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You can doubt Taylor Swift. You can dislike Taylor Swift. You can disrespect Taylor Swift.
But you’re gonna have to deal with Taylor Swift.
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This was the mindset surrounding the entire game for the Chiefs.
Justin Tucker addressed the pregame incident with Patrick Mahomes & Travis Kelce. He explained that kickers around the league always warm up in the opposite end zone. And that is what he has done for 12 years.
#RavensFlock
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Shut the fuck up about Rashee Rice.
No one knows shit.
Until we do, shut the fuck up.
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Josh Allen is the biggest bitch in pro sports and Lebron exists.
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I’m gonna get blocked for this but we need to cut Jodi Newsome from Chiefs Kingdom.
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I hope Patrick cries for flags the entire game Sunday. Literal tears.
And gets them all.
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I know who needs to hear this but ALCOHOL DOES NOT MAKE YOU WARMER AT COLD EVENTS.
It makes you colder.
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As a Chiefs fan I’ve never been more embarrassed in my life.
Kelce is at the OFFICIAL University of Cincinnati and he decides to shotgun a beer and slam it in front of children?
Unreal. Also getting his degree at 34?Could he be less of a good influence?
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Man went to 7 am Ash Wednesday mass this morning.
Put him in the hall of fame now.
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Here’s my thing with the whole Taylor Swift impact:
I think the relationship is real. The love is REAL.
But the best part about the whole thing is this whole stunt, forced or not, is gonna result in my daughter watching every game with her husband in 25 years.
I ❤️ it.
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OUT OF MARKET CHIEFS FANS WITHOUT PEACOCK READ THIS:
Don’t buy Peacock tomorrow. I’ll be sending out several links to active live streams before and during the game.
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“Burrow is 3-1 against Mahomes”
“Mahomes is 3-1 in Super Bowls”
Next.
Mahomes reclaiming “3-1” last night is an underrated accomplishment
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@JimboJumbo27
@internetguy87
@osuzack
@curt_reekers
Or maybe guess what? Simple math can be done in your head.
22+17+19+22=80
Can you not add that without a calculator?
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Man…
Mahomes is kinda due for a MONSTER statistical performance in the Super Bowl.
450 yards, 5 tiddies type of game.
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Andy Reid holding off all year on unleashing Rashee Rice until the playoffs is goat shit.
Anyone who doubted him as a coach coming into this game is an idiot and should delete their account.
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The thing I’m looking forward to the most Sunday is scrolling Chiefs Twitter during the first quarter.
It NEVER disappoints.
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I literally did not see one tweet from a Mizzou account about k****s beating UNLV in the Eli’s HVAC Bowl, but for some reason the TL is littered with k****s fans crying about Mizzou beating a team full of pros in a NY6 Bowl.
MIZ could live anywhere in the world and not pay rent.
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I mean we all know that the actual
#NFLMVP
this year is Patrick Mahomes, right?
They couldn’t give it to him because the haters are currently furious, but it’s Him.
It always has been.
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@KyleLewandowsk4
@GrantHinkle
@_MLFootball
@TheBillsGuys
@IAmTheNizz
@BuffaloFAMbase
@BillsMafiaEV
@lisaunger_716
@billsmafia3417
@lexiosborne
@bturner23
@ChiefsFocus
347 isn’t 400.
Is actually closer to three hundred than it is to 400.
Learn to math.
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@JayhawkTakeover
Bro it’s fucking indoor. Every college in the country that’s ranked packs like this.
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I’d really like to see Chris Jones or Willie Gay get a penalty for a massive late shot on Josh Allen early in the first quarter Sunday.
Make him think thrice about ever doing that fake slide bullshit again.
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Oh no the back to back champs aren’t overpaying for shitty free agents and they signed a backup tight end.
The horror.
It’s over.
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@BisonGaming3334
Lmfao
@elonmusk
this is an engagement farmer.
Anyone with any balls whatsoever would show the text.
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It’s hilarious that people think because someone is worth $1 billion, that means they have $1 billion in a bank account just waiting to be spent lmao
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Why does everyone keep saying they missed an extra point?
We blocked it. He did not miss it.
Chiefs fan flexing today apparently - all good 3 Bowls in 5 years is special 4sure but lets not act like this was a cake walk the Niners lost Greenlaw, Missed an XP, McCaffrey Fumble and have a punt hit off a guys heel - the Patriots comparisons can now begin c ya at 7 on
@fs1
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Patrick Mahomes has 119 touchdowns and 30 interceptions on the road.
Josh Allen has 87 touchdowns and 37 interceptions at home.
Yeah I’m betting the house on the 2 time Super Bowl Champ.
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I genuinely hope the Chiefs win Sunday because of a horrible call by Ed Hochuli.
I pray for it.
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@JaharMenir
@NFL
@PatrickMahomes
@insidetheNFL
@NFLFilms
What’s it like having a tiny cock? I wouldn’t know.
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Can we all just agree to never let Tony Romo call another Super Bowl?
He was atrocious.
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People are once again gatekeepers of fandom.
We ARE the Chiefs. There is no football without us spending our money on it.
