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editor in chief @nytimes . my wife is missing.

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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
“That’s weird...” “What?” “Nothing it’s just, this guy—“ “You mean our murder victim?” “Yeah, it’s just his tweets” “What about them?” “Every single one of them is... good.” Two homocide detectives reading my tweets after I get murdered for being right about everything.
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6 years
If you’re covering someone else’s love song don’t change the pronouns you fucking coward. That song is about a man and you’re gay for the next three minutes!!!
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
Make this a law everywhere.
@KTNV
KTNV | Channel 13 News Las Vegas
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A new law in San Diego, which will go into effect at the beginning of 2022, requires grocery stores and other food suppliers to donate all edible food waste to a food rescue organization or food bank.
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4 years
Lorde honey now is the time.
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6 months
I mean I’d be tired too. Building a damn house every week while my coworker makes a chore wheel.
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Pop Crave
6 months
Bobby Berk announces that he’ll be leaving Netflix’s ‘Queer Eye’ after Season 8. 🔗:
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Joel Kim Booster
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At 16, I showed up to my interview for Barnes & Noble (dream job) in jeans and a polo shirt. First thing the manager said to me verbatim was “look around— do you see anyone working here in jeans? No. You can go.” That location closed and now I’m rich but I’m still traumatized.
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Joel Kim Booster
3 months
Just wait until you see her do Skyscraper at the 9/11 memorial.
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anwar 🦷ⵃⴰⵎⵣⴰ
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Demi Lovato singing 'Heart Attack' at an event for women with cardiovascular problems 💀💀GOOD BYE.
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Joel Kim Booster
3 years
Note to the media: let Asians write about this. Let Asian women write about this. Let Asian women who are sex workers write about this.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Maybe put them back.
@ticiaverveer
Ticia Verveer
4 years
30 lead tablets, engraved with curses, that invoked the gods of the underworld in order to cause harm to others, have been discovered at the bottom of a 2,500 year old well in Athens. #archaeology #Greece
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Thinking about my friend who was on Team Miley in some season of The Voice and said she was the only coach who showed up to every off camera rehearsal and still emails with him to this day. I declare her a real one!!
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Joel Kim Booster
10 months
Orcas have the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable.
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Dennis Koch
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Joel Kim Booster
6 years
When I say I want to “burn Lindsay Graham’s house to the ground,” I am of course referring to a very popular drinking game that everyone knows about.
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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
The villain in every single YA fantasy novel be like:
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
“What’s next, we tear down statues of George Washington??” Who gives a shit! Can a statue charge my phone? No? Bye bitch!
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Joel Kim Booster
5 months
Christmas adjacent birthdays are obviously an injustice, but the absolute worst birthday to have is Jan 3. Everyone is burnt out, broke and/or sober. Pick a date in July babe and lie. You deserve it.
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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
I know some of you are excited (?) about a possible Joe Biden presidential run, but hear me out: WHAT IF he opens a Coldstone Creamery franchise with a robust Instagram presence instead??? Feel like that would scratch that itch for you.
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Joel Kim Booster
3 months
I would pay $10k to watch Beyoncé play Dead By Daylight for an hour.
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Pop Crave
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Beyoncé’s “iamSlayonce” Twitch profile is now live.
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Can’t pay teachers, can’t house the homeless, can’t provide healthcare, can’t invest in useful infrastructure of any kind, can’t can’t can’t but:
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
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BREAKING: US House approves $60.8 billion in aid for Ukraine, $26.4 billion for Israel and $8 billion for Taiwan
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2 months
The Grooms at this gay wedding just revealed at their reception that they secretly got married in 2015 and didn’t tell anyone. Gagged us a bit I fear.
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2 months
I actually prefer when they put a 37-year-old in pigtails when she has to play a teenager in a flashback and call it a day than all this digital retouching.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Love a reoccurring character.
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Joel Kim Booster
6 months
Ultimately, the edible did hit.
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Joel Kim Booster
3 months
Miley Cyrus thanking her main gays is so correct because she absolutely looks like a gay guy’s idea of a hot woman tonight.
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
If you die in the game u die in real life.
@GameSpot
GameSpot
2 years
Mario Kart 9 is reportedly in development with a "new twist."
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3 months
We should remake it every year with a different actress.
@TheCinegogue
The Cinegogue
3 months
thoughts on this film?
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She would like a word.
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I don’t think there’s ever been a character in film and tv more undeserving of their fate than Howard Hamlin
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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
I love Felicity Huffman but put her in jail forever and make public universities free and unpaid internships illegal and forgive student loan debt.
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6 months
A real thing I’m doing tonight is throwing a party where all the gay guys bring that one girl in their life and we all introduce our one girls and it’s sort of like getting the kids together on a play date.
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Joel Kim Booster
7 years
This lady straight up thinks that a trans woman is gonna kick in the stall door, interrupt her mid shit, and demand her seat.
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
Give Lupita best supporting actress for her work tonight.
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4 years
I love each and every one of them, I do.
