RT @kangaroos991: 👇 Okay, who made this? 🤣🤣🤣

To round it off, there's an advertorial on page, er, 25 praising the 'understated UK brands' the wife-to-be wears, with 'useful' hints where to buy these. Honestly, can it get any more mundane? What next, sponsored AI pics on the front page? Columns space for the highest bidder?.

Peter Phillips to marry again. Congratulations, lovely for the man and his future wife. Why is this the front page pic of the Telegraph? It's not even remotely news. Oh, hang on. it's a freebie handout, and the PR agency even kindly left its logo in the photo.

RT @JamesEFoster: I don’t share his politics but f*ck all you racists. It’s his home as much as yours.

So funny! (I swear I've had that experience more than once).

And a few shots of singer Maite Kelly (very popular in Germany) entertaining the crowds at the opening ceremony of Cranger Kirmes. Pics at the agencies.

And a fun shot of Lars Klingbeil, German Vice-Chancellor and Federal Finance Minister, being watched from 'above' by the late Franz Josef Strauss, the larger-than -life former Bavarian premier and CSU chief. 😉 (personally, I doubt Strauss went to heaven. )

German Vice-Chancellor & Federal Minister of Finance, Lars Klingenbeil, at the official opening ceremony of #CrangerKirmes, and with Herne Mayor Dr. Frank Dudda, strolling around the funfair. Very enjoyable to photograph. Pic sets at @Alamy_Editorial and @avalondotred

RT @nytimes: Breaking News: President Trump moved to fire the official in charge of jobs data, claiming, without evidence, that labor numbe….

RT @RSPCA_official: Little Timmy was found abandoned in a shopping trolley with a severely broken leg which couldn’t be saved. At just 9-w….

Dear Den norske Nobelkomité, don't even think about it. Just no. Your's truly, someone who still believes in the whole idea of 'best work for fraternity between nations' your founder originally had. Thank you.

RT @bmay: Of all the people to listen to about Gaza the one I’m least likely to listen to is the woman who failed to tell her own PM about….

RT @RSPCA_official: Did you know that there's no legal obligation to report hitting a cat with your car in the UK? . Footballer @Lucy_Parke….

RT @BettinaSRoss1: "Donald Quixote". Cartoon: Patrick Blower (UK)

Just look at that little face! Let's find Daisy a nice, comfortable home near #Newcastle for her twilight years.

RT @ElizabethBangs: They're not called windmills. You know why? Because they're not bloody windmills. They're not milling anything. They're….

A pic I took about ten years ago of a boxer training in Havana, Cuba. Used to go there quite a bit, but haven't been back since covid, probably the city I miss most wandering around in for days on end.

RT @haveigotnews: Joey Barton's claim that the England Women's football team isn’t equal with the men’s proved right, as the Lionesses actu….

Yay, well done, ladies! #Lionessess.

Really don't think this is a good move. Comms is already pretty abysmal, this will be a step further - but in the wrong direction.