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excuse your mouth
Boston, MA
Joined March 2009
Mia Farrow
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Michelle Pfeiffer did it first
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My body, which is connected to my brain, has absolutely always been insane
Use this tweet as an excuse to post a picture where your body was insane
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Rest in peace you absolute ICON ๐ฅบโฅ๏ธ
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Can you put a little more cream in my coffee? Iโm trying to shit my pants before we hit Brockton
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Someone without a personality should make this into a t shirt and advertise it on IG
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When you brought something up during the deck review and it gets shot down internally, and then the client brings your same point up during the meeting and your team tells them itโs a great idea
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The ungobbly hour
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Taylor Swift announces โthe Life of a Giles Corey Girl (More Weight Version)โ
Taylor Swift announces โThe Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe So Punk On The Internet Version).โ
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Yeah but I wanna get peened
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Men with pretty feet ๐ฆถ๐พ >>>>> Thatโs the tweet!
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The life of a thirty-something, somewhat successful gay man in America in 2025
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My nieces explained it to me for a good 10 minutes and I got no closer to understanding
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