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@hputzek
Dystopia πŸ’…
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New #esp8266 project: servo's and lasers (what can go wrong πŸ˜…)
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@mariana057
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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@ChrisJBakke
Chris Bakke
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This is so funny: β€œI’m deeply sorry that I’ve been jackhammering the concrete of my old wave pool to build a new wave pool for the last few years at my $110M home, which is next to your $18M home. In order to remedy the situation, I have gifted you these $199 headphones.”
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@s3nhxx
s3nh
2 months
AI/LLM benchmarks in 2025 be like
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@iamdevloper
I Am Devloper
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"your startup is just a GPT wrapper" your startup is just an API wrapper around postgres
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@the_culturist_
The Culturist
8 months
Every aspect of life is being stripped of color. Many have noticed this trend β€” but why exactly is it happening? Something deeper is going on… (thread) 🧡
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@spirosx
Spiros Xanthos
8 months
Nobody: VCs on Twitter: "I woke up at 4:30 AM to take my cold plunge, and my espresso machine made a weird noise. That noise reminded me that great founders are impossible to ignore. Disruption isn’t quiet. Here are 7 lessons I learned from investing in high-growth,
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@AutismCapital
Autism Capital 🧩
8 months
Adding skin tone emojis for "inclusion" and "personalization" reasons was a mistake. Yellow emojis were a neutral base of the internet -- it communicated a feeling, nothing more. Adding skin tones racialized things and started the infinite slope of never enough representation.
@WholeMarsBlog
Whole Mars Catalog
8 months
so glad this shit is over
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@Hirnschluckauf
Hirnschluckauf πŸ•Š
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πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²: There is no freedom of speech in Germany. πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ: Halt! You're not allowed to say zat here.
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@derdirekte
Martin Hartmann
8 months
@ainyrockstar Sie demonstrieren gegen eine Instrumentalisierung der Tat wΓ€hrend sie die Tat instrumentalisieren.
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@FlorianGallwitz
Florian Gallwitz
8 months
Ab heute gilt der AI Act. Seid ihr schon alle zertifiziert KI-kompetent?
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@cmuratori
Casey Muratori
9 months
Every time I see this kind of crap I want to know why there is a length limit on something you should never be transmitting or storing. Hashes don't get longer just because the input was longer. If you don't believe me, ask a cryptographer.
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@itsolelehmann
Ole Lehmann
9 months
I'm from Berlin. Afghanistan gets better tech than Europeans now. It's not a joke. It's the result of 30 years of suffocating regulation. And now, the EU's new AI Act is about to make it 10x worse. Here's the tragic story of how the EU is killing our tech future 🧡:
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@KhoaVuUmn
Khoa Vu
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Researcher: "We let the data speak for itself." Earlier that day:
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@Willrandship
William Shipley
11 months
@zack_overflow The best variable naming scheme is the one nobody else uses, to avoid accidental name collisions. That's why all my variable names are the hex sha256 hashes of the name, salted with the minimum number of spaces to ensure the first digit is a-f.
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@masonmennenga
Mason Mennenga
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it’s hilarious that one day a christian man was like β€œwhat if i made an understanding of gender roles entirely based on not knowing how umbrellas work”
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@hot_girl_spring
⁎⁺˳✧༚ πš—πšŠπš—πšŠπš–πš’ πŸŽ€πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’™πŸ’›
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Straight person: I’m straight Gay person: I’m gay Transgender person: I’m trans Java developer: AbstractSexualityServiceBuilderFactory
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@hputzek
Dystopia πŸ’…
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@BBarucker
Bastian Barucker
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WΓ€hrend die Rohdaten der Impfstoffzulassungsstudien 75 Jahre unter Verschluss bleiben sollten und freigeklagt werden mussten und Regierungsprotokolle zu Corona ebenfalls langwierig von BΓΌrgern auf eigene Kosten freigeklagt werden mΓΌssen, um dann scheibchenweise mittels
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@eshear
Emmett Shear
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Random noise? Oh, you mean the part of the system whose dynamics are not described by your model of the world?
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