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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
The basketball was real, one take. Jet fuel CAN melt steel beams.
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Joel Kim Booster
15 days
So much handwringing about Gen Z and if social media has rotted their brains, meanwhile students across the country are putting their academic careers on the line for Gaza are demonstrating more moral clarity on this issue than most of the our elected leaders. The kids are fine.
@SeanLimMN
Sean Lim
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Now, at the University of Minnesota – Twin Cities: an emergency protest has mobilized upwards of 1,000 UMN students & staff — now gathered outside Memorial Union. student protestors arrested this morning have been released, and the Solidarity Encampment is being re-established.
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Joel Kim Booster
7 months
If Love Is Blind were committed to the bit they would throw some real 4s into the mix too.
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6 months
Emma Stone’s brand of theatre kid energy is very rare, theatre girl who also won prom queen energy. Not the vapid kind of cool but the girl who burned you a copy of Trasatlanticism after choir kind of cool.
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Joel Kim Booster
8 months
Sorry but if this was staged it only makes it more impressive to me. Not mad either way.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
You can tell a lot about a person by what day of the quarantine they think it is.
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Joel Kim Booster
5 years
My favorite part of every movie is the ten minutes before the trailers start when all your friends are sitting in their assigned seats, snacks in hand, chatting calmly, not an ounce of cortisol in my body because everybody got there at the time I wanted.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Your movie doesn’t have to be ABOUT adoption, it can be completely incidental. You can just cast Lupita Nyong’o and Manny Jacinto as the children of Antonio Banderas and Laura Dern just for the fucking fun of it and no one would drag your ass to jail.
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
I have to get lasik before the world ends or post apocalypse will be such a pain.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
There’s a horror movie coming out starring Amanda Seyfried married to Kevin Bacon but somehow that is not the central premise of the horror movie.
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4 years
LaCroixs are meant to be sipped once and then abandoned.
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4 years
Hey I’m also bipolar, and it’s especially troubling to me that it’s only really discussed on here as a result of the episodes of high profile talents. I work and live and am medicated and am largely pretty happy because I have an incredible support system. That’s that on that.
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I love being stoned. I just masterfully ended a fight by saying I was too high to deal with it and everyone had to be nice to me because being high is protected class.
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
Was going to take a tolerance break from weed this month but then I remembered what life is like.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Paying off my student loans actually made my credit score worse this year. Isn’t the system amazing.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Want a short, Ocean’s 11 style film of Nicole Scherzinger traveling around the country to individually recruit each Pussycat Doll for “one last job.”
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Joel Kim Booster
3 years
My friends off Twitter have never heard about half the shit we’re talking about on here, for real the credits do not transfer.
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3 years
The work and trauma that went into getting justice for just one man still means this system is broken.
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Y’all. Isn’t it your literal job to tell people in my industry apart??? Please use my preferred credit, Saturday Night Live Comedian’s Friend!!
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@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Julianna Margulies Says Black and LGBTQ Supporters of Palestine Are "Brainwashed": "They Hate Jews"
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This is the first thing I think of any time someone brings up the Bay.
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I will NEVER lie about being queer EVER again unless my Uber driver is giving me a weird vibe and asks if I have a girlfriend in which case I am straight and her name is Jessica. She grooms dogs, I work in tech and believe in god.
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Joel Kim Booster
4 months
What message do you think he was sending when he destroyed every university, bombed every hospital and murdered thousands of babies. This ain’t breaking my dears.
@AP
The Associated Press
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BREAKING: Netanyahu says he has told US that he opposes Palestinian state in any postwar scenario
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4 years
This makes me fucking ill.
@JordanUhl
jordan
4 years
"an update on our family" ah cool thanks for the update
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Near the a list urinals moment before she won. So so proud of this freak.
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The deep irony of this post is Out ALSO misidentifying us. What is happening. This feels like a social experiment.
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@outmagazine
Out Magazine
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Bowen Yang & Joel Kim Booster Are Tired of The Hollywood Reporter Mixing Them Up
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
Tell me you’re too rich to let politics affect you without telling me you’re too rich to let politics affect you.
@PageSix
Page Six
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Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers 'agree to disagree' about politics: report
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Joel Kim Booster
4 years
Students ride the MTA for free. Who cares if she lost her student metro card or neglected to use it— why the fuck is this cop putting her hands on her? @NYPDTransit is this how you train your officers to handle teens? I agree with the kid, this is insane.
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entertainment+politicss
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Make this go viral!!!!! NYPD is the biggest gang in NYC AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE. This young lady was just trying to get home from school as a cop bullies her. #Retweet please! #NYPD #BlackLivesMatter
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5 years
You either die with a crush on someone or live long enough to be repulsed by their social media presence.
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Joel Kim Booster
2 years
If we lowered the age limit for presidents we’d get hotter presidents… just saying.
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When I tell people I won’t ski, and they immediately ask if it’s because of Natasha Richardson (it is) I know I have found a friend for life.
