep. Get up and go look at them. Kiss and love your wife. Remember those who can’t do this. Never Forget.
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Nice work Tar Heels.
Nearly 25,000 UNC-Chapel Hill students have already submitted their vaccination status, with 94 percent reporting they've been vaccinated.
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Covid deaths compared to other things like flu, cars, AIDS, heart disease, suicide, swimming pools, Spanish Flu, etc... Breakdowns by age. It's interesting. https://t.co/ED1Nri394B
bloomberg.com
Stacking up the disease's impact on young and old against other causes of death in the U.S., including influenza, heart disease, car accidents and drownings.
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Hey @obvious_shirts, I miss wearing this gem. How about a new shirt that says 2020 SUCKED. Heh? 🤷🏻♂️
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One Case, Total Lockdown: Australia’s Lessons for a Pandemic World https://t.co/h8FLEqhOR5
@j_a_williamson @Leftylockdowns1 thoughts?
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Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings
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Might need to gone head and move that Inaguration to Zoom. Send Biden & Kamala a DocuSign
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Tom Ricketts: “You won’t be booing Marquee next year” Oh really, motherfucker?
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Thoughts? @j_a_williamson
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This is so true.
Most voters have already made up their mind. Those who haven't tend to be people who won't watch the debate. Tons of policy enactments, scandals, campaign ads, and an ongoing pandemic that has killed 200k Americans hasn't moved this chart. You think a 90-minute debate will?
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