🍉 ✡︎ G. Gordon Lady ✡︎ 🍉
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hi, i’m dean! 22, they/she, autistic jewish dyke for palestine. i'm what would happen if gene shalit and the big bopper got in the transporter from the fly.
Joined April 2024
i've added three new questions to the Big Dog Or Mother quiz- two of them are about movies, because i've kind of been living and breathing movies lately =^) .
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the craziest part is the fact that she refers to herself as an october 7th survivor. she was not at that music festival. she was nowhere near the attacks.
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the guy in front of me typed “who killed batman’s parents” into chatgpt and then told his date “the vibe here is crazy, i feel like i’m about to run into joe chill”.
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i don't know what kind of a person i would be today if i never saw this tweet
What is one sentence or quote that completely shifted your way of thinking permanently?.
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"if laura palmer managed to" she didn't. she famously did not.
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i hate gay halloween wdym you’re jackie kennedy’s eccentric cousin edith bouvier beale
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like what if a guy who happened to live in new york in 2001 but didn’t work in or live near the twin towers started calling himself a “9/11 survivor” or something.
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when i said chappell was giving ziegfeld follies, these were the outfits i was thinking of
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@lovessmallsong i can't believe she lumped "women who like bdsm" and "yaoi fangirls" in with actual fascists.
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guys i finally got it. i came up with a punchline. liberals miss jfk.
one time i had a dream that elon musk did standup but he just kept repeating the words "what's the difference between liberals and bullets?" and never got to a punchline because he kept laughing. i've been driving myself mad trying to figure out what the punchline would be.
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i don't like benson boone at all but i can't really hate him for doing all those backflips. if i could do a backflip i'd never stop showing off either.
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@GBBranstetter reminds me of when my uncle started talking about trans women at thanksgiving and said “seeing a trans woman, it’s like when you see a car on the highway” and then didn’t say anything for the rest of the night.
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happy pride month to fat gay jason schwartzman
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@SaeedDiCaprio Those are chickpeas. What's he gonna do next, eat a whole avocado and call it guacamole?.
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@ladiedbird do you remember the scene where the kardashian children chant their own surname at a television.
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@no_earthquake my parents have it in my phone right now, and y'now what it's done? it's made me paranoid and anxious as hell! kids shouldn't grow up in a mini-surveillance state ruled by their parents.
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some other movies that my dad thinks are woke:.- lawrence of arabia .- godfather ii.- batman forever.- wicked .- psycho.- coppola’s dracula.
my dad texted me to say that he’s considering watching the brutalist but he’s afraid it’s going to be “a woke movie”.
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sometimes the relationship i have with adrien brody is kind of similar to this 4chan user's relationship with the late great david lynch
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@ihcarama yeah he really broke stereotypes by portraying a sex worker as a hard-partying overemotional gold-digger. nobody’s ever done that before.
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and if i said emerald fennell. (is she woke? no. but she thinks she is.).
ok then who is the least talented woke filmmaker.
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@lavionline apparently she goes to Sydney University and being conservative is her whole schtick.
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@GBBranstetter and that isn’t even the first time he’s compared women to cars. one time when he got in a car accident he said “cars are like women. they hate me.” this guy has many thoughts about women and cars.
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“go to hell” is boring. “i hope you develop an inexplicable and unshakeable obsession with an actor that people have good reasons to actively resent” is real. it’s terrifying. it’s possible. it happened to me.
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@pissvortex He doesn’t believe in trans people but he believes that we can turn into butterflies?.
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@ZeroSuitCamus parents of “israeli detransitioners” will often say, “my daughter is a special girl who dresses like a ventriloquist’s dummy”.
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you know what day it is. SHELLY SATURDAY! everybody needs to start shellymaxxing right NOW!!
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philip seymour hoffman hype moments and aura
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Dakota Johnson = Julia Roberts.Richard Gere = Pedro Pascal.Hugh Grant = Chris Evans. 80s/90s RomCom down to the voice over in the trailer. WE’RE SO BACK.
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the showrunner of good omens is a rapist and all you can think about is how the repercussions affect your queer media. pull your head out of your ass.
ofmd cancelled, dbd cancelled, good omens shortened into tv movie, wwdits soft-cancelled… what an abysmal year for queer media.
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@evryonesvictim and then someone would respond with a Supernatural gif, and then someone else would talk about how there's a Supernatural gif for everything.
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@hausofdecline “Kanye’s evil dentist” is the kind of phrase that gets better with every word. I can’t stop saying it to myself.
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one time i had a dream that elon musk did standup but he just kept repeating the words "what's the difference between liberals and bullets?" and never got to a punchline because he kept laughing. i've been driving myself mad trying to figure out what the punchline would be.