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Before they were murdered, Harvey Milk and Mayor Mascone were working on sweeping tenants rights ordinances across SF that could’ve had lasting effects. Diane Feinstein was about to resign from politics. Then she found Harvey’s body and everything changed. History is crazy.
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We have to stop casting hot guys as Prince Charles. History matters.
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2 months
Saying goodbye to my career
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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Joel Kim Booster Says AI Would Be Better Suited to Replace Executives Rather Than Creators
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6 months
This is just a warning shot. They want us to shut the fuck up.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
6 months
Melissa Barrera has reportedly been fired from the ‘SCREAM’ franchise for denouncing the genocide in Gaza. ()
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Sza’s Ctrl is the perfect album. No skips. Good for writing, walking, fucking and working out. Singularly ideal.
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2 years
My favorite thing about being home in the suburbs is seeing all these guys doing country boy drag. Pick-up trucks, hunting shit, confederate flags… honey, you live in a subdivision. Calm down.
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There is something both uniquely feminine but deeply ungay about Gilmore Girls (as much as I love it, it’s not gay culture) and I think that’s kind of rare. Like I genuinely don’t think ASP has many close gay guy friends in her circle. I mean the hats!
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I think it would be more worthwhile if everyone stopped trying to convince people to vote for Biden and instead try to get a Biden to do things that will make people want to vote for him again.
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Pete Buttegieg guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel live to an empty studio in the middle of a pandemic.
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I can’t stop thinking about Challengers. My whole life is consumed. Just called an Uber (like in Challengers) working on my laptop (Zendaya works on a laptop in Challengers) kissing a man (wish I were doing this in front of Zendaya) etc.
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One recipe we’ve lost along the way is allowing writer’s rooms to make real time adjustments based on audience reaction. Sometimes annoying characters have to stop being that way or get buried alive in a hole before their arc is finished.
@danielleweisber
danielle weisberg for hire
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I love how writers are like we want 22 episode seasons and actors are like 22 episode seasons are awesome and the crew is like please give us longer seasons so we aren’t unemployed 4 times a year and audiences are pleaseeee give us more episodes and execs are like .. how about 6
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Would love to comment on the scam lady but I took out student loans to get a theatre degree from a liberal arts school, so.
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Joel Kim Booster
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Hollywood is poison!!!!
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Production deciding not to show us any of process involved in getting here is so fuckin funny. Hours of footage of her trolling the other queens but not a second to explain how she did that to the ties!!
@sedderaside
Seddera Side
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dare I say one of the best design looks of all time #dragrace
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Barely made it to the end of this sentence alive.
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Joel Kim Booster
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Reminder: Whole Foods, Amazon, Target, and Instacart workers are going on strike today. A day of lost business can hurt these businesses, which can translate to meaningful change for workers. One single day of not ordering batteries online means nothing for you. Don’t be a scab.
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Don’t act like you’ve never been fingered at a regional production of Beetlejuice.
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When ur friend ask if the molly hit yet:
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!
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Joel Kim Booster
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Some words really are a wild ride to spell. “Eighth?” Every letter you’re what the fuck am I even doing then you black out and suddenly you’ve spelled a word? Absolutely out of this world experience.
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Hope Hicks slay queen!
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Joel Kim Booster
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Hello, if you cannot afford to see Crazy Rich Asians opening weekend because you are actually a very poor Asian, DM me a pic of your ticket receipt and I will Venmo you the cost of the ticket. Honor system, you better be broke. I’ll stop doing this when I decide to.
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Don’t thank that messy bitch Flake, thank those women who had to once again unpack their trauma so someone with a little bit of power would do the right thing.
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Joel Kim Booster
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There are more movies about men of Spider-Man experience than there are romcoms that star Asian American men.
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At a party and no one can remember their Tidal login. People screaming and sweating like they’re hacking the mainframe.
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2 years
I mean this respectfully, but that’s Lorde.
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I think I’ve met enough 24-year-olds now. If you are 24 and want to meet me you have to kill one of the 24-year-olds I already know and take their place.
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A second publication has mixed up Bowen and Joel.
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Tuesday is such a sad little day. No identity, no hype, no swag. We do our best, with its taco, giving, even elections! But even with those events draped over it, it’s still just Tuesday. Very straight coded in that way.
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If there’s one thing 99-year-olds love to do it’s pass away.
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2 years
Euphoria is literally none of my business.
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Joel Kim Booster
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Answer me this: how in the hell is Rory Gilmore gonna be obsessed with Noam Chomsky AND Ayn Rand? Turns out the twist of the show is she’s dumb as hell.
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Where are all the pro life warriors? Are these babies Hamas too?
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Joel Kim Booster
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People that want to criminalize homelessness do not want to solve the problem they just don’t want to look at it.
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Bros does NOT pass the Bechdel test!
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Just saw the hottest person in the bar throw up in a Trashcan and now the entire hierarchy of the place has been thrown into chaos.
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What if the October surprise is that he dies.
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5 years
Halloween really puts a spotlight on the prison that is heterosexuality.
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3 years
Stand-ups in New York vs Stand-ups in LA:
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