Helen Carr💙
@hrcnow
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cake eater, wine drinker, cat owner, daily bike rider
Liverpool
Joined February 2009
Watching repeats on BBC4 of "Fanny Craddock cooks Christmas". Aside from the fact that she presents as deranged/twatted off her tits, all I can say about the food is 😲🤢🤮. Bonus points for her describing 1975 housewives as " living under prison conditions." #FannyCraddock
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"Put a small cone out." Excellent work by Andrew Cotter. #Olympic2024
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Halloween giveaway time!👻 RT for a chance to win this Where There’s a Will There’s a Wake Podcast’s coffin box of goodies! Basically lots of tat including prawn, for those in the know. I’ll do a random scroll and winner pick on Monday 23rd. Good luck! #WTAWTAW🎃 ♥️🎧⚰️
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NCP parking your customer service continues to be a disgrace. Despite agreeing that I am entitled to a refund of the £359 you took from account for a mythical parking session, 9 days later you still have my money. No-one answers the phone or my emails. #NCPparking #NCPparkingapp
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Having watched an advert for "Disney inspired Ocado deliveries" the " just fuck off" utterances are strong in this household.
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He was at Knowsley Safari Park one day where he saw a monkey with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other, and he shouted over. "Hey, you don't need the tin opener for that!" To which the monkey replied, "It's for the custard, dickhead!"
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I do not agree with the removal of public health measures in England. I feel ashamed of our government and what they’re doing to the public. I will continue to wear a mask and observe public health measures. If you feel the same, RT. Let’s make our voices heard.
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If you oppose NHS privatisation, RT. 💙Let’s see how far this goes 💙
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