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the charli xcx vs green day discourse reminds me way too much of this picture
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That was Woody Allen, not John Lennon! How do you even confuse the two?.
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@IwriteOK Not true, the smallest amount of power a person can go mad with is "assistant director to a middle school production of The Little Mermaid".
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@blondeonbleach when i was younger i related to him so much. it was kind of comforting to know that over half a century ago, there were still teenagers who were just as sad and angry as i was.
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well, it's may 10th. very important day. it's been twenty-two years since. whatever the fuck this was. i'm glad we all collectively agreed to never let him live this one down.
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@MOULlNR0UGE they say the same thing about literally all her boyfriends. and then when the breakup happens they’re all like “he was a narcissist! i saw it coming the whole time!”.
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i thought adrien brody was actually going to have a comeback but now it looks like he's voluntarily running back into the khia asylum. like those guys who've been in jail for so long that they can't make it on the outside.
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seeing tweets like this makes me feel like i’m an alien. is this how everyone else who gets periods feels?.
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@jardindehepburn This!! I get so mad that the 1976 King Kong wasn’t set in the thirties, because I know they could’ve done it wonderfully. Seventies Does Thirties is such a fun style of film!.
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@capybaroness why are they acting like reading books for ten year olds makes you a good person.
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man come on. someone needs to stop him.
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@lilgrapefruits i swear there's some people acting like sorority girls are an oppressed minority.
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@matildabress He reeks of "guy who was on the debate team and thinks that's all there is to life".
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"rest in power" you cannot be serious. that's the pope you're talking about. the POPE!
We asked @ClubConcrave if the Pope is Woke: "We’ll cyberbully him into being woke. We love a woke pope."
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@eleum_fuck It might be a blackbird— I always thought this cartoon was a reference to that old song. “Pack up all my cares and woes, here I go, singing low. Bye, bye, blackbird!”.
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You guys are disgusting and weird for defending a literal weirdo. Im 17 and AFRAID of Karen Carpenter when she’s performing. You guys need help
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@no_earthquake i have. and they just take my phone and re-download it. i can't wait to get out of this fucking house.
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@h0mmelette and half the people saying they can "reclaim" think they can reclaim it because they have like. adhd or anxiety or something. i'm sorry but that's not your slur sdfjkghskd.
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@offbeatorbit They’re really choosing to run with the “stepfamily isn’t real family” route? That’s batshit insane!.
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@bi_swamp_thing the first time i heard the phrase i thought it was an abbreviation for some sort of bolshevism.
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@girldrawsghosts i refuse to believe this and i’m not going to unblock them to check. you’re messing with me. you have got to be messing with me.
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@honeybunwife “before feminism came around women were literally treated like princesses” unmarried women couldn’t have bank accounts until the 1970s.
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@MOULlNR0UGE still haven't forgiven them for filming trying to make a concentration camp into a stranger things-themed airbnb.
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@stockpiledclay my personal favorite oscar wilde statue is the one where he looks like he's made of worms
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@awawawhoami “and google isn’t being helpful” i need to see this anon’s search history. what did they even google?.
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@himeanthus i think about this one all the fucking time. it’s really telling how they said “kafka references” and not “kafka stories” fjsjjfjsjcjc
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@as_a_worker Kinda weird that this video features Sandie from Last Night in Soho. She’s a sex worker who kills clients— what do you think the Project 2025 crowd would think of that?.
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i think we should normalize stealing things from bands that really suck. i think it's funny.
Guys genuinely please keep an eye out for the person who stole the trees drum. They are one of a kind, and it’s impossible for them to make another one in time. If for some reason you find this drum pleaseeee make some noise so it can be returned
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what my timeline looks like .oomf 1: letterboxd wants me to make a WHAT?.oomf 2: letterboxd wants me to make a WHAT?.oomf 3: letterboxd wants me to make a WHAT?.oomf 4: al gore bulge image.oomf 5: letterboxd wants me to make a WHAT?.
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@ehyeahwhatever “lew cor” jesus fucking christ this writer was uncreative. he just loved to spell shit backwards i guess.
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@johnvvariety You get it. Like, I don't actively have suicidal thoughts, but I say "I'm gonna kill myself!!" all the time. This is one of my favorite reaction images.
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@bornposting doing anything to a landlord is okay. hunting a landlord through the streets with a paintball gun is ethical. because it is a landlord.
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@celluloidfag That smug expression is making my blood boil. Like, you aren't smarter than all of us for getting the metaphor. We all got the metaphor.
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@generalslug i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by true crime-induced paranoia.
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the illegal alien after getting a transgender operation in prison
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