A hill I will gladly and forever die on

that prison is like the sims

https://t.co/nwMtvpQS7G

This is how middle school boys imagine running a country one day

I can’t believe this is a real government account.

Georgia players leaving the Sugar Bowl

I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life

If they had it playing fetty wap this woulda been the most liked tweet of all time

https://t.co/fhSJN99jiE

wemby with a tony parker jersey makes sense, flagg with a mavs shirt is whatever really, but jokic having a nuggets sweatshirt as a baby in post war serbia before caring even slightly about basketball is just insane

😂😂😂

Worst possible time for you to be flirting with an 8 year old bro

Hey liberals: it’s christmas EVE, not christmas steve.

pretty sure thats tomorrow

[while my wife opens up her christmas present] remember when you said we needed milk

obama drake: you used to call me on michelle phone

Phillip Rivers is inspiring madness

Going to the University of Oklahoma and graduating top of my class by filling out every assignment like this

The USS █████████

That’s right Liberty Mutual, if you make enough commercials about the emu it’ll eventually become funny, keep trying

stages of christmas shopping: 1. there's plenty of time. 2. oh no.