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Hilary Parker

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Data Science advising / consulting. Formerly Data Science PM @JoeBiden, DS @StitchFix & @Etsy. PhD @jhubiostat. Co-host of @NSSDeviations. 🥳😴🧘🐈

San Francisco
Joined March 2009
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@hspter
Hilary Parker
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Game changer!!! The drive to the airport is ALWAYS the worst part of the trip for me, as someone who gets car sick ridiculously easily
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sfchronicle.com
Freeways have come to represent a sort of manifest destiny, and a way for Waymo to ensure dominance in the self-driving car market.
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@knicks_tape99
kyle
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RFK bailing out is killing me
@Phil_Lewis_
philip lewis
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A man collapsed in the Oval Office while standing behind Trump during a televised press conference. https://t.co/uT3dHKd9HX
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@PeterHotez
Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon)
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Thimerosal was removed from vaccines in U.S. 20 years ago, except for one seldom used multi-dose flu vaccine. And what happened after thimerosal was removed from vaccines in the U.S.? Nothing, except autism rates actually increased (shifting diagnostic criteria). article attached
@SecKennedy
Secretary Kennedy
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Now that America has removed mercury from all vaccines, I call on every global health authority to do the same — to ensure that no child, anywhere in the world, is ever exposed to this deadly neurotoxin again.
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@MikeNellis
Mike Nellis
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I'm not letting this go. It seems like it should be a much bigger deal that the President of the United States admitted on live TV Sunday night that he has no idea who he's pardoning — that he only pardoned a crypto fraudster because his sons told him to. Why is the media
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@ninadelaflores
nina.
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“The abortion is murder!” to “Why do I have to help you feed your kid? You shouldn’t have had them!” pipeline
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@MikeNellis
Mike Nellis
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The United States is going through the largest number of layoffs since… checks notes… the last time Donald Trump was President. Every single Republican president in my lifetime has crashed the economy. Trump is the first to do it twice.
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@JamesSurowiecki
James Surowiecki
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They really are going with "It's fine because it's openly corrupt."
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@hspter
Hilary Parker
19 days
am I a terrible person for thinking that Trump doing a ballroom is like the one thing I'm OK with in his presidency? Seems like we really needed a ballroom, and he's genuinely pretty experienced in this particular task 🤷‍♀️
@AaronBlake
Aaron Blake
19 days
Turns out people are actually pretty concerned about the White House ballroom More than half of independents disapprove “strongly.”
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@themaxburns
Max Burns
20 days
The quickest way to sour voters on @GOP economic policies is for voters to actually give Republicans power.
@Jemsinger
James Singer
21 days
GOP advantage on economic prosperity has completely evaporated 2023: GOP +14 2024: GOP +6 2025: Dems +4
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@NYC_DOT
NYC DOT
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OUR CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME
@burningviolins
🍉 G. Gordon Lady 🍉
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met a girl at the deli who was going as a traffic cone for halloween
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@hspter
Hilary Parker
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In fairness, this is how to play me too 👑🫅
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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They all know how to play him. It isn’t difficult.
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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They all know how to play him. It isn’t difficult.
@Acyn
Acyn
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“We present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion” Trump: Thank you very much
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@America1stDem
America 1st Democrat 🇺🇸
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@samstein The funniest possibility is that Trump is so out of it that he genuinely didn't know he couldn't run for a 3rd term, and when told he was like "oh that sucks".
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@dphdphdph7
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This is the most “you are not alone” I think I’ve ever felt
@heyricharnold
Rich 🤌
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Sir, please…the name of the street. I can’t zoom in anymore…
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@pastoralcomical
sophia
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my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed
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@bernhardsson
Erik Bernhardsson
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Had my most genius idea ever yesterday and paid my kids $1 for every toy they got rid of. Cost me $140 but so worth it.
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@DavidAFrench
David French
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In hindsight, the anti-vax movement will be seen as one of the most destructive and nonsensical mass fads of a destructive and nonsensical era.
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Covid-19 vaccines, credited with saving millions of lives during the pandemic, set off a powerful alarm that rallies the human immune system against cancer and nearly doubles the median survival length of patients, according to a new retrospective study.
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@mfbenji
Michael Benjamin
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Yearly retweet
@katiedippold
Katie Dippold
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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@dieworkwear
derek guy
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this is the people's ballroom
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@alexisxrivas
Alexis Rivas
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The Cover team executes despite a broken system. It took 94 emails, numerous calls and office visits, and coordination across 8+ agencies just to get permission to start the rebuild. We navigate all of this so families don't have to. Proud of our team for cutting through it.
@coverbuild
Cover
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The first fire-rebuild home in the Pacific Palisades is nearing completion. It belongs to Sue Labella, a Palisades resident of more than 30 years who lost her home in the January fires. She wanted to rebuild without the stress of managing architects, contractors, or permits.
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