If you DONT say us and we, you’re less of a fan than me.
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@crabtree_cody
QB’s have won Super Bowl MVP 55 percent of the time.
Which leaves 45 percent of the time that a non-QB has won it.
If you understand percentages, you would in fact say that it’s not a QB award.
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If you weren’t born and raised in the HEART of Kansas City, you’re not a real Chiefs fan.
But we welcome bandwagoners here.
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There’s no one better in the league at adjusting at the half than Stevie Spags.
I expect excellent H2.
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The ways we have beaten Josh Allen in the playoffs has gotten progressively more hilarious.
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Not only do they think they’re getting Chris Jones, they think they’re getting him for $20 million.
Lmfao delusional
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@fentanylbrownie
“Cars just get wrecked anyway”
No they don’t.
Unless you’re a horrible driver.
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Correct.
Most of you have driven drunk (or at least after a few drinks) dozens of times but were lucky enough to have not caused death or serious bodily harm to someone in doing so.
But none of you will admit that from your soap boxes.
Except me. I will admit that.
Rashee Rice’s attorney basically tells the media “how would you feel if you were judged only on your worst moment?” It’s a fair question.
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Are the Chiefs going to be the first team in NFL history to go back-to-back-to-back?
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Don’t forget to remind all the haters that the Chiefs won Super Bowls in back-to-back rebuilding years.
And we ain’t fuckin leavin.
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Did you know that buffalos are amongst the dumbest animals to ever exist?
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@boyfriendtayior
@20minstosleep
Unsuccessful women tearing successful down.
A tale as old as time.
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Damar Hamlin lost his Comeback Player of the Year Award on that fake punt.
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Taron Johnson is playing today despite having his second concussion in a month?
Yeah the NFL totally cares about player safety.
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Chiefs: most holding penalties in the NFL for an offensive line unit in 2023
Nick Bosa: “they hold a lot”
Chiefs Kingdumb:
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@hartzell965
What’s satire is your organization spends $50k on office supplies and $500k on salaries.
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@crabtree_cody
@EvanFlay
In other words, a QB has won the award barely over 1/2 the time.
IN OTHER WORDS, it’s not a QB award.
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@king_Gbam
@therainvvs
@MissSassbox
Umm those “white chicks” were the murdered victims he was wrongly accused of killing, you dumb fuck.
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Imagine only being able to score 14 points the entire bowl game. Couldn’t be KU or KState
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“Burrow not going to 6 straight afc championships is actually more impressive than Mahomes going TO 6 straight afc championships. Have you seen who he’s competing against?”
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Mahomes is the actual NFL MVP, but the NFL didn’t give it to him this year because they don’t want fans of other teams crying over it for the next 10 years.
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So basically they’re gonna let him seek a deal, bring it back to the Chiefs to see if they’ll match said deal (OBO) and if not, trade him?
I like this. A lot.
#Chiefs
have informed L’Jarius Sneed they are prepared to use the franchise tag and are open to consummate a trade off it if no long-term deal is reached, per source.
Sneed is agreeable to the scenario, giving him chance to talk with other teams while K.C. remains in play
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When the wife tells me to lower my fanatics shopping cart from 25 items to 5 or 6:
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If tyreek doesn’t demand $30mm and takes the $27mm offer from the Chiefs, he wouldn’t have seven kids and the $27mm is actually worth more than the $30mm.
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I never thought I’d see the day, but Arrowhead Stadium being turned into a homeless shelter for terrorists is disgusting.
Might as well let Hamas train there.
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5 y/o last night: “dad, are they going to show Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl? I love that they show her during games, but I wish they would highlight all the good she does for the communities she performs in, instead of just showing her pretty face.”
I’ve never been more proud.
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Credit to Bobby obviously but god damn Mahomes has a work ethic that’s only been seen a few times ever.
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Pretty awesome that
#RavensFlock
is honoring the great state of MISSOURI in their endzone today!
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@17For6
@ChiefsOverload
According to your own rules, yes it does.
And if that’s the case, why would someone saying “enjoy the playoffs from the couch” automatically make you say they think their on the team?
Your MAD.
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New OFFICIAL images have emerged from fan cams in the first row showing that Kadarius Toney was actually unequivocally not in the neutral zone.
Chiefs got hosed.
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@ChrisCanty99
@DanGrazianoESPN
@AaronRodgers12
@UnSportsESPN
@jimmykimmel
Imagine thinking Jimmy Kimmel cooked Rodgers.
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The Bills suck.
And they’re very hurt.
Anyone that doesn’t already know the Chiefs are going to win isn’t a real fan.
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@OpoyChase
Hunny just because the Bengals couldn’t figure out how to use John Ross doesn’t mean Andy Reid won’t.
Mims is more injury prone than Burrow, who is very injury prone.
There’s levels.
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I DESPISE the name of this account, but one photo brought up a good point:
DO NOT BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO THIS GAME.
If you can’t get a babysitter, you can’t go. Period.
If you bring a child into those conditions for 5 hours you should have your kids taken away.
Here are some tips to help you stay warm at tomorrow's game! ❄